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This Ain't Necessarily Fly Fishing => For Sale / Wanted => Topic started by: Piscatus on January 23, 2015, 22:24:28 PM

Title: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: Piscatus on January 23, 2015, 22:24:28 PM
Hi guys,
I've recently started selling some Australian Saltwater flies from my website here in the US. Everything from shrimp and crabs through to large flashy baitfish profiles and right up to 12" billfish tube flies.

www.piscatus.net/store (http://www.piscatus.net/store)

The fatboy flies are awesome for redfish and there is a really good range of billfish tube flies that are currently being used around the world by some of the top guys in this game.

PM me if you want any info.

Cheers,
Chris
Title: Re: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: benben reincarnated on January 24, 2015, 01:02:38 AM
Not interested.   
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Post by: Michael Toris on January 24, 2015, 04:59:39 AM
I wanna see these flashing baitfish. Do they flash full frontal or just bewbs?
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Post by: Piscatus on January 24, 2015, 11:50:38 AM
Full frontal.... A school of them is called a Flash Mob
Title: Re: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: bullship on January 25, 2015, 08:28:20 AM
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/25/b6effce4e89350937958a3dc010f13e6.jpg)
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Post by: RiverbumCO on January 25, 2015, 09:06:17 AM
Carpet match the drapes?   :P
Title: Re: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: bullship on January 25, 2015, 11:12:53 AM
That dude without a shirt on was really unhappy with me
Title: Re: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: bullship on January 25, 2015, 11:13:38 AM
Note to self- turn the flash off before entering a dirty strip club
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Post by: Jfey on January 25, 2015, 11:47:01 AM
They really need to clean those mirrors. 

You are right, the dude in the pic looks mad.
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Post by: Aka on January 25, 2015, 16:09:58 PM
Is that club raisins?
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Post by: Transylwader on January 25, 2015, 18:20:50 PM
I never knew Bully was gay. My fuck...
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Post by: OldDominionAngler on January 26, 2015, 08:27:16 AM
Black lights? Awful idea.
Title: Re: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: bullship on January 26, 2015, 09:51:38 AM

Quote from: OldDominionAngler on January 26, 2015, 08:27:16 AM
Black lights? Awful idea.

You have been to a shady strip club before right? Dirty mirrors, black lights, and leopard print are universal. And very ugly(and bitchy) strippers. I gave the prettiest one 100 bucks and tried to stay out of trouble. Oh well
Title: Re: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: bmadd on January 26, 2015, 10:12:13 AM
That's the only kind I've ever been to. I missed out on that checklist. Mine had the dirty mirrors but also included being in a double wide, and lots of ugly ladies with c-section scars.
Title: Re: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: bullship on January 26, 2015, 10:24:24 AM
I have to draw the line somewhere...
Title: Re: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: bmadd on January 26, 2015, 11:02:34 AM
We're a little more low rent then ya'll out east I spose
Title: Re: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: OldDominionAngler on January 26, 2015, 11:52:07 AM
Quote from: bullship on January 26, 2015, 09:51:38 AM

Quote from: OldDominionAngler on January 26, 2015, 08:27:16 AM
Black lights? Awful idea.

You have been to a shady strip club before right?

Cafe Risque, to name one...had a BLT there back in '03. 
Title: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: Dee-Vo on January 26, 2015, 14:15:15 PM
Classic strip club. Smeared mirrors and that nauseating smell of vanilla or whatever they all have on their bodies. 2 inches of piss in the bathroom floors and strippers fighting over money/crack/meth. High heels being used as weapons and mirrors getting busted. Disease ridden blood being traded between the dancers. Guys getting their ass kicked for selling dope or touching "the merchandise" while the bouncer is looking. Glitter galore. 6 months along pregnant teenagers. Wtf.
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Post by: bmadd on January 26, 2015, 14:25:39 PM
Quote from: wademaster on January 26, 2015, 14:15:15 PM
Classic strip club. Smeared mirrors and that nauseating smell of vanilla or whatever they all have on their bodies. 2 inches of piss in the bathroom floors and strippers fighting over money/crack/meth. High heels being used as weapons and mirrors getting busted. Disease ridden blood being traded between the dancers. Guys getting their ass kicked for selling dope or touching "the merchandise" while the bouncer is looking. Glitter galore. 6 months along pregnant teenagers. Wtf.
I have real good college story involving all of those...
Title: Re: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: Dee-Vo on January 26, 2015, 14:26:56 PM

Quote from: bmadd on January 26, 2015, 14:25:39 PM
Quote from: wademaster on January 26, 2015, 14:15:15 PM
Classic strip club. Smeared mirrors and that nauseating smell of vanilla or whatever they all have on their bodies. 2 inches of piss in the bathroom floors and strippers fighting over money/crack/meth. High heels being used as weapons and mirrors getting busted. Disease ridden blood being traded between the dancers. Guys getting their ass kicked for selling dope or touching "the merchandise" while the bouncer is looking. Glitter galore. 6 months along pregnant teenagers. Wtf.
I have real good college story involving all of those...

Me too. I was speaking from experience. Memories.
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Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on January 26, 2015, 20:34:41 PM
Quote from: steelrain202 on January 26, 2015, 20:22:56 PM
I have a great stripper story from a place in south Georgia

I just had supper and would like to keep it down.   Please, no Chippendales stories.
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Post by: RiverbumCO on January 26, 2015, 21:58:53 PM
The Baby Dolls in Rural Hall is awesome.

Sugar Bares off MLK used to have a barrel of condoms as you walked in the door.
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Post by: Dougfish on January 27, 2015, 07:37:05 AM
 :o The knowledge. You boys appear to have left too much dinero at these gentleman's clubs.
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Post by: Aka on January 27, 2015, 16:45:02 PM
My crew mate one summer fishing in Bristol Bay was a guy named Phil Pfister (http://www.strongman.org/athletes/phil-pfister/ (http://www.strongman.org/athletes/phil-pfister/)). After the season was over we flew into Anchorage and went to the Bush Company. I didn't get much attention, and it wouldn't have mattered how high my stack of hundred dollar bills was with that guy sitting next to me.
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Post by: bmadd on January 27, 2015, 17:03:56 PM
Bush Company. That is an excellent name for a fancy dancin club up there.
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Post by: Woolly Bugger on January 27, 2015, 18:10:30 PM
E Tn has some fine names for strip clubs

The mouse's ear
The Fuzzy Hole
Title: Re: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: bmadd on January 27, 2015, 21:24:16 PM
We have classics like Country Hooters and Platinum Plus
Title: Re: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: NCsporksman on January 27, 2015, 21:37:03 PM
i'm still tore up about the mouse's ear....best night of my life
Title: Re: Aussie flies for sale in the US
Post by: bullship on January 27, 2015, 21:38:58 PM
Quote from: NCsporksman on January 27, 2015, 21:37:03 PM
i'm still tore up about the mouse's ear....best night of my life

road trip!