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Fly Fishing BS => The Gravel Bar => Bash a newb ... => Topic started by: Soro2410 on January 19, 2017, 16:25:16 PM

Title: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Soro2410 on January 19, 2017, 16:25:16 PM
Just wanted to say hello and i look forward to getting to chance to interact. I currently live in Southwest VA and fish as much as my wife will let me. I enjoy all species of fly fishing in the area. Love getting creative on the tying bench and have really enjoyed fishing photograhy. I look forward to your post and getting the chance to interact.



Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Dougfish on January 19, 2017, 16:41:54 PM
E! You've stepped in it now.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Dougfish on January 19, 2017, 16:46:24 PM
And weak sauce intro, btw.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Soro2410 on January 19, 2017, 16:57:34 PM
So i should have mentioned I like long walks on the beach with my 5 wt?
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: troutfanatic on January 19, 2017, 17:39:53 PM
A five weight is a rough rod for the beach. You should buy a 10 weight. I know a guy.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: driver on January 19, 2017, 18:03:23 PM
Welcome to teh boards.
Into definitely weak.. but at this point I really don't give a fuck any more.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Onslow on January 19, 2017, 19:36:08 PM
SW Virginia is a large and diverse piece of real estate.  Which county?

I hope to dog yer not another Slut Ho guide bro wannabe.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Michael Toris on January 19, 2017, 20:20:09 PM
Post up the goods
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Dee-Vo on January 19, 2017, 20:43:29 PM
Soro2410,

                  I'm also curious about your whereabouts in Southwest Virginia.

Also, what does Soro2410 mean?

What counties do you frequently fish?

What beach do you enjoy walking on with your 5wt?

Are you a pro?

Have you ever treble-snagged a large brown?

         
                       -- Sincerely, Dee-Vo --

Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Soro2410 on January 19, 2017, 20:54:59 PM
Wow, I could grow to like this site, Bedford country is my location. I currently travel VA, west Va, tenn and North Carolinian for work. I tend to fish were my job takes me. I also typically do a one trip back to CO once a year. Lived there for 9 years. Soro2410, no real significant meaning. Never snagged a brown. I do prefer my 5 wt over my 10 wt for my beach walks. My passion is ripping streamers for browns.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Dee-Vo on January 19, 2017, 20:59:08 PM
Are you a pro? (Trout)
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Soro2410 on January 19, 2017, 21:10:19 PM
define pro?
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Soro2410 on January 19, 2017, 21:19:12 PM
Because if a pro is defined as the follows then yes!
- breaks off on 7x
-drinks to many beer on float trips
- loses my 5x tipper every trip
- only fishes bass top water
- gets really pissed when someone  wears medal spikes in my drift boat
- can't see size 24 and smaller anymore
Then yes! Lol
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Pansyman on January 19, 2017, 21:29:02 PM
Well, since you asked to be a pro you must:

*Drive a Toyota with a camper shell and 347 (min number) stickers of things most people don't care about.
*you must have your own vocabulary that is a mix of surfer/stoner/ dork/ dweeb with abbreviated words that let us know you're cool
*you have to drink a beer no one and I mean no one has ever heard of ( or PBR ONLY)
*you must be able to dog cuss the everloving shit out of a client who continuously effs up his casts, but be so damn clever and handsome with your eternity scruff that he still tips you a Hondo.

you must not take any shit off the people on this site you I attempted to describe above. 'c; y;
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Dee-Vo on January 19, 2017, 21:33:56 PM
Quote from: Soro2410 on January 19, 2017, 21:10:19 PM
define pro?

http://www.brfff.com/forum/index.php?topic=12905.0
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: troutfanatic on January 19, 2017, 21:35:38 PM
Take shit off of no one, period. This includes old redneck yokels who ate paint chips as a child or spin gear converts and TR hotspotters.

welcome and yeah, post up some fish, tits, weed, beer and food.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Michael Toris on January 19, 2017, 23:05:09 PM
Seriously dude, post up the goods or gtfo. This ain't a fucking 7x board
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: benben reincarnated on January 20, 2017, 07:14:36 AM
Welcome to BRFFF
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: rbphoto on January 20, 2017, 07:51:15 AM
Quote from: benben reincarnated on January 20, 2017, 07:14:36 AM
Welcome to BRFFF

We know you have stepped in deep now. 

When this is the reply from Ben, you are screwed.

More photography needed. 

Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: JWJ on January 20, 2017, 08:40:57 AM
I know you got a good camera
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Big J on January 20, 2017, 09:03:47 AM
All you needed to do is put up a few pictures of your fancy camera work, say you know Dave, and you like to hunt and you would of been golden.

At least you didn't tell them you fished for Carp once and caught a ton and didn't enjoy it.  If you did that, it would of been bad.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: benben reincarnated on January 20, 2017, 09:11:26 AM
Quote from: rbphoto on January 20, 2017, 07:51:15 AM
Quote from: benben reincarnated on January 20, 2017, 07:14:36 AM
Welcome to BRFFF

We know you have stepped in deep now. 

When this is the reply from Ben, you are screwed.

More photography needed.

I'm trying to be more positive in 2017.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Grannyknot on January 20, 2017, 09:56:26 AM
have you ever had your penis in or around the lips of a carp?
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Big J on January 20, 2017, 10:05:44 AM
Quote from: Grannyknot on January 20, 2017, 09:56:26 AM
have you ever had your penis in or around the lips of a carp?

Is that question directed to Grayson?
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Jfey on January 20, 2017, 10:21:07 AM
Quote from: benben reincarnated on January 20, 2017, 09:11:26 AM
Quote from: rbphoto on January 20, 2017, 07:51:15 AM
Quote from: benben reincarnated on January 20, 2017, 07:14:36 AM
Welcome to BRFFF

We know you have stepped in deep now. 

When this is the reply from Ben, you are screwed.

More photography needed.

I'm trying to be more positive in 2017.

GTFO Ben. 
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: ptfranze on January 20, 2017, 10:27:21 AM
That is a pretty nice picture.  Need to see some more of those. 
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Grannyknot on January 20, 2017, 10:32:59 AM
Quote from: Big J on January 20, 2017, 10:05:44 AM
Quote from: Grannyknot on January 20, 2017, 09:56:26 AM
have you ever had your penis in or around the lips of a carp?

Is that question directed to Grayson?

no, but he is free to respond.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on January 20, 2017, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: benben reincarnated on January 20, 2017, 09:11:26 AM
I'm trying to be more positive in 2017.

I appreciate Ben's fresh attitude and retort.

Welcome Soro2410.  Pay no attention to the grousing pricks who find your intro wanting.  There are unlimited opportunities here to contribute images and material on beer, trips, breasts, etc.  There are no mandates for you to comply.  Most of the parents of these BRFFF members received apologies from the condom factory when their little bundles of misery were born.  If bullshit was music, this place would be an orchestra.

Charge onward!
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: benben reincarnated on January 20, 2017, 10:50:49 AM
Jeff, sorry to see you aren't on board with positivity in 2017.

Cody, we can say dick, no need to be so clinical.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Jfey on January 20, 2017, 11:18:39 AM
Quote from: benben reincarnated on January 20, 2017, 10:50:49 AM
Jeff, sorry to see you aren't on board with positivity in 2017.

Cody, we can say dick, no need to be so clinical.

I forgot you were reincarnated.  Carry on Captain Positive.

Also, hi new guy.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: troutfanatic on January 20, 2017, 15:45:01 PM
Dammit. you guys ran off anutter one.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Onslow on January 20, 2017, 22:24:23 PM
Quote from: Grannyknot on January 20, 2017, 09:56:26 AM
have you ever had your penis in or around the lips of a carp?

My I suggest singing the lyrics to the song, I can see the want to in your eyes by Conway Twitty before raping the carp mouth.  This should get the lips in the mood
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Michael Toris on January 20, 2017, 23:38:36 PM
Quote from: Onslow on January 20, 2017, 22:24:23 PM
Quote from: Grannyknot on January 20, 2017, 09:56:26 AM
have you ever had your penis in or around the lips of a carp?

My I suggest singing the lyrics to the song, I can see the want to in your eyes by Conway Twitty before raping the carp mouth.  This should get the lips in the mood
You need a man with a slow hand imo
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Beetle on January 21, 2017, 12:37:16 PM
Quote from: Soro2410 on January 19, 2017, 20:54:59 PM
My passion is ripping streamers for browns.

BOOM.   Passcode accepted.   

Welcome Soros2410!    Pay no attention to these idiots.   
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Dee-Vo on January 21, 2017, 12:51:21 PM
Sorrrroooooooooo, where art thou?


I'm at work all day today. Can you please post up some of your fishing photography to ease my anguish?


Don't tell me you've already crawfished out on us.  :'(
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Soro2410 on January 21, 2017, 15:33:31 PM
Sorry I was on the water yesterday. I hope it's ok to take a day off and fish still? Lol
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Dougfish on January 21, 2017, 18:22:19 PM
Sweet! I took a few hours off, too. My 3 would maybe equal that one. Cheers.
Title: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Dee-Vo on January 21, 2017, 18:42:43 PM
Rock on.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: ptfranze on January 21, 2017, 21:19:48 PM
Damn nice looking fish.  Jealous that you went out fishing, still haven't gotten a chance in this new year.   Still want to see a photo dump though.  Glad you didn't get scared away
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: DRIFTS on January 22, 2017, 05:32:35 AM
How's it hanging Eric 0:0  /'/ V:; -0-
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Big J on January 22, 2017, 08:39:11 AM
Heck of a fish for that River.


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Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Soro2410 on January 22, 2017, 10:59:28 AM
Thanks, I'll drop one more photo. On a work trip this week you all probably won't hear from me much.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: troutfanatic on January 22, 2017, 11:03:35 AM
How many PMs did you get asking for the location and fly selection?

Nice fish.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Dee-Vo on January 22, 2017, 11:24:22 AM
I'm enjoying the slow stream of photos.
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Michael Toris on January 22, 2017, 11:25:25 AM
Quote from: Dee-Vo on January 22, 2017, 11:24:22 AM
I'm enjoying the slow stream of photos.
Needs to speed way the hell up imo
Title: Re: New to the site, and hello
Post by: Dee-Vo on January 22, 2017, 11:32:26 AM
Quote from: DAYUMson on January 22, 2017, 11:25:25 AM
Quote from: Dee-Vo on January 22, 2017, 11:24:22 AM
I'm enjoying the slow stream of photos.
Needs to speed way the hell up imo

Well, yea. The more the merrier.