New to the forum, not new to the area and certainly not new to life.... Old man compared to most of you on here. Live in SC, Fish in NC. Been away from fishing for a while, but now I'm back into it and poking around on the net, I stumbled on this place. I'll post some fish when I catch 'em, Tits when I see good 'uns, but I'll be drinking the beer and eating the grilled meat so leave me alone 'bout that. Glad to find a place full of normal fly fishermen. Hopefully I'll run into some of you out on the water.
Barry
Lurker with no pics? Don't fall back on old. BS. Fail.
All yours RB and Dude.
Fuck it. What up Barry? Welcome
QuoteGlad to find a place full of normal fly fishermen.
You've landed on the wrong planet, but some new personalities can't hurt.
With the absence of pics, I have some questions:
Fiberglass or graphite?
Float or wade?
carp or trout?
Smallmouth or trout?
DH or Wild?
PBR or IPA?
Jack Daniels or Woodford?
single malt or blend?
Vinegar or Mustard?
Fly ties or buy flies?
Virginia or West Virginia?
Ohio State or Michigan?
tailwater or blueline?
brookies or browns?
sandals or shoes?
midges or streamers?
There is no right of wrong answer, but you will likely not answer correctly. Either way, it doesn't matter. d:b d:b d:b
Barry...Barry, Barry Badgernath?
Who's Barry Badgernath? Who's Barry Badgernath? Who's Barry Badgernath? Who's Barry Badgernath?
Heard you are the best beer games player ever (also a male prostitute)
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/ptfranze/barry_zpspsunwrl1.jpg) (http://s29.photobucket.com/user/ptfranze/media/barry_zpspsunwrl1.jpg.html)
OK Jfey .. I'm new and nobody knows a thing about me, so here goes. I'll answer your questions in order.
both
wade
trout -- used to try and be a tournament bass angler, but gave it up cause I sucked
trout
Both
IPA nowdays, but learned to drink on PBR ... back when you had to have a church key to open one
Neither - Blanton's -- very smooth
Prefer single malt, but I'll drink a blend when I'm paying
mustard
Used to tie, eyes got bad, so now I buy
Clemson ... don't care about Virginia teams
Clemson -- don't care about Ohio or Michigan teams
Both
Both... Brookies are special, but love hanging a big brown hawg
Shoes
midges
Sure many of these will be wrong, even if there's no right or wrong answer.
Thanks for the warm welcome ...
I have Klempson friends. They are aware of cameras.
Don't give me old. You got on the interwebs and found this penal colony.
Throw up some fish porn. Some poor excuse of SC BBQ.
Blow our minds. Some great scenes of special places?
We are hungry for new stuff. Not old fluff and hotspotters.
Join. Contribute, Or get ready.....
Quote from: ccwnsc on March 02, 2015, 20:05:52 PM
Live in SC, Fish in NC.
Bazza*
*fixed.
There's quite a few blokes who prostitute themselves in the Tarhole from the Palmetto Shitter. Why is that? Howcome y'all don't fish for red drums down on the coast? A 4 hour drive gonna hurt you?
Shit mayne. Normal fly fishermen? Ha, I have heard some shit in my day, but this, steals the iceberg from the bow of that ill fated limey shitshow Titanic.
Nice of you to go ahead and sign up. Seems all forums are plagued by lurkers/guests/whatchamacallits. Fuckwipes who don't have the decency to introduce themselves. Reading intently, watching, observing, shadow tossing. Eh, its modern times, let them be cyber pussies. Can't all be real life assholes.
You'll come to find that there are a few dudes on here that bring value to the table when it actually comes to the act of fly fishing. Try not to take any of this too seriously. Come fish sometime. Reach out to the OG, Muddlerman. That bloke can fucking fish. He's just down the road from you...
Welcome to the basement.
Oh, so you are one of "those" guys. Cool. It's not like the world is full of them or anything.
Btw, tranny might let you hold is hawg. It's only gay if you let it be.
Ah yes, I see everyone still has cabin fever.
Quote from: ccwnsc on March 02, 2015, 22:18:17 PM
OK Jfey .. I'm new and nobody knows a thing about me, so here goes. I'll answer your questions in order.
both
wade
trout -- used to try and be a tournament bass angler, but gave it up cause I sucked
trout
Both
IPA nowdays, but learned to drink on PBR ... back when you had to have a church key to open one
Neither - Blanton's -- very smooth
Prefer single malt, but I'll drink a blend when I'm paying
mustard
Used to tie, eyes got bad, so now I buy
Clemson ... don't care about Virginia teams
Clemson -- don't care about Ohio or Michigan teams
Both
Both... Brookies are special, but love hanging a big brown hawg
Shoes
midges
Sure many of these will be wrong, even if there's no right or wrong answer.
Thanks for the warm welcome ...
The answers to #3 & #5 are probably related.
Quote from: ccwnsc on March 02, 2015, 22:18:17 PM
OK Jfey .. I'm new and nobody knows a thing about me, so here goes. I'll answer your questions in order.
both
wade
trout -- used to try and be a tournament bass angler, but gave it up cause I sucked
trout
Both
IPA nowdays, but learned to drink on PBR ... back when you had to have a church key to open one
Neither - Blanton's -- very smooth
Prefer single malt, but I'll drink a blend when I'm paying
mustard
Used to tie, eyes got bad, so now I buy
Clemson ... don't care about Virginia teams
Clemson -- don't care about Ohio or Michigan teams
Both
Both... Brookies are special, but love hanging a big brown hawg
Shoes
midges
Sure many of these will be wrong, even if there's no right or wrong answer.
Thanks for the warm welcome ...
You mostly answered wrong, but won points with Blanton. 0:0 Welcome to the low rent district of pretentious snobby bastards. Similar to Clemson's football team, if you keep your expectations low you will be fine.
I wanna know this man's stance on hawg handling.
Mine is from behind
Quote from: bullship on March 03, 2015, 18:27:00 PM
Mine is from behind
figured u were a head on kind of guy
I can be, at times. Not my preference though. I tend to be too intense
Quote from: bullship on March 03, 2015, 20:39:32 PM
I can be, at times. Not my preference though. I tend to be too intense
Understandable.
A big hawg tears me up too
Word of caution, Barry. Never inquire about whom a person has blown for goods/services.
Quote from: RiverbumCO on March 03, 2015, 20:50:52 PM
Word of caution, Barry. Never inquire about whom a person has blown for goods/services.
The gift that keeps on giving. At least an apology was involved.
Hey Barry. We're all going camping. Wanna go?
Quote from: wildmttrout on March 03, 2015, 18:20:03 PM
I wanna know this man's stance on hawg handling.
The Hawgs I like to handle........[/b]
Gawd this place is becoming overwhelmingly ghey ....what next.... a dancing with the stars thread? :;!
Until you have something to contribute fuck off.
Don't come here just to inform us you exist. b';
Quote from: overbrook on March 04, 2015, 14:48:27 PM
Gawd this place is becoming overwhelmingly ghey ....what next.... a dancing with the stars thread? :;!
Until you have something to contribute fuck off.
Don't come here just to inform us you exist. b';
I saw your desperate plead for a dancing with the stars thread so here you go.
http://www.brfff.com/forum/index.php/topic,13035.0.html (http://www.brfff.com/forum/index.php/topic,13035.0.html)
this shit is weak! yall got soft as shit. why has no one told this dude to fuck off or post pics?
ill do it
pics of fish, meat and good alcohol or take a dive on the dull end of a spoon.
Quote from: ruttness on March 04, 2015, 20:45:48 PM
this shit is weak! yall got soft as shit. why has no one told this dude to fuck off or post pics?
ill do it
pics of fish, meat and good alcohol or take a dive on the dull end of a spoon.
Runtniss, there's been a changing of the guard and I'm happy for it. Look at history mate, many great dynasties. All began and ended. And now us folks who have lives outside of this shitter can watch the shit show dissolve. Maybe the bacteria will grow on the reef and the coral will come back, then the fish. No never mind. Deep thought as my beloved Sodwana is dying...