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Fly Fishing BS => The Gravel Bar => Bash a newb ... => Topic started by: Dundeal1 on January 15, 2018, 10:50:58 AM

Title: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: Dundeal1 on January 15, 2018, 10:50:58 AM
Let the newbie bashing begin ;D
Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: Dundeal1 on January 15, 2018, 10:55:32 AM
The 14 lb Brown was caught on the white zonker.
Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: Dougfish on January 15, 2018, 14:05:50 PM
I got a krick in my neck trying to look at your pics.
Straighten your shit up, holmes. Need some fish (not that ugly stooger), alcohol, tits pics, etc.  b';
Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: troutfanatic on January 15, 2018, 15:52:40 PM
Meh
Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: Dundeal1 on January 15, 2018, 17:02:18 PM
Here ya go.......14 lbs of pissed off Brown last December
Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: troutfanatic on January 15, 2018, 17:27:13 PM
I especially like the trout pellets emanating from its asshole.

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Now some beer, tits, a dead animal, and something random to surprise us.
Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on January 15, 2018, 17:53:13 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on January 15, 2018, 17:27:13 PM
I especially like the trout pellets emanating from its asshole.

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Pellets, feces, or eggs?  I vote eggs, because she looks female to me, plus the time of year.
Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: troutfanatic on January 15, 2018, 18:08:46 PM
Quote from: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on January 15, 2018, 17:53:13 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on January 15, 2018, 17:27:13 PM
I especially like the trout pellets emanating from its asshole.

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Pellets, feces, or eggs?  I vote eggs, because she looks female to me, plus the time of year.

Perhaps you are right, but...

An upstanding member of this shit show would never fish the spawn.
Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: Michael Toris on January 15, 2018, 19:11:34 PM
Definitely spawning female

Not a good look OP
Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: The Dude on January 15, 2018, 19:15:59 PM
Y'all just jealous.


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Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: Jfey on January 15, 2018, 19:35:51 PM
Must be part of the Ronnie Kittridge/Trout Pro Army p;-

You should at least have saved those eggs for spawn sacks.
Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: driver on January 15, 2018, 19:36:43 PM
Ronnie 2.0? Atleast he kept his tounge in his mouth.

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Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: troutfanatic on January 16, 2018, 10:41:06 AM
Ain't he in jail?

I'm never jealous of a fish like that Al and I caught several dozen around that size last summer. Many are in our freezers.
Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: Yallerhammer on January 16, 2018, 18:55:02 PM
Needs more smoked meat.
Title: Re: fly portfolio to examine
Post by: NCsporksman on January 20, 2018, 22:57:20 PM
I'm aight with it as long as OP fertilized said eggs post release...and called her back

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