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Fly Fishing Reports => Local Trip Reports => Topic started by: Big J on September 04, 2017, 15:42:18 PM

Title: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Big J on September 04, 2017, 15:42:18 PM


http://youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA

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Ditched the wife, two year old, and two week old to hit a trout stream.  Was greeted by this.

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Talked to the landowner below (more on why later) and they said the guy that owns the land above next to the NF decided he needed some dough.  Contracted a lumber company to cut his land and isn't replanting it.  The nice landowner said whenever it rains, straight clay runoff flows right into the brookie stream.  She has called and complained to every agency that would listen and no one seems to care.  Said considering this is a heck of a stream.

(https://i.imgur.com/rH13Mm2.jpg)

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Water was low, but not bad for Sept.

(https://i.imgur.com/CQ40Wk5.jpg)

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Liking the new watch.

(https://i.imgur.com/f7sw9xz.jpg)

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Then I found out on the drive out that some douchebag in a Lexus started up the fire road, saw it was getting rough, and just parked his Lexus right in the middle of the frickin road!  Hiked down to a house to talk to the landowner to see if she knew who it was.  Really nice lady and showed me her cabin she and her late husband built.  Then up the road....3 miles to find the owner of the Lexus.  He had a man bun and was wearing waders, knew it would be fun.  I stated my displeasure with being blocked in and he said, "You are interrupting my fishing".  I am not a very violent man, but I about came one.  Long story short, and an awkward 3 mile hike together down the mountain and the car was moved.  Some redneck bear hunts were trying to get up the fire road as well and weren't too happy with the Lexus driver their.

(https://i.imgur.com/TO8XkMj.jpg)

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Wonder where he could of parked? Hmmm....  maybe five feet further down somewhere in the huge pull off?!?!?!?!?

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Did I say he had a man bun?

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And I saw some deer on the drive out. 


Happy Labor Day.

Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Onslow on September 04, 2017, 15:53:43 PM
You're fishing weirder water than I.
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: driver on September 04, 2017, 16:17:20 PM
Lol. I hope this guy is a lurker. Waders?? I would have slit my writs and laid in the 12 inch deep pool if I had to wear waders in there.

People are so fucking clueless.

Oh and you just made me buy a new watch.
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Big J on September 04, 2017, 16:28:24 PM
Quote from: driver on September 04, 2017, 16:17:20 PM
Lol. I hope this guy is a lurker. Waders?? I would have slit my writs and laid in the 12 inch deep pool if I had to wear waders in there.

People are so fucking clueless.

Oh and you just made me buy a new watch.

Casio Pro Trek PRG - 600. Sexy watch.
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Dee-Vo on September 04, 2017, 18:12:51 PM
Hope someone turns their lazy assed hand to assist your stream quality. I hate to see the forests logged.

You interrupted his fishing. Ha. Good work pissing him off.

You likely sold me on a new watch as well. That's sweet.

Very nice brookies.
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: driver on September 04, 2017, 18:38:43 PM
Luckly they just did selective logging and not straight clear cut.
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: driver on September 04, 2017, 18:45:20 PM
Maybe i won't get a new watch.. thats a bit more than my $60 Timex
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Big J on September 04, 2017, 18:56:43 PM
Quote from: driver on September 04, 2017, 18:45:20 PM
Maybe i won't get a new watch.. thats a bit more than my $60 Timex

It was my push present.
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Dee-Vo on September 04, 2017, 19:04:45 PM
I found a few apps that may save me the money also. Still a pimp watch.
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Dougfish on September 04, 2017, 19:30:04 PM
Good on ya getting out J. Nervy, but good on ya.  :laugh:

Hmm, I thought they cut the other side from your description.  n!n
The fire road is gonna turn gooey.   n!n

I hope that asshole is a lurker, too. What a douche.  n!n   p;-  :;!
My old Nissan has pull hooks and a snatch em strap. He would have been fuckered after I got through with him.

Oh. nice feesh.  'c;
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: BrookieHunter on September 04, 2017, 19:50:30 PM
Really? You put a  p;- Taylor Swift video on here.

I like Doug's thinking on how to deal with the lexus man bun butterstick guy.
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Big J on September 04, 2017, 19:55:49 PM
Quote from: BrookieHunter on September 04, 2017, 19:50:30 PM
Really? You put a  p;- Taylor Swift video on here.

I like Doug's thinking on how to deal with the lexus man bun butterstick guy.

TS is fire.
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: troutfanatic on September 04, 2017, 19:59:24 PM
I enjoyed this on the book of face, but my comments were timid.
His Delta Chi name shall be sweaty balls.

How long before that cutting asses up the stream?
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Big J on September 04, 2017, 20:04:09 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on September 04, 2017, 19:59:24 PM
I enjoyed this on the book of face, but my comments were timid.
His Delta Chi name shall be sweaty balls.

How long before that cutting asses up the stream?

NF section should be good because the logging stops right where NF section starts. That said, half of the Brook trout population in that stream is below on private property. Lady who owns land below said when it rains, a small trib of clay water rolls into the creek. I give it a year or two before the brookies cannot find gravel to reproduce in. She called forest services and VDOT and they didn't care. I gave her George Palmers info. Maybe he can pull a few strings.
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: driver on September 04, 2017, 20:50:30 PM
Quote from: Big J on September 04, 2017, 18:56:43 PM
Quote from: driver on September 04, 2017, 18:45:20 PM
Maybe i won't get a new watch.. thats a bit more than my $60 Timex

It was my push present.

Maybe I will get a push present! Two weeks and counting
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: ptfranze on September 05, 2017, 08:46:18 AM
I mean it is rude to interrupt someones fishing :laugh:  What an idiot. 

Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Phil on September 05, 2017, 08:47:48 AM
Verrry nice brookies, J.  'c;  I hate to hear about the logging and impact in the future. Man, I've seen it around here for so many years, but it still breaks my heart.
I hate man buns (and douchebags) as well.
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: hcrum87hc on September 05, 2017, 09:21:38 AM
Nice brookies.  I'm not familiar with that area, but I hate to see the logging nonetheless.  That man bun/Lexus crap makes me livid.  I don't understand how people are so clueless, or just don't care. The worst part is the pull off 10 feet behind him!
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on September 05, 2017, 10:08:16 AM
Quote from: Big J on September 04, 2017, 19:55:49 PM
Quote from: BrookieHunter on September 04, 2017, 19:50:30 PM
Really? You put a  p;- Taylor Swift video on here.

I like Doug's thinking on how to deal with the lexus man bun butterstick guy.

TS is fire.

Glad you got out-and-about – makes me feel your family is doing well and that makes me happy!

The Swift video, however, is a bit too much.  Well known that your Mrs. selects your wardrobe but now, does she dictate your listening pleasure?   Confusing that one day you are celebrating your school's football victory, hollow as it was, then the next day you're highlighting Swift and complaining about man buns.  I am surprised your wife let you watch college football.  Dazed and confused I am!

Man-buns seem to be the fad.  Apocalypse near? 
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Grannyknot on September 05, 2017, 10:14:16 AM
is username WMTsun still a fan of the bun?
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Big J on September 05, 2017, 11:05:50 AM
Quote from: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on September 05, 2017, 10:08:16 AM
Quote from: Big J on September 04, 2017, 19:55:49 PM
Quote from: BrookieHunter on September 04, 2017, 19:50:30 PM
Really? You put a  p;- Taylor Swift video on here.

I like Doug's thinking on how to deal with the lexus man bun butterstick guy.

TS is fire.

Glad you got out-and-about – makes me feel your family is doing well and that makes me happy!

The Swift video, however, is a bit too much.  Well known that your Mrs. selects your wardrobe but now, does she dictate your listening pleasure?   Confusing that one day you are celebrating your school's football victory, hollow as it was, then the next day you're highlighting Swift and complaining about man buns.  I am surprised your wife let you watch college football.  Dazed and confused I am!

Man-buns seem to be the fad.  Apocalypse near?

Haters gonna hate hate hate
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: The Dude on September 05, 2017, 13:45:33 PM
Man buns suck


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Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Phil on September 05, 2017, 14:35:26 PM
Please don't ever do that again.
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: driver on September 05, 2017, 19:16:20 PM
@Jonas ridge

Just saw this lurker browsing this page. That a pretty man bun sounding name.
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Dee-Vo on September 05, 2017, 20:29:37 PM
He/she is on here all the time.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonas_Ridge,_North_Carolina
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Aka on September 05, 2017, 22:22:00 PM
Did you tell him your anaconda don't want none unless it's got buns hun?


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Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Grannyknot on September 06, 2017, 07:22:53 AM
Quote from: Dee-Vo on September 05, 2017, 20:29:37 PM
He/she is on here all the time.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonas_Ridge,_North_Carolina

I bought a Christmas tree once on "old Jonas Ridge rd"
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Big J on September 06, 2017, 07:29:37 AM
I'm still wanting to know if @DAYUMson is a man bun kind of guy
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Dee-Vo on September 06, 2017, 07:56:00 AM
Quote from: Grannyknot on September 06, 2017, 07:22:53 AM
Quote from: Dee-Vo on September 05, 2017, 20:29:37 PM
He/she is on here all the time.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonas_Ridge,_North_Carolina

I bought a Christmas tree once on "old Jonas Ridge rd"

Hmmm. Maybe he/she is a Christmas tree farmer and/or merchant.

@Jonas ridge  - Do you sell Christmas trees? Do you sport a man bun?
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Grannyknot on September 06, 2017, 09:01:17 AM
Quote from: Dee-Vo on September 06, 2017, 07:56:00 AM
@Jonas ridge  - Do you sell Christmas trees? Do you sport a man bun?

KING LURKER
8 YEARS without a single post.

Date Registered: December 11, 2009, 16:18:50 PM
Last Active: September 05, 2017, 19:25:49 PM
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Dee-Vo on September 06, 2017, 10:30:44 AM
Quote from: Grannyknot on September 06, 2017, 09:01:17 AM
Quote from: Dee-Vo on September 06, 2017, 07:56:00 AM
@Jonas ridge  - Do you sell Christmas trees? Do you sport a man bun?

KING LURKER
8 YEARS without a single post.

Date Registered: December 11, 2009, 16:18:50 PM
Last Active: September 05, 2017, 19:25:49 PM

I seen that. Maybe we can coax him into the light, or the darkness, just depends on your opinion of our forum. 
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Woolly Bugger on September 06, 2017, 10:36:20 AM
manbun dude has no clue, What a dick!
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: sanjuanwormhatch on September 06, 2017, 12:39:42 PM
I might've been more frustrated when I left than arriving.

Private landowner can def sue the other private landowner and/or lumber company (I'm assuming they did something wrong to cause run off). 
Title: Re: Cross Cutting and Man Buns
Post by: Yallerhammer on September 11, 2017, 14:10:22 PM
I think I would have thrown man-bun man into the creek.