Long time listener, first time caller.

[billythreetimes]

Love the show. Thought I'd join the crowd. The name is Billy to the third power, but you can call me Tripp. Grew up in Hickory, graduated from App (NEEERRSSS), currently living in Charlotte. I enjoy acting like a fly fisherman on the internet, not catching fish in real life, cheap vodka, and imitation crab meat.

Thrilled to find a new way to blow a couple hours at work. Keep it real homies.

I'll hang up and listen.

[benben reincarnated]

We don't like people from Charlotte.

[billythreetimes]

I don't either.

[benben reincarnated]

Then you'll do fine.

[NCsporksman]

looks like you've been blowing more than "a couple hours" at work

do like me and gtfo of Charlotte breh

[billythreetimes]

looks like you've been blowing more than "a couple hours" at work

do like me and gtfo of Charlotte breh

What you did there. I see it.

Just bought a house so I'll be staying put for the next couple years, but this probably won't be home forevz.

[billythreetimes]

As long as that brier patch is located on your back.

[RiverbumCO]

Crotch shot and crabmeat.

THIS FUCKING GUY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, MAN.

[Al]

Are you the guy from Charlotte all over the news in recent days who runs around nude scaring all the neighbors? Just asking, we can't be too careful who we let in ya know

[billythreetimes]

Correction: I don't actually run around. I just stand on my porch and let it swang.

[bullship]

Fuck

[billythreetimes]

You don't have to yell.

[bullship]

That was more of a sigh of resignation. You don't know my inflection. Buy me lots of beers and I'll learn you. Pick me up in 10 minutes

[bullship]

It's been 13 minutes

[bullship]

This obviously isn't going to work out