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Fly Fishing Reports => Warm Water Species => Topic started by: Woolly Bugger on May 25, 2014, 10:25:04 AM

Title: Three day bender....
Post by: Woolly Bugger on May 25, 2014, 10:25:04 AM



http://youtu.be/lmYveklR-Fg (http://youtu.be/lmYveklR-Fg)

Three day bender.

Thursday
One of the bearded wonders was planning a musky/smallie trip with Drifts, and I agreed to go float with them Saturday.
Long range forecast projected early morning clouds with a chance of rain, perfect conditions for an early morning sneak off to the river before work. As I drove up the sun started breaking out through the cloud cover, I knew the fishing would suck, but continued on, 'cause you never know for sure. Ended up spending three hours for one follow, on the second cast and one grab a little later. But it was a good way to burn up most of the day, and it didn't suck as bad as work.

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Friday.
Then the other bearded dude called and wanted to go wading on the New up near Galax, so I met up with him at eight and we got to the river around nine or ten after stopping at a NANO Brewpub in Galax, they weren't open but sold us some beer, at first we were looking at a selection, but settled on a growler of Sweetwater 420. The river had a slight stain and the sky was partly cloudy. I didn't take long to get into some scrappy smallies and we doubled up a short while later. As the clouds cleared the wind kicked up something fierce and the bite shut down. After a beer'thirty break we fishing on and brought a few more to hand and left the water around five. We blamed the slow fishing on the front blowing in.

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Saturday
Well the dude that set up the Saturday float back out, 'cause his boyfriend from Colorado was spending the weekend in town, whatever that means. I scrambled to find a third, but at the last minute it's hard to fill a seat. The drive up to Pembroke took a little longer than anticipated and I arrived about 20 minutes late and I hate being late, but I was able to call Drifts to alert him just before I lost AT&T cell service for the rest of the day. Being well prepared, Drifts resorted to plan "B"eer.  By the tiem we put in the wind had stared to kick up something fierce, blowing up river, the high sided Bolder wanted to go upstream. Somehow we consumed all the beer by 1 o'clock, that would be 9 for the bugger and it's probably for the best that we didn't bring anymore, we did manage to get into a fist fight over the last bud, but no knives or guns were brandished. Smallies were just too small to bother with photos. Just another 18 hour day, let's do it again!

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Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: Dougfish on May 25, 2014, 11:00:06 AM
LOL. Were you still drunk when you put this reportage together?

Good stuff, Boss.  'c; And Drifts and G-Dog, too!  'c;

And is it my imagination, but there seems to a propensity for more selfies. Has G's photog styling rubbed off on you?
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: sanjuanwormhatch on May 25, 2014, 11:59:16 AM
Fresh 420 is great.  Even better on the water.  Awesome.
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: Woolly Bugger on May 25, 2014, 12:07:19 PM
Quote from: Dougfish on May 25, 2014, 11:00:06 AM
LOL. Were you still drunk when you put this reportage together?

Good stuff, Boss.  'c; And Drifts and G-Dog, too!  'c;

And is it my imagination, but there seems to a propensity for more selfies. Has G's photog styling rubbed off on you?

I doubt we were even over .08 drinking that light and lime beer, he'll we didn't get off the water till past 7.  No worries on the drive home, Memorial Day weekend brings out extra HP speed traps and patrols, saw four pulled over on the way up and two on the way back.
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: NCsporksman on May 25, 2014, 12:08:33 PM
Finally a farking weekend report....ya'll suck and are gonna make me up and get a damn Mon-Fri jobby  n!n
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: RiverbumCO on May 25, 2014, 12:19:59 PM
Too much nipple.
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: Woolly Bugger on May 25, 2014, 12:23:28 PM

Quote from: RiverbumCO on May 25, 2014, 12:19:59 PM
Too much nipple.

I though you liked that sort of thing
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: Big J on May 25, 2014, 12:51:22 PM
I like how you don't mention the musky and casually drop drifts musky picture. Good stuff bossman
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: Woolly Bugger on May 25, 2014, 13:16:18 PM

Quote from: Big J on May 25, 2014, 12:51:22 PM
I like how you don't mention the musky and casually drop drifts musky picture. Good stuff bossman

Words can't do it justice even if it was a baby, he did manage to get another one to eat, but he dropped the line while trying to set the hook....
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: Al on May 25, 2014, 16:03:17 PM
 'c; 'c; 'c; Kudos on some great photos and nice report.

5x would never let anyone see the flies of the day like you guys do. BTW I hear he is working on a new secret fly but he wouldn't share it until all the fish seen it first. :laugh:
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: Woolly Bugger on May 25, 2014, 17:49:16 PM

Quote from: troutfanatic on May 25, 2014, 16:16:01 PM
them fish weren't no trouts.

Correct you are sir, I've moved this to the warm water section, my bad
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: Transylwader on May 25, 2014, 19:36:35 PM
Better than my weekend (fishing wise). I finally go bust with all three chicks I been running. I'm drinking and going back to the drawing board when I care to...
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: Michael Toris on May 25, 2014, 19:40:39 PM
I was chilly.
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: bullship on May 25, 2014, 19:48:18 PM
Quote from: RiverbumCO on May 25, 2014, 12:19:59 PM
Too much nipple.

Christ almighty
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Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: benben reincarnated on May 25, 2014, 19:58:00 PM
Well shit.   'c;
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: Woolly Bugger on May 27, 2014, 11:20:04 AM
It has come to my attention that some of ya'll don't know the backstory to the beer fight reference.

I'll post it here for your edumication

After drinking two cases of beer one friend kills the other as they fight over the last can of beer!

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Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on May 27, 2014, 11:49:46 AM
Quote from: RiverbumCO on May 25, 2014, 12:19:59 PM
Too much nipple.

Also too much belly pudge and feet.  Other than that, the report was most enjoyable.
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: natureboy on May 27, 2014, 12:54:01 PM
I'm about 15 minutes from the ramp in Pembroke, stop by for a brew next time you guys are in town...  0:0  Would have joined you for the ride, but had a shindig in Amherst to attend, we probably crossed paths somewhere along the way.  That's a really nice float, but the last mile to the ramp really sucks in the wind.

Did a short non-fishing float yesterday.  Water slightly stained and still cool, fishing would probably be off the charts if we had a cloudy day. 
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: overbrook on May 28, 2014, 17:54:43 PM
That was pretty awesome...smallies never suck.  V:;
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: DRIFTS on June 03, 2014, 11:51:30 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/04/evegume4.jpg)woolly with a smallie(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/04/avyzyny7.jpg)double selfies
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: Big J on June 03, 2014, 11:55:03 AM
Look at Drifts getting all technological with that double selfie postcard.
Title: Re: Three day bender....
Post by: DRIFTS on June 03, 2014, 12:03:59 PM
Bad ass bo!