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Fly Fishing BS => The Gravel Bar => Topic started by: Woolly Bugger on May 04, 2006, 14:00:46 PM

Title: I was abducted by alians and they...
Post by: Woolly Bugger on May 04, 2006, 14:00:46 PM
probed my butt.....

and i woke up in my bed hours later.....

the last think I remember was talking to some cute technician....


worse part to the whole deal was having to drink 64 oz of gator aid the day before...


Colonoscopy.... for the fun of it..... ::) ::)

Title: Re: I was abducted by alians and they...
Post by: Gofisher on May 04, 2006, 14:05:15 PM
Uhgg!  :P
Title: Re: I was abducted by alians and they...
Post by: tw5270 on May 04, 2006, 14:30:30 PM
Did anyone kiss you before, or cuddle afterward? ;)
Title: Re: I was abducted by alians and they...
Post by: troutphisher on May 04, 2006, 17:20:02 PM
Kinda like foot ball Wool, you went it a tight end, and came out a wide receiver! :o
Title: Re: I was abducted by alians and they...
Post by: Bloy on May 04, 2006, 18:27:59 PM
I got to have one in a few months, or so my DR. says.   :P :-[ :-\ :'( :'( :'(
Barry
Title: Re: I was abducted by alians and they...
Post by: Woolly Bugger on May 04, 2006, 18:48:11 PM
Quote from: Bloy on May 04, 2006, 18:27:59 PM
I got to have one in a few months, or so my DR. says.   :P :-[ :-\ :'( :'( :'(
Barry

Hey, you'll get  day off of work :o, I was starting to hit on a nurse and then the lights went out...... >:D
Title: Re: I was abducted by alians and they...
Post by: shanktrout on May 04, 2006, 19:52:07 PM
Don't feel too bad woolly... even the most hardened criminals get probed in prison.

Seriously though...takes a man to get past the hiddious thoughts and do something that's in the best interest of your loved one's.
Title: Re: I was abducted by alians and they...
Post by: cmiller51h on May 04, 2006, 21:32:01 PM
OOCHHHHH!!!! And I thought army doctors had big hands!
Title: Re: I was abducted by alians and they...
Post by: Arky_Dan on May 05, 2006, 20:37:44 PM
The last one that I had , the nurse was a high school mate of mine  {good looking should be inserted here }. just before the lights went out ,I heard her say , Dan I always did want to see your ass .
Title: Re: I was abducted by alians and they...
Post by: troutjedi on May 06, 2006, 06:17:31 AM
Quote from: Arky_Dan on May 05, 2006, 20:37:44 PM
Dan I always did want to see your ass .

......and shove a four foot metal probe up it

;D
Title: Re: I was abducted by alians and they...
Post by: shanktrout on May 08, 2006, 21:29:14 PM
QuoteThe last one that I had , the nurse was a high school mate of mine  {good looking should be inserted here }. just before the lights went out ,I heard her say , Dan I always did want to see your ass .

So let me get this straight...guy gets probed by hottie in nurse outfit.... sounds like someone's into some pretty kinky stuff :-*
Title: Re: I was abducted by alians and they...
Post by: briar on May 13, 2006, 08:18:27 AM
I told the Doctor.."Dock, I don't care what you do back there,I just don't want to feel two hands on my shoulders."
It is important and will save a lot of worry later.Pride is second when it comes to the probe.Been there.
Briar
Title: Re: I was abducted by alians and they...
Post by: briar on May 13, 2006, 08:29:38 AM
Oh yea I almost forgot..Important.
The vast quantity of Go-Litely (weird humor at its finest) lemon -lime is best served ice cold.And for a little reward to yourself a small shot of vodka,after each swig of Go-Litely(pace yourself).Since the vodka is clear,just might help.
The medicine they adminester just prior to the probe makes it all worth it,just make sure you have someone to drive you home,I really thought I could....very wrong
b