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Fly Fishing BS => The Gravel Bar => Topic started by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on December 26, 2018, 10:34:39 AM

Title: Santa did OK
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on December 26, 2018, 10:34:39 AM
Allegedly, a DIY straight razor shave is a euphoric, Zen-like experience.  I've had one at a local Blacksburg barber several years ago and have always wanted to give it a shot.  This year Santa accommodated.  A Zen-like state would be fine, but I'm looking for more of an old-man orgasmic outcome.
Title: Re: Santa did OK
Post by: Phil on December 26, 2018, 12:52:31 PM
You'll cut your eye out....
Title: Re: Santa did OK
Post by: jwgnc on December 26, 2018, 16:53:19 PM
I hated when my dad said "go get me the razor strap" after a minor infraction like breaking a window
Title: Re: Santa did OK
Post by: Al on December 26, 2018, 22:43:14 PM
I'm sure a medical professional would say "stop taking any asprin or other blood thiner at least 10 days before you use that razor for the first time"
Title: Re: Santa did OK
Post by: Onslow on December 27, 2018, 05:43:47 AM
Kudos to anyone who dumps disposable razors.  The cheap and easy plastic life has bitten us all in the arse in so many ways. 

Unpleasant consequences for not paying attention isn't a bad thing imo.
Title: Re: Santa did OK
Post by: Woolly Bugger on December 27, 2018, 10:34:07 AM

requires a steady hand,....  :o




for some reason this Pink Floyd song came to mind...


https://youtu.be/O8OE4gedQuc
Title: Re: Santa did OK
Post by: Aka on December 27, 2018, 15:55:38 PM
Mudwall, your hipster game is so strong I feel you are wasting your talents in that VA backwater. That, or we are all paying witness to the vanguard of Portlandification which once established will expand out to Doug & Jacob's doorsteps.

https://www.wweek.com/portland/article-17831-the-portlandification-of-brooklyn.html
Title: Re: Santa did OK
Post by: Dougfish on December 27, 2018, 16:57:54 PM
I'm so hip I don't shave. I clip.
And I fish.

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