Monster Garage...

[RiverbumCO]

...Or just a carport.

I, uh, got me a new whip.

It floats in a piss trickle so don't be surprised if you see me motoring up your favorite blueline, trout wieners.

Time to tear it apart and make it mine...ill post pics as I go.

[benben reincarnated]

Nice bote/money pit

[Onslow]

Cool man.

BTW, my wife and your lady are well acquainted professionally.  Damned small world.

[RiverbumCO]

Cool man.

BTW, my wife and your lady are well acquainted professionally.  Damned small world.

aint dat some shit.  She just got moved to high school. 

[Transylwader]

Did the blonde portion come with the boat? If so, I'm shopping at the wrong fucking place...again

[Dougfish]

Did the blonde portion come with the boat? If so, I'm shopping at the wrong fucking place...again

This.
But you're shopping skills are suspect, in general. 

Good on ya' Bumage. Another Gheenoe in the fold.

[RiverbumCO]

Actually its a Riverhawk B52.  A little wider than a normal Gheenoe, more comparable to a Gheenoe Classic 15' 6".  The story says that one of the original workers for Harvey Gheen was getting homesick and wanted to move back to Georgia, so he let him take the original Gheenoe molds with him and start a differently named company producing the same boat.  Eventually the company was sold and they tweaked the boat molds a tad, but its still basically a Classic.  Basically i have to lie if i want to join CustomGheenoe.com, they curse the Riverhawk name over there.  Steelie might rat me out.

[Dougfish]

Faux Gheenoe, faux redhead. Keeping it real?, brother. 

I'd fish out of a log canoe at this point. 

[NCsporksman]

there were some dudes with a Riverhawk on the Soho Sunday. They were highly stoned but spoke highly of said boat. How bout we get some beers and you pull me around salem lake in a tube?

[AwesomeBillFrmDawsonville]

Vroom, vroom

[Transylwader]

They were highly stoned but spoke highly of said boat.

Dude, that was fucking hilarious

I think this nations peoples is slightly backward. See in Saffa, we smoked the chronic mentally in the 80's and 90's. Then we had the era of smart drugs. If it wasn't for greedy dealers cutting their shit with baby poweder or dish washing detergent, I would probably be Charlies Army. Alas I am now a PBR destructo. Eh fuck it all...

[DRIFTS]

Nice. ..that'll work

[RiverbumCO]

Had a spare hour today to start messing with this thing.

Stripped nonessentials.



Cut out front bench.



Cut out "livewell."



Shit gets dusty fast.  Ill be back at it tomorrow, church league softball interfered today.

Note the thermacell in the background, holy shit-hell i figured this dry weather would put a hurt on those bastards.

[Dougfish]

Church league, what??

That runs counter to your established persona.
Explain. Peckerhead.
Or join Jerry's kids with Big J. 

[Michael Toris]

Church league, what??

That runs counter to your established persona.
Explain. Peckerhead.
Or join Jerry's kids with Big J. 

He's what we call a "phaser"

Right now, it's the softball phase.