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Fly Fishing BS => The Gravel Bar => Bash a newb ... => Topic started by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 12:57:35 PM

Title: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 12:57:35 PM
Love the show. Thought I'd join the crowd. The name is Billy to the third power, but you can call me Tripp. Grew up in Hickory, graduated from App (NEEERRSSS), currently living in Charlotte. I enjoy acting like a fly fisherman on the internet, not catching fish in real life, cheap vodka, and imitation crab meat.

Thrilled to find a new way to blow a couple hours at work. Keep it real homies.

I'll hang up and listen.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: benben reincarnated on March 26, 2015, 14:01:36 PM
We don't like people from Charlotte.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 14:04:49 PM
I don't either.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: benben reincarnated on March 26, 2015, 14:10:14 PM
Then you'll do fine.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: NCsporksman on March 26, 2015, 15:30:29 PM
looks like you've been blowing more than "a couple hours" at work

do like me and gtfo of Charlotte breh
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 15:43:21 PM
Quote from: NCsporksman on March 26, 2015, 15:30:29 PM
looks like you've been blowing more than "a couple hours" at work

do like me and gtfo of Charlotte breh
What you did there. I see it.

Just bought a house so I'll be staying put for the next couple years, but this probably won't be home forevz.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 16:21:30 PM
As long as that brier patch is located on your back.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: RiverbumCO on March 26, 2015, 16:24:10 PM
Crotch shot and crabmeat.

THIS FUCKING GUY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, MAN.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: Al on March 26, 2015, 16:39:30 PM
Are you the guy from Charlotte all over the news in recent days who runs around nude scaring all the neighbors? Just asking, we can't be too careful who we let in ya know :o
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 16:48:17 PM
Correction: I don't actually run around. I just stand on my porch and let it swang.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: bullship on March 26, 2015, 17:31:37 PM
Fuck
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 18:11:52 PM
You don't have to yell.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: bullship on March 26, 2015, 18:35:15 PM
That was more of a sigh of resignation. You don't know my inflection. Buy me lots of beers and I'll learn you. Pick me up in 10 minutes
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: bullship on March 26, 2015, 18:56:04 PM
It's been 13 minutes
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: bullship on March 26, 2015, 19:04:27 PM
This obviously isn't going to work out
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 19:10:23 PM
Sorry I just left the tanning bed. Be by in 5, k?¿
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: The Dude on March 26, 2015, 19:20:19 PM
I liked you better when you were just a listener. We have enough people who don't know shit about fishing who post nothing beneficial on this message board.
Why did all of the good anglers quit coming around anymore?
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: bullship on March 26, 2015, 19:22:08 PM
It's because of me, I think. pretty sure
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 19:25:42 PM
Aggressive. Wasn't aware I needed to unload all my fishing knowledge into my intro post.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: benben reincarnated on March 26, 2015, 19:31:59 PM
Fuckin a. 
Title: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: The Dude on March 26, 2015, 19:32:59 PM
I'm pretty sure you did unload all of your fishing knowledge in your first post.
I'm sure you can contribute plenty of political opinions to this fly fishing board, though.
The only thing I hate more than people from Charlotte, are people from Atlanta, so at least you have that going for you.
Title: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 19:33:58 PM
You're killing it.

Politics is the least of my worries and I don't use the Internet as an outlet for any opinions in relation to it.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: benben reincarnated on March 26, 2015, 19:41:50 PM
Billy, three times gtfo.  Then again.   
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: The Dude on March 26, 2015, 19:42:54 PM
I always do.
Pwned3x
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 19:48:27 PM
I'm here to stay. I can't wait to get to know you guys!
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: bullship on March 26, 2015, 19:49:21 PM
what part of ballantyne are you in b3x?
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 19:50:33 PM
I'm not in ballantyne.
Title: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: The Dude on March 26, 2015, 19:50:55 PM
I posted titties on this board of a chick I used to bang in ballantyne. Fuck I hated that place.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 19:53:03 PM
I try to stay as far away from ballantyne as possible.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: bullship on March 26, 2015, 19:54:13 PM
i dont remember those titties
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: bullship on March 26, 2015, 19:55:00 PM
there are fish in ballantyne, bru
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: bullship on March 26, 2015, 19:55:51 PM
when the fuck are you picking me up??! wtf?
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: bullship on March 26, 2015, 19:58:12 PM
nah
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: bmadd on March 26, 2015, 20:02:30 PM
Regular ol' Billy Badass we got guys.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: The Dude on March 26, 2015, 20:06:15 PM
I fucked Ardrey Kell rotten in a former life.
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: Pansyman on March 26, 2015, 20:24:06 PM
Welcome
Not all of us here are foul-mouthed, arrogant posers n!n

But it doesn't fucking hurt to try -+;
Title: Re: Long time listener, first time caller.
Post by: billythreetimes on March 26, 2015, 20:40:23 PM
Thanks pansyman