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Title: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: Woolly Bugger on July 27, 2013, 15:04:30 PM
ESTES PARK, CO (KCNC/CNN) – An eyewitness says patrons of a Colorado bar were oblivious when a black bear made its way inside for a cold one.

Lonigan's Bar in the heart of Estes Park, CO was where a black bear took a wooden bear statue's welcome too literally.

The black bear started his evening dumpster diving. After not finding any suitable food, he went bar hopping.

Eyewitness Daniel Lyell followed the bear right into the bar. He snapped a picture as he tried to warn the imbibing customers of impeding danger.
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http://kctv.membercenter.worldnow.com/story/22937740/bear-pulls-up-stool-in-rocky-mtn-bar (http://kctv.membercenter.worldnow.com/story/22937740/bear-pulls-up-stool-in-rocky-mtn-bar)
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too..
Post by: RiverbumCO on July 27, 2013, 17:45:53 PM
Theres a bar in Beaver Creek Village near Vail called the Dusty Boot.  Pretty nice place to drink a beer.  In the summer when the snow was gone and the ski hill was a bear frolic site, there were constant tourist-bear run ins.  One time in particular the kitchen staff at the Boot had a back door open while they were cleaning up at night.  Bear comes in, sits down, and eats a soda syrup bag and a vat of grease. 

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/pepsi-craving-bear-breaks-into-beaver-creek-bar (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/pepsi-craving-bear-breaks-into-beaver-creek-bar)

I was fortunate enough to draw elk tags each year, and i did quite a bit of shed hunting in the spring, and it would always amaze me to see a 15" diameter log rolled out of place so the bear could eat the worms underneath.  If the underside of the log was still damp, i would usually turn my ass around.  Strong critters.

Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too..
Post by: Michael Toris on July 27, 2013, 20:22:39 PM
Snakes, no problem (even poisonous ones)

Bears, nope.  not even once
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too..
Post by: Stone-Man on July 28, 2013, 15:33:50 PM
Yesterday, I had a bear of at least 500 lbs in my driveway. By the time I got the camera, he was too deep in the woods to get a clean photo

  JT
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too..
Post by: wind_knot on July 28, 2013, 16:35:51 PM
Quote from: Stone-Man on July 28, 2013, 15:33:50 PM
Yesterday, I had a bear of at least 500 lbs in my driveway. By the time I got the camera, he was too deep in the woods to get a clean photo

  JT

Photo or shot?
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too..
Post by: Woolly Bugger on July 29, 2013, 08:50:22 AM
http://youtu.be/qGzO-QNcNzQ (http://youtu.be/qGzO-QNcNzQ)

bear shindig captured on game camera!

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Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too..
Post by: RiverbumCO on July 29, 2013, 09:56:48 AM
UNLIMITED BEAR THREAD!

Do it, Bugz
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too..
Post by: Transylwader on July 29, 2013, 11:15:15 AM
Estes Park...
Even the tourists are so off their tits, they forget they're in Colorado. I was so high while fishing The Loch, I had to drink pedialite and retreat to Longmont before I got sick...
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too..
Post by: Woolly Bugger on September 03, 2013, 15:23:37 PM


and bird seed, they really like bird seed....

my friend Pam, in Colorado Springs, posted up these pics of Mama and Cubs raiding her bird feeders, she had been taking them in at night, but on morning she got some visitors, needless to say the birds will have to fend for themselves the rest of the year....

(http://www.brfff.com/btwc/ff2013/9/1.jpg)

(http://www.brfff.com/btwc/ff2013/9/2.jpg)

(http://www.brfff.com/btwc/ff2013/9/3.jpg)

(http://www.brfff.com/btwc/ff2013/9/4.jpg)

(http://www.brfff.com/btwc/ff2013/9/5.jpg)

(http://www.brfff.com/btwc/ff2013/9/6.jpg)

Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: Stone-Man on September 03, 2013, 15:40:42 PM
I had a bear that I would guess at 300 lbs turn over my garbage container this morning. We yelled at him and he took off.
I have not seen the monster bear in a month

  JT
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: Al on September 03, 2013, 16:22:11 PM
Folks get it trouble when they forget they are dealing with a wild creature. No matter how cute they are, if you insist on getting a close up without a telescopic lens or getting in the photo with a bear in the background you are a mauling waiting to happen.
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: Woolly Bugger on September 03, 2013, 16:30:32 PM

Quote from: Al on September 03, 2013, 16:22:11 PM
Folks get it trouble when they forget they are dealing with a wild creature. No matter how cute they are, if you insist on getting a close up without a telescopic lens or getting in the photo with a bear in the background you are a mauling waiting to happen.

She was inside the house, still looks too close for comfort! A glass door isn't any protection.
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: benben reincarnated on September 03, 2013, 19:23:47 PM

Quote from: Woolly Bugger on September 03, 2013, 16:30:32 PM

Quote from: Al on September 03, 2013, 16:22:11 PM
Folks get it trouble when they forget they are dealing with a wild creature. No matter how cute they are, if you insist on getting a close up without a telescopic lens or getting in the photo with a bear in the background you are a mauling waiting to happen.

She was inside the house, still looks too close for comfort! A glass door isn't any protection.

Fuck that.  I'd feel the same way about a glass door if there were brown bears on my deck.
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: Native Fisher on September 03, 2013, 20:12:54 PM
Quote from: benben on September 03, 2013, 19:23:47 PM

Quote from: Woolly Bugger on September 03, 2013, 16:30:32 PM

She was inside the house, still looks too close for comfort! A glass door isn't any protection.

Fuck that.  I'd feel the same way about a glass door if there were brown bears on my deck.

Especially with a Momma bear that large while protecting her cub.
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: RiverbumCO on September 03, 2013, 20:49:42 PM
Quote from: benben on September 03, 2013, 19:23:47 PM



Fuck that.  I'd feel the same way about a glass door if there were brown bears on my deck.

Brown phase black bear, or 'cinnamon.' No grizz in CO since 1973.

I had a neighbor out there who had a big bear grab and push the beam above his sliding glass door, shaking the whole exterior wall.  He had gotten fucked up and forgot to clean his kitchen after cooking a big meal.
Title: Re: Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: Big J on September 16, 2013, 11:21:02 AM
"I was sort of half asleep, and at first, I thought, 'Jeez, this is really tossing and turning.' Then I realized what was going on so I sat up," said Lauesen, a Daily News-Miner pressman.

"My first reaction was to punch, so I did."


http://www.newsminer.com/news/local_news/fairbanks-man-fends-off-grizzly-bear-with-fist/article_dbcb7c52-1ddc-11e3-a92d-001a4bcf6878.html (http://www.newsminer.com/news/local_news/fairbanks-man-fends-off-grizzly-bear-with-fist/article_dbcb7c52-1ddc-11e3-a92d-001a4bcf6878.html)

Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: Al on September 16, 2013, 12:03:37 PM
This on one of my deer cameras couple weeks ago (head was moving that is why so blurry)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/Allieworm/PRMS0305_zps539ae2e9.jpg) (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/Allieworm/media/PRMS0305_zps539ae2e9.jpg.html)

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/Allieworm/PRMS0306_zps88a35150.jpg) (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/Allieworm/media/PRMS0306_zps88a35150.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: Woolly Bugger on April 26, 2016, 22:12:53 PM
https://gearjunkie.com/bear-spray-use-wilderness-techniques

Bear spray refresher


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Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: Woolly Bugger on September 05, 2017, 19:25:24 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170906/7ce358076db9f2b604f943569e3e3084.png)

http://nypost.com/2017/09/05/grizzly-bear-mauls-bow-hunter-slashes-open-head/?utm_campaign=iosapp&utm_source=pasteboard_app


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Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: IFStultz on September 07, 2017, 23:17:34 PM
Saw a grizzly sow and 2 cubs a couple miles from our campground in Glacier the other night.  The campground did not allow sleeping on the ground, tents, or soft sided campers because of the amount of bear activity. One site was closed all together for that reason. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170908/501ab4a9f12aa16c4d3d5f5e53752c3c.jpg)


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Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: Woolly Bugger on May 22, 2019, 19:17:36 PM
Guy Walks Outside And Finds A Whole Family Of Bears In His Car

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/guy-walks-outside-and-finds-a-whole-family-of-bears-in-his-car/ar-AABKBGF?ocid=spartandhp

Chad Morris was in the middle of a relaxing vacation with his family in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, when his parents suddenly started screaming for him to come outside. He rushed outside their cabin to see what all the commotion was about and couldn't believe his eyes.

There, in the driveway, was an entire family of bears — and it appeared they were trying to steal his car.
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: Woolly Bugger on June 21, 2019, 22:16:21 PM
https://nypost.com/2019/06/21/black-bear-enters-montana-home-finds-shelf-thats-just-right-for-a-nap/?utm_campaign=iosapp&utm_source=pasteboard_app

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Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: Pansyman on June 24, 2019, 16:58:36 PM
So how much tater wine was involved?
http://us.tomonews.com/russian-tourists-beat-up-bear-at-polish-national-park-2929526
Title: Re: Colorado bears need beer too.. Unlimited Bear Thread!
Post by: Woolly Bugger on June 24, 2019, 18:01:08 PM
Quote from: Pansyman on June 24, 2019, 16:58:36 PMSo how much tater wine was involved?
http://us.tomonews.com/russian-tourists-beat-up-bear-at-polish-national-park-2929526

1 maybe 2 liters