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Fly Fishing Reports => Warm Water Species => Topic started by: NCsporksman on July 27, 2015, 19:09:21 PM

Title: The Reconnect
Post by: NCsporksman on July 27, 2015, 19:09:21 PM


Sunday...the Lord's day....fished with an old buddy. 6 years ago I'd written his ass off for dead and he'd written me off as practically the same. I spent some time becoming a family man and Johnny boy spent some time in an "extended stay" "get better or else" institution. He defied the odds and worked his way into an engineer gig on an African Mercy ship, ferrying doctors from port to port, offering much needed services to the locals. Not really expecting to ever reconnect I finally got the call... "Hey dude, I'm back, wanna head out Wataugy way?"..."fuck yes..but not if you're gonna talk about your "Time Abroad" the whole fucking time"...."Yea that's cool"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zpjOP-_1cg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zpjOP-_1cg)

And so it was on.... Wasn't gonna bring the watercraft, but a last minute feel persuaded me to throw the SS Phallywag in the truck. A couple of rank amateurs in a small boat on a big river. All the makings of a clusterfuck...What followed was a chain reaction of abominably good luck...straight flush on the flop kinda shit...everyone walked away satisfied, might even see the fucker again sometime...

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I layed a cast out on a dark pool between 2 boulders...right as Johnny was yakking on about the time he got shook down by police in some alley in Madagascar...I pulled the fly through what felt like a deep brush pile...one final tug and it tugged back...Chaos ensued, but my boy didn't fall to pieces, he figured out the net and scooped up the Essox in one epic swoop. When the fish swam off it started to rain...I was already wet

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The Chicken Salad of Victory

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I'd rather drink the piss I made with the last beer

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Blind casting to smallies in a riffle I got a few nibbles...set and missed...next cast I set and up came donkey kong... hardcore Irish Catholic luck

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Sprang for a $5 scratch off just to see if the luck was still rollin...Cheers







Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Michael Toris on July 27, 2015, 19:39:12 PM
Words cannot describe the hate I have for you. Even with my own fucking rod. (BTW no rod has ever had better mojo in the history of rods.)


The slam


Fuck you
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Michael Toris on July 27, 2015, 19:42:04 PM
I bet it was a fucking stocker
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Michael Toris on July 27, 2015, 19:54:32 PM
Imma fuck up ur thread
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Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: NCsporksman on July 27, 2015, 20:02:59 PM
I feel so helpless #stocker
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Michael Toris on July 27, 2015, 20:04:20 PM
Quote from: NCsporksman on July 27, 2015, 20:02:59 PM
I feel so helpless #stocker
Fucking daquan up in this bitch
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Michael Toris on July 27, 2015, 20:04:52 PM
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Post by: Dougfish on July 27, 2015, 20:07:22 PM
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Dick
Motorless dick.
DICK.
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Michael Toris on July 27, 2015, 20:09:12 PM
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Post by: Woolly Bugger on July 27, 2015, 21:08:28 PM
Much suk you do!
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Post by: RiverbumCO on July 27, 2015, 21:19:34 PM
Preciate the invite.
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Onslow on July 28, 2015, 04:43:25 AM
 bd;0 'c;
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 05:37:24 AM
 y; y; y;
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: ptfranze on July 28, 2015, 06:20:47 AM
Damn that is an awesome day you bastard!   n!n   V:; 'c; bd;0
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: gamatt53 on July 28, 2015, 07:03:24 AM
Motherfuck. I have spent 3 days this month blowing shots on carp on a local reservoir and you just up and hook one blind casting  b'; Give me your luck
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Jfey on July 28, 2015, 07:13:45 AM
I agree with everything WMT posted.  You suck the most.





ps,  awesome day man. 'c;
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Big J on July 28, 2015, 07:20:30 AM
Peckerhead.

All kinds of goodness up there.
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Jfey on July 28, 2015, 07:48:09 AM
I just re-read your report.  So you were blind casting to smallies and you caught an effing carp?  You really are a peckerhead!
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: NCsporksman on July 28, 2015, 08:06:38 AM
#itdontcountikno .... G knows my affinity for blind casting at carp, it makes him angry, he got it on tape once...#success
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: themidge on July 28, 2015, 08:08:51 AM
I could go for some synonym rolls about now....

Good trip NC.
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 10:43:41 AM
To hell with the stinkin' carp, I want to catch one of those muskies on a fly rod.
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Michael Toris on July 28, 2015, 11:55:56 AM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 10:43:41 AM
To hell with the stinkin' carp, I want to catch one of those muskies on a fly rod.
*swings broom*

I SAID GIT! GON-OUTTA-HERE!!!

Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 12:07:53 PM
Hard to swing a broom effectively with stinkin' carp slime on your hands.  ;D
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Transylwader on July 28, 2015, 14:06:35 PM
Sunday is the Lords day? Psssh, this past Sunday, I attended Marilyn Manson's sermon and he burned a bible and proclaimed "fuck Jesus"
You bible belt freakers woulda shit your pants, but that's OK. It's not everybody's dose of Sunday, but what can I say, I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me /'/ and I like Sporks enthusiasm.
Blind casting at carps is like blind casting at reds in the marsh. As long as you can bullshit the masses and say, "you" put the fly in the most likely spot and got the thang to eat, it'll go over just fine.
Fukkin praise Jah. d:b
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Grannyknot on July 28, 2015, 14:29:22 PM
That's awesome spork.

WMT.......oh he mad.
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Aka on July 28, 2015, 14:52:45 PM
Quote from: Transylwader on July 28, 2015, 14:06:35 PM
Sunday is the Lords day? Psssh, this past Sunday, I attended Marilyn Manson's sermon and he burned a bible and proclaimed "fuck Jesus"
You bible belt freakers woulda shit your pants, but that's OK. It's not everybody's dose of Sunday, but what can I say, I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me /'/ and I like Sporks enthusiasm.
Blind casting at carps is like blind casting at reds in the marsh. As long as you can bullshit the masses and say, "you" put the fly in the most likely spot and got the thang to eat, it'll go over just fine.
Fukkin praise Jah. d:b

https://youtu.be/9XJe2iVrwTY

Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 15:31:29 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on July 28, 2015, 13:58:54 PM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 12:07:53 PM
Hard to swing a broom effectively with stinkin' carp slime on your hands.  ;D

Hah ha ha... This shit funny.

The carp is a noble beast.

Hey biologist dude what's the scientific name of that Salmonoid Africanus?

Hey, I've been known to catch a carp or two or a thousand. Couple on a fly, some on nightcrawlers on an ultralight spinning rig.  :o Shoot some with bowanarras, too. Invasive Eurasian silt-stirrin' fuckers, I hate 'em in general. But, man, nothing in freshwater gonna smoke a reel on that first run like a carp, though. They be a helluva lot of fun to catch for sure.
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 18:26:27 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on July 28, 2015, 17:03:11 PM
To late breh. You've angered the wowd mountain weird beard aka son of ghey. You shall be trolled indefinitely.

Ah, troll away. As long as y'all are trollin' me, you're leaving somebody else alone. I get the feeling that the mountain weird beard isn't quite the pretentious hipster he portrays online. I'm pretty much of a mountain weird beard myself, I suspect that WMT and me have a good bit in common, and would get along just fine around some fire and beer, or ass-deep in a blueline.  <-;:
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: benben reincarnated on July 28, 2015, 18:51:47 PM

Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 18:26:27 PM
I suspect that WMT and me have a good bit in common, and would get along just fine around some fire and beer, or ass-deep in a blueline.  <-;:

Nope.   He don't like trout.
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Michael Toris on July 28, 2015, 19:13:06 PM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 18:26:27 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on July 28, 2015, 17:03:11 PM
To late breh. You've angered the wowd mountain weird beard aka son of ghey. You shall be trolled indefinitely.

Ah, troll away. As long as y'all are trollin' me, you're leaving somebody else alone. I get the feeling that the mountain weird beard isn't quite the pretentious hipster he portrays online. I'm pretty much of a mountain weird beard myself, I suspect that WMT and me have a good bit in common, and would get along just fine around some fire and beer, or ass-deep in a blueline.  <-;:
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Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: bmadd on July 28, 2015, 19:28:01 PM
Quote from: benben on July 28, 2015, 18:51:47 PM

Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 18:26:27 PM
I suspect that WMT and me have a good bit in common, and would get along just fine around some fire and beer, or ass-deep in a blueline.  <-;:

Nope.   He don't like trout.

But does he like it like that?
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Michael Toris on July 28, 2015, 19:29:22 PM
Quote from: bmadd on July 28, 2015, 19:28:01 PM
Quote from: benben on July 28, 2015, 18:51:47 PM

Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 18:26:27 PM
I suspect that WMT and me have a good bit in common, and would get along just fine around some fire and beer, or ass-deep in a blueline.  <-;:

Nope.   He don't like trout.

But does he like it like that?
Mmmm I like it like that
You working that back
I don't how to act

Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 19:35:08 PM
Quote from: wildmttrout on July 28, 2015, 19:13:06 PM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 18:26:27 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on July 28, 2015, 17:03:11 PM
To late breh. You've angered the wowd mountain weird beard aka son of ghey. You shall be trolled indefinitely.

Ah, troll away. As long as y'all are trollin' me, you're leaving somebody else alone. I get the feeling that the mountain weird beard isn't quite the pretentious hipster he portrays online. I'm pretty much of a mountain weird beard myself, I suspect that WMT and me have a good bit in common, and would get along just fine around some fire and beer, or ass-deep in a blueline.  <-;:
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Trout are dumb

I'll git when I'm good and ready myself, not when the self-styled ruler of the forum tells me too, thank you just the same. I came here to talk about fly fishing, not argue over whether an invasive Asian shitsucker is smarter or better than a trout. Toodleoo. Have a nice evening.
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Michael Toris on July 28, 2015, 19:49:43 PM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 19:35:08 PM
Quote from: wildmttrout on July 28, 2015, 19:13:06 PM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 18:26:27 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on July 28, 2015, 17:03:11 PM
To late breh. You've angered the wowd mountain weird beard aka son of ghey. You shall be trolled indefinitely.

Ah, troll away. As long as y'all are trollin' me, you're leaving somebody else alone. I get the feeling that the mountain weird beard isn't quite the pretentious hipster he portrays online. I'm pretty much of a mountain weird beard myself, I suspect that WMT and me have a good bit in common, and would get along just fine around some fire and beer, or ass-deep in a blueline.  <-;:
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Trout are dumb

I'll git when I'm good and ready myself, not when the self-styled ruler of the forum tells me too, thank you just the same. I came here to talk about fly fishing, not argue over whether an invasive Asian shitsucker is smarter or better than a trout. Toodleoo. Have a nice evening.
Lol


He mad
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: RiverbumCO on July 28, 2015, 20:38:52 PM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 18:26:27 PMass-deep in a blueline.  <-;:

Arguably too deep.
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 29, 2015, 06:22:19 AM
I not mad at all, takes a lot more than that, mayne. If we're delving into bottom feeders, I got a thang for catfish, myself. Leaves more carp for you.
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Grannyknot on July 29, 2015, 07:13:14 AM
Quote from: RiverbumCO on July 28, 2015, 20:38:52 PM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 18:26:27 PMass-deep in a blueline.  <-;:

Arguably too deep.

yep.  risk chafing. 
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: Michael Toris on July 29, 2015, 07:18:30 AM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 29, 2015, 06:22:19 AM
I not mad at all, takes a lot more than that, mayne. If we're delving into bottom feeders, I got a thang for catfish, myself. Leaves more carp for you.
You are so bad at this
Title: Re: The Reconnect
Post by: NCsporksman on July 29, 2015, 07:23:05 AM
Quote from: Grannyknot on July 29, 2015, 07:13:14 AM
Quote from: RiverbumCO on July 28, 2015, 20:38:52 PM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 28, 2015, 18:26:27 PMass-deep in a blueline.  <-;:

Arguably too deep.

yep.  risk chafing.

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