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Title: It's about time I post something
Post by: BrookieHunter on April 23, 2016, 20:30:25 PM
I have been lurking for a while, now I guess it's time to start posting. I fish blue lines most of the time, but don't mind harassing the stockers in the delayed harvest when I'm short on time. Here are a few pictures from last year and this month.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: NCsporksman on April 23, 2016, 20:51:36 PM
is that the San Ron worm V2.0?
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Dee-Vo on April 23, 2016, 20:57:21 PM
Nice.

Lookin' forward to future reports.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: BrookieHunter on April 24, 2016, 07:12:40 AM
I called my fly tier and he said he calls that fly the ghetto green weenie.

Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: wildmttwalleye on April 24, 2016, 15:01:25 PM
I talk a bunch of shit, but I'll be damned of that is not a pretty damn rainbow.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Dougfish on April 24, 2016, 16:41:11 PM
 'c;
Stepping it up.
Was that a shitty tiger pic?  :o
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: BrookieHunter on April 24, 2016, 16:54:07 PM
Yea, that was definitely a tiger trout but it came out of a delayed harvest stream. I have heard of a few more being caught in a few other DH streams lately.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Dougfish on April 24, 2016, 18:23:14 PM
OK. No cred.  p;-
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Big J on April 24, 2016, 20:22:09 PM
You catch a tiger and get the worst possible picture of him to document the rare occasion?
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Pansyman on April 24, 2016, 20:33:23 PM
Welcome to this humble abode. Now post something important like your favorite mayonnaise or what type of nippers you think are the best for the money.  And there's no room for stupid shit on herey;
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: BrookieHunter on April 24, 2016, 20:41:20 PM
This is the only other picture of the elusive pellet fed tiger trout, fucker wouldn't hold still for shit.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: DRIFTS on April 25, 2016, 04:57:23 AM
Keep them reports coming...it's the only way i survive the work week  /'/
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Yallerhammer on April 25, 2016, 06:47:57 AM
+10 points for unapologetic trash fly display. Most of us pull the green/pink weenie out of its mouth before we take the pic and swear we caught it on a #24 BWO emerger.   ;D
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Big J on April 25, 2016, 07:45:46 AM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on April 25, 2016, 06:47:57 AM
+10 points for unapologetic trash fly display. Most of us pull the green/pink weenie out of its mouth before we take the pic and swear we caught it on a #24 BWO emerger.   ;D

Whhhhaaaaaaaaaat? Naw.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Dee-Vo on April 25, 2016, 07:54:15 AM
I've still yet ever to fish a weenie. I hear they work grand.....
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Yallerhammer on April 25, 2016, 08:15:35 AM
Quote from: Big J on April 25, 2016, 07:45:46 AM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on April 25, 2016, 06:47:57 AM
+10 points for unapologetic trash fly display. Most of us pull the green/pink weenie out of its mouth before we take the pic and swear we caught it on a #24 BWO emerger.   ;D

Whhhhaaaaaaaaaat? Naw.

;D
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: AAGoldsmith on April 25, 2016, 15:00:36 PM
Yall must know this guy or soemthing. Either that or you have gotten soft as fuck. This intro wasn't worth half a fuck. p;-
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Dougfish on April 25, 2016, 15:27:10 PM
Quote from: AAGoldsmith on April 25, 2016, 15:00:36 PM
Yall must know this guy or soemthing. Either that or you have gotten soft as fuck. This intro wasn't worth half a fuck. p;-

True. But, maybe we're hoping to groom him into someone that posts better TR's than you. 
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: AAGoldsmith on April 25, 2016, 15:28:27 PM
Quote from: Dougfish on April 25, 2016, 15:27:10 PM
Quote from: AAGoldsmith on April 25, 2016, 15:00:36 PM
Yall must know this guy or soemthing. Either that or you have gotten soft as fuck. This intro wasn't worth half a fuck. p;-

True. But, maybe we're hoping to groom him into someone that posts better TR's than you.

Says the guy who wears fishing gloves in his TR's.....

Game. Set. Match. n!n
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: AAGoldsmith on April 25, 2016, 15:34:42 PM
I can't be bothered to post a TR every time I go absolutely destroy a blue line. I'd rather take that time to research more streams and drink cold beer.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Big J on April 25, 2016, 15:39:24 PM
Quote from: AAGoldsmith on April 25, 2016, 15:28:27 PM
Says the guy who wears fishing gloves in his TR's.....

Game. Set. Match. n!n

Doug gave your crappy intro a pass

Quote from: Dougfish on December 10, 2015, 10:57:24 AM
There is potential here. Pull up a cooler.

I think it was mainly because there was liquor and beer in it. 

Either way, you have no leverage in this thread, you contribute nothing, therefore your say is nothing. 

P.S. I do not know this newb in the intro

P.P.S.  This is not "destroying it"

http://www.brfff.com/forum/index.php/topic,13795.msg137241.html#msg137241 (http://www.brfff.com/forum/index.php/topic,13795.msg137241.html#msg137241)
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: AAGoldsmith on April 25, 2016, 15:41:39 PM
Ooooh my very first TR? Nice catch mang.

Hey, here's an idea, how about you go fuck yourself?
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Big J on April 25, 2016, 15:45:48 PM
Quote from: AAGoldsmith on April 25, 2016, 15:41:39 PM
Ooooh my very first TR? Nice catch mang.

Hey, here's an idea, how about you go fuck yourself?

:laugh:
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Dougfish on April 25, 2016, 15:53:10 PM
Quote from: AAGoldsmith on April 25, 2016, 15:41:39 PM
Ooooh my very first TR? Nice catch mang.

Hey, here's an idea, how about you go fuck yourself?

Lol. Mr. Dish It, Can't Take It.  p;-
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Da Heisenberg on April 25, 2016, 15:54:45 PM
Quote from: AAGoldsmith on April 25, 2016, 15:00:36 PM
Yall must know this guy or soemthing. Either that or you have gotten soft as fuck. This intro wasn't worth half a fuck. p;-

Membership is down.  :;!

to bro or not to bro?
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Yallerhammer on April 25, 2016, 16:25:02 PM
I don't know him that I'm aware of, but shit, nobody else has tried to join this site in months. Gets old seeing three new posts a week, and two of them are "fuck you. " :D
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Da Heisenberg on April 25, 2016, 16:48:06 PM
The logical consequence of hijinks going too far.


Goldsmith, I like you. You got wasta. You n me could be friends. We can go fish a blueline, get drunk and sling pickle at some trailer park meth skanks
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: driver on April 25, 2016, 19:44:22 PM
Brookiehaven- shitty intro... Just contribute goddamnit.. Unlike the pickle retard.. and Goldie Locks, and the preacher guy. Who only feel like contributing when it's to talk shit to a newb.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: ptfranze on April 26, 2016, 07:48:25 AM
Quote from: AAGoldsmith on April 25, 2016, 15:41:39 PM
Ooooh my very first TR? Nice catch mang.

Hey, here's an idea, how about you go fuck yourself?

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/ptfranze/escalated%20quickly_zpszixobyow.jpg) (http://s29.photobucket.com/user/ptfranze/media/escalated%20quickly_zpszixobyow.jpg.html)

I will agree with you not the best intro, but at least he was smart enough to put fish pictures in his first post and I bet he can even ID the fish he catches correctly  :o n!n p;-

PS.  I also do not know this guy
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Big J on April 26, 2016, 07:59:40 AM
This is the first crappy intro that I can remember that we bashed a different newb more then the original poster.  I guess it is a rough life being stupid, having thin skin, and a big mouth.

I give the guy a thumbs up just for posting a few pictures and starting a chain of posts that make me laugh. 
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: AAGoldsmith on April 26, 2016, 08:42:57 AM
A big mouth I can agree with, but stupid and thin skin? Don't think either of those apply to me. If you really think I get my silkies in a wad over a forum.....well that just goes to show that you don't me at all.

Also, yes I did mislabel a fish pic once....One of the things that comes from being hungover and posting on a forum from work.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Da Heisenberg on April 26, 2016, 14:54:50 PM
Quote from: driver on April 25, 2016, 19:44:22 PM
Brookiehaven- shitty intro... Just contribute goddamnit.. Unlike the pickle retard.. and Goldie Locks, and the preacher guy. Who only feel like contributing when it's to talk shit to a newb.

Now that's not nice. The retards have feelings too.

brobutthurtisdeep

This place was mediocre 3 years ago; now it's in the toilet. what's left 10-15 active posters, one TR a week?

I'm laughing at the pathetic attempt of having an ego that some of you display.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Big J on April 26, 2016, 15:24:14 PM
Quote from: Mr. Pickle on April 26, 2016, 14:54:50 PM


This place was mediocre 3 years ago; now it's in the toilet. what's left 10-15 active posters, one TR a week?


There has been 7 TR's in the last 7 days.  I'm counting the 4 posted in the one thread as one TR and zero of what has been posted in the warmwater thread.  You are truly a special kind of stupid.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Yallerhammer on April 26, 2016, 16:43:17 PM
Ain't but ten people left here, and they all wantin' to cut each other with pocketknives. Play nice, chillrens.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Da Heisenberg on April 26, 2016, 17:10:34 PM
Quote from: Big J on April 26, 2016, 15:24:14 PM
Quote from: Mr. Pickle on April 26, 2016, 14:54:50 PM


This place was mediocre 3 years ago; now it's in the toilet. what's left 10-15 active posters, one TR a week?


There has been 7 TR's in the last 7 days.  I'm counting the 4 posted in the one thread as one TR and zero of what has been posted in the warmwater thread.  You are truly a special kind of stupid.

Mediocrity speaks volumes

You call those TRs? I swear you catch the same 6" brook trout every time you fish, OR maybe you have a lot of pics from the one time you caught it.

Quote from: Yallerhammer on April 26, 2016, 16:43:17 PM
Ain't but ten people left here, and they all wantin' to cut each other with pocketknives. Play nice, chillrens.

Nah, keyboard badasses and we aren't talking about music.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: AAGoldsmith on April 26, 2016, 17:16:21 PM
Me thinks any of us can post 6-8" brookies and pics of beer....

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm169/aagoldsmith1/6_zpsm8x4c2gy.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm169/aagoldsmith1/5_zpsgehvldsv.jpg)

Goddamn I'm a real boy!

Weak sauce.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Dougfish on April 26, 2016, 17:33:24 PM
I see all the shit heads had aliases set up. p;-

No TR's by any of them, jealous, bitter, sad, negative Nancys.

Why don't you tell us who you really are? You know who I am. Unless you have rocks for brains.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on April 26, 2016, 17:51:04 PM
Andy and Dud couldn't decide; can we do better?

"How we gonna fight? guns?
All right, then, bitin' in boots!
.. all right, how about willow branches .. and whittlin' knives, huh?
Just plain slappin' and buttin'?
Bare elbows only?
.. bare feet?
Wanna fight one leg and one arm?
Come on now, sheriff BRFFF peckerheads.
Make up your mind."

I suggest willow branches and whittling knives

Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Woolly Bugger on April 26, 2016, 18:05:44 PM
Don't feed the trolls

http://dontevenreply.com/ (http://dontevenreply.com/)
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Dougfish on April 26, 2016, 18:15:37 PM
True, WB. Got some new alter egos to block.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: RiverbumCO on April 30, 2016, 07:12:34 AM
same ol monkey sucking a tit here.
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Da Heisenberg on April 30, 2016, 17:52:01 PM
Ha ha ha ha

this thread is a riot. The bro welcoming committee.

Don't worry brookiehunter, after their soft egos have been appeased you'll be accepted.


Quoteall the shit heads had aliases

I'm not sure who you think I am, but I am sure you are wrong. No alias here.

by the way...

QuoteYou know who I am.

No, I dont... who are you?

Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Pansyman on April 30, 2016, 22:20:51 PM
Us, us , us, us , and them, them, them
Title: Re: It's about time I post something
Post by: Da Heisenberg on May 01, 2016, 19:36:11 PM
Oh, I'll play...

Quote from: pansyman on April 30, 2016, 22:20:51 PM
Us, us , us, us , and them, them, them

And after all we're only ordinary men.


that was so overplayed on the radio. Try this one:

Shall we buy a new guitar?
Shall we drive a more powerful car?
Shall we work straight through the night?
Shall we get into fights?
Leave the lights on?
Drop bombs?
Do tours of the east?
contract diseases?