Pretentious Snobby Bastard Fly Fishing!

Fly Fishing BS => The Gravel Bar => Topic started by: Onslow on February 12, 2015, 19:50:42 PM

Title: PSA
Post by: Onslow on February 12, 2015, 19:50:42 PM
The watering hole known as facebook is populated with too many cattle and the water is soiled.  It would be greatly appreciated by me, and possibly many others, if everyone here at BRFFF would resist the urge to drag their shitty hooves from facebook/fagspace into this pristine watering hole.  Thank you.


Title: Re: PSA
Post by: Beetle on February 12, 2015, 20:19:00 PM
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Title: Re: PSA
Post by: Big J on February 13, 2015, 08:09:56 AM
Quote from: Phallus in Wonderland on February 12, 2015, 19:50:42 PM
The watering hole known as facebook is populated with too many cattle and the water is soiled.  It would be greatly appreciated by me, and possibly many others, if everyone here at BRFFF would resist the urge to drag their shitty hooves from facebook/fagspace into this pristine watering hole.  Thank you.

This is a pristine watering hole?


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Title: Re: PSA
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on February 13, 2015, 08:53:13 AM
Quote from: Big J on February 13, 2015, 08:09:56 AM
Quote from: Phallus in Wonderland on February 12, 2015, 19:50:42 PM
The watering hole known as facebook is populated with too many cattle and the water is soiled.  It would be greatly appreciated by me, and possibly many others, if everyone here at BRFFF would resist the urge to drag their shitty hooves from facebook/fagspace into this pristine watering hole.  Thank you.

This is a pristine watering hole?

PinW did a very poor job of scripting his metaphor.  Or his belabored effort could be a simile; I always mix up the two.

This is how I would have worded the concern/request.

<The anus known as Facebook is colonized by too many condyloma acuminate or anal warts, and the entire perineal region around that particular anus is very unpleasant.  It would be greatly appreciated by me, and possibly many others, if everyone here at BRFFF would resist the urge to drag their revolting anal warts from facebook/fagspace into our shit hole, where we're already blessed with pruritus ani (anal itching) and hemorrhoids.  Thank you.>
Title: Re: PSA
Post by: Aka on February 13, 2015, 14:49:55 PM
I interrupt this PSA to bring you this;

http://news.yahoo.com/watch-f-18-pick-airborne-cruise-missile-guide-170458025.html (http://news.yahoo.com/watch-f-18-pick-airborne-cruise-missile-guide-170458025.html)

Wait until 2:30...
Title: Re: PSA
Post by: benben reincarnated on February 13, 2015, 15:03:01 PM
Quote from: AKAaron on February 13, 2015, 14:49:55 PM
I interrupt this PSA to bring you this;

http://news.yahoo.com/watch-f-18-pick-airborne-cruise-missile-guide-170458025.html (http://news.yahoo.com/watch-f-18-pick-airborne-cruise-missile-guide-170458025.html)

Wait until 2:30...

Those birds at 2:45 may have survived, but they probably can't hear worth a shit now.
Title: Re: PSA
Post by: Grannyknot on February 13, 2015, 15:06:31 PM
impressive reaction time from the pigeons.
Title: Re: PSA
Post by: flatlander on February 13, 2015, 15:07:26 PM
They needed killing'...

Damn Aaron...you're trying to screw real estate agents out of their hard earned dollars; you're posting videos of the US Military in action; and you seem to be advocating the indiscriminate killing of wildlife and the destruction of our natural world.  Have you turned into a Republican?
Title: Re: PSA
Post by: Aka on February 13, 2015, 16:53:16 PM
Quote from: Flatlander on February 13, 2015, 15:07:26 PM

Damn Aaron...you're trying to screw real estate agents out of their hard earned dollars


Stop right there, you won't have a better joke for the rest of the day no matter how hard you try.
Hard earned dollars... damn, that's a good one. :laugh:
Title: Re: PSA
Post by: flatlander on February 14, 2015, 06:19:31 AM
Quote from: AKAaron on February 13, 2015, 16:53:16 PM
Quote from: Flatlander on February 13, 2015, 15:07:26 PM

Damn Aaron...you're trying to screw real estate agents out of their hard earned dollars


Stop right there, you won't have a better joke for the rest of the day no matter how hard you try.
Hard earned dollars... damn, that's a good one. :laugh:

I'm going to remember this the next time you start a thread on unions.
Title: Re: PSA
Post by: Aka on February 14, 2015, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: Flatlander on February 14, 2015, 06:19:31 AM
Quote from: AKAaron on February 13, 2015, 16:53:16 PM
Quote from: Flatlander on February 13, 2015, 15:07:26 PM

Damn Aaron...you're trying to screw real estate agents out of their hard earned dollars


Stop right there, you won't have a better joke for the rest of the day no matter how hard you try.
Hard earned dollars... damn, that's a good one. :laugh:

I'm going to remember this the next time you start a thread on unions.

I was a union carpenter for ten years before I herniated a disc and had back surgery. My experience with unions and union workers was anything but lazy workers making easy money.

The union provided apprentiship training, continued skill development, a large, highly skilled and ready workforce, a guaranteed pension, and safe working environment. My employment was at-will and could be terminated at anytime my employer wanted. I saw people that didn't put in the effort get let go and people that did stayed around, no different than non-union work.

The main difference was the union helped you find a job if you were out of work, provided great health insurance, and a pension to all its members. That and I stared out as a carpenters apprentice in 1992 at the age of 18 making $12.75 an hour. Now, close to 25 years later I know a lot of tradespeople that, as journeymen, aren't making much more than that. Collective bargaining works.

The overwhelming majority of trade union members are among the hardest working group of people you'll find. As a percentage there were more hardworking people in my union than any office I've worked in, including the one that was filled with real estate agents.