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Title: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: diaz dassie on June 03, 2011, 20:56:26 PM
Im gonna be in big shit when I get back to work on Monday, but I could genuinely care two fucks. The day anything comes in the way of me and my flyfishing is gonna be a sore and sad day for that element caught in between >:D
This part of the world is rough as fuck. I heard this song blasting when I got to a traffic light. I bopped my head to the beats and the home boys where like oh shit lookatdisfoo. Fuckin yeah!
http://youtu.be/c0MiGn_aX2U (http://youtu.be/c0MiGn_aX2U)
Rigged up at about 6:30PM, water was looking rather "milky" I guess it's bath hour. I tried my luck with a dry but knew better, these wild shit heads don't eat off the top coz they will get their ass handed by a prying eagle or heron, they plug it off the bottom. Straight line nymphing for the 2 hours ahead, I hate it, but it's deadly. I had a rainbow on so big I have to wash my waders. He came off b';
But heres evidence of te 20 or so mostly browns I took down. Tomorrow, Im meeting up with my bud who has this place dialled in. I feel sorry for the trouts.
Monday cometh sooner than I wish, so I will post up the report each evening till then.
Suck it :-*
BTW, Im using a 6'6" 2wt eagle claw POS glass fiber rod, since the broomstick is destroyed. A $35 rod works just as good as a $3500 POS Orvis bamboo. Its the Indian not the arrow y'all 8)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/015-5.jpg)
Teeny tiny Small
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/019-6.jpg)
Small
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/023-6.jpg)
Not so small
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/028-2.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/030-4.jpg)
Stand by for another report @ 9PM tomorrow night, depending on my state of mind. I just got a taste today, I know tomorrow I'm gonna be off my tits!
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: Phil on June 03, 2011, 21:56:42 PM
Big wild fish on private water.  You got permission from somebody.
Nice. :)

It ain't wild water that I can fish -- I'll wager $100.   :P
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: diaz dassie on June 03, 2011, 22:04:41 PM
Phil, youre a riot man, I tell you. Yep, it's the Rose River in Syria VA. $50 a day to enjoy catching pellet heads. I hate bluelines now. I just wanna catch pelley heads. Bleak I miss the opening of DH tomorrow. You gonna punch your card in line with the thousands of tossers? I heard the cajun filet of fish Bojangles sammich is cheaper and safer than fishing a DH :laugh:
Rip their lips tomorrow mang ;D
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: Phil on June 03, 2011, 22:14:19 PM
I don't fish DH anymore

"maing." ???

I don't pay to fish pay-for-trout waters because I can't afford it.  Good for you -- just don't pretend that those hogs are native fish in NC streams.

I fish wild waters in NC or the Tailwaters in TN.
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: benben reincarnated on June 03, 2011, 22:20:54 PM
Nice looking chit...although I know where you are Mike.  I planted a GPS tracker in your car.   :laugh:
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: lostnwilderness on June 03, 2011, 22:30:24 PM
I think he is up there slinging his corn with the hillbillies.... /"\

Nice work Tranny man, tear em up tomorrow
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: diaz dassie on June 05, 2011, 06:15:27 AM
So, I didn't get to post my updated report for yesterday on time, but I do have an excuse. My bud and I got a serious work out. 80 toothy critters to hand including my biggest brown of the year. I'll let the pix do the talking on this shit storm of brown beasties...
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/039.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/050.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/053.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/054.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/056.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/072.jpg)
I fell in the creek a few times coz of one too many of these... :laugh:
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/077.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/085.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/089.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/091-1.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/095.jpg)
MY bud reckons this feesh was 22". I was shaking like a leaf after that ordeal. Good lord knows how big he is... :o
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/096.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/111.jpg)
For my "Buddy" BRA 8)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/118.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/126.jpg)
So Im about to hit the shower, don the waders and attempt to get an even bigger canon today. Then it's a dodgy perilous drive back to Raleigh thru what Weatherman Bertie Bullshitter claims is going to be the storm of the year :o
Check back @ 9PM tonight to see if I made it.
Later
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: The Dude on June 05, 2011, 16:35:06 PM
I take it the waders are to keep the flesh-eating bacteria from touching your skin rather than for warmth.  Either way, it's good to see you catching fish with a bobber.   ;)
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: diaz dassie on June 05, 2011, 20:37:32 PM
And to cap it off, woke up early. Weird chill as we got in our waders. Unusual for this time of year. Worked a section we hadn't hit yesterday. Both of us got skunked on this section. Fuckin asshole spin fisherman musta had their way with those poor bastards yesterday...both had stringers b';
So today was seriously sub par compared to the smack down we layeth on their candy asses yesterday, the trout Gods clearly frowning upon our deceitful actions. Still got into a few in a section lower down, nuthing special, so heres the finale.
Since this is in the middle of gangster land, I figured an old skool '90's classic tune (choon) would be in order
http://youtu.be/g5sfI9YuIc0 (http://youtu.be/g5sfI9YuIc0)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/003.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/016.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/022.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/002.jpg)
This dead azz deer stank so bad, I lost my footing and had to take a seat...
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/007.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/027.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/030.jpg)
A 4 hour drive took 7 hours. Here's why...
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/050-1.jpg)
(http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac335/diazdassie/Leroy%20Brown/051.jpg)
Hectic shit.
Later folks...
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: lostnwilderness on June 05, 2011, 20:55:01 PM
Glad your ass got back to the flatlands safely!
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: FoulHook on June 05, 2011, 20:55:51 PM
Quote from: Transylwader on June 05, 2011, 20:37:32 PM

So today was seriously sub par compared to the smack down we layeth on their candy asses yesterday


(http://radiogodz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/the_rock.jpg)
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: MuddlerMan on June 05, 2011, 22:04:39 PM
Nice dude, very nice!  0:0
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: diaz dassie on June 05, 2011, 22:26:55 PM
Quote from: Phil on June 03, 2011, 22:14:19 PM
I don't fish DH anymore

"maing." ???

I don't pay to fish pay-for-trout waters because I can't afford it.  Good for you -- just don't pretend that those hogs are native fish in NC streams.

I fish wild waters in NC or the Tailwaters in TN.
Maing= man (South Carolina/African dialect) hate to burst your bubble, this creek is all public access. Look outside of cackalacky and you will be pleasantly surprised. BTW, native? Browns and bows will never be native. 90% of our brookie streams aren't even native. How'd the DH go "maing"? :-*
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: Holmes on June 06, 2011, 16:43:26 PM
You straight up smacked them down good. You wouldnt happen to have stopped by the walmart down there? Good shoppin if you ask me -0-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOjDYQUDkRQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOjDYQUDkRQ#)
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: diaz dassie on June 06, 2011, 16:52:46 PM
Yo Petey, good to see you back in hea my brutha. I did see some unsavories. They were attempting to "paoch" a section my bud was trying to fish. One of em had a Jeff Gordon Zebco. I wonder what that 22" brown woulda done to that brutha's set up. Should be on the bottom of a big pool p;- fucking spin fishermen
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: benben reincarnated on June 06, 2011, 18:31:27 PM
sweet trip.

that deer looks quite delectable, sucks a fat one for the driver of that vette', hope they were okay.

Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: Trout Maharishi on June 06, 2011, 21:28:41 PM
That's some strong juju for a corgi loving limey ;D 'c; bd;0
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: OldDominionAngler on June 06, 2011, 22:53:52 PM
If this TR doesn't help your rep, I don't know what will.  Good to see the effort rewarded.  0:0
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: Jfey on June 07, 2011, 09:10:19 AM
Good stuff man.  They grow em big up that way.  That brown is a monster
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: kylemc on June 07, 2011, 10:08:18 AM
I have seen some big fish come from that trash hole. When you taking me?
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: Get Bent on June 07, 2011, 12:37:28 PM
Hey Phil... I see you are in disbelief! Tranny is right, no stoggers there... All public access too 8)
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: Woolly Bugger on June 07, 2011, 12:45:31 PM
Quote from: kylemc on June 07, 2011, 10:08:18 AM
I have seen some big fish come from that trash hole. When you taking me?

road trip!
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: kylemc on June 07, 2011, 13:12:22 PM
Quote from: Woolly Bugger on June 07, 2011, 12:45:31 PM
Quote from: kylemc on June 07, 2011, 10:08:18 AM
I have seen some big fish come from that trash hole. When you taking me?

road trip!

I'm in
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: diaz dassie on June 07, 2011, 13:47:24 PM
Quote from: kylemc on June 07, 2011, 13:12:22 PM
Quote from: Woolly Bugger on June 07, 2011, 12:45:31 PM
Quote from: kylemc on June 07, 2011, 10:08:18 AM
I have seen some big fish come from that trash hole. When you taking me?

road trip!

I'm in
Anytime in late June my friend.
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: Woolly Bugger on June 07, 2011, 14:26:39 PM
Quote from: Transylwader on June 07, 2011, 13:47:24 PM
Quote from: kylemc on June 07, 2011, 13:12:22 PM
Quote from: Woolly Bugger on June 07, 2011, 12:45:31 PM
Quote from: kylemc on June 07, 2011, 10:08:18 AM
I have seen some big fish come from that trash hole. When you taking me?

road trip!

I'm in
Anytime in late June my friend.

you drive by me  all the time, but do you stop? hell no!  :P
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: kylemc on June 07, 2011, 14:42:09 PM
You should pick him up Mike. Keith is good on road trips. You get to hear about his other "trips", getting arrested naked is one that sticks out but he has plenty. ;D
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: diaz dassie on June 07, 2011, 15:49:32 PM
Quote from: kylemc on June 07, 2011, 14:42:09 PM
You should pick him up Mike. Keith is good on road trips. You get to hear about his other "trips", getting arrested naked is one that sticks out but he has plenty. ;D
Arrested naked? Damn, I knew Woowee was a hippie. Besides, I don't need Enterprise keeping my $100 (hunjee) deposit coz they thought the vehicle was returned with a less than satisfactory smell :o
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: Get Bent on June 07, 2011, 15:56:33 PM
No road trips without me  8) . Mike is still a newbie at this water, I however know every inch!

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Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: diaz dassie on June 07, 2011, 16:02:26 PM
Quote from: Get Bent on June 07, 2011, 15:56:33 PM
No road trips without me  8) . Mike is still a newbie at this water, I however know every inch!

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Every inch? Except those 22"s of buttery brown I flogged outta that hole! ;D
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: lostnwilderness on June 07, 2011, 18:12:54 PM
Road Trip?  I come standard with 3 cases of PBR....... 8)  I also speak redneck and have successfully broke out of jail in west Virgina.
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: Get Bent on June 07, 2011, 18:26:23 PM
Quote from: Transylwader on June 07, 2011, 16:02:26 PM
Quote from: Get Bent on June 07, 2011, 15:56:33 PM
No road trips without me  8) . Mike is still a newbie at this water, I however know every inch!

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Every inch? Except those 22"s of buttery brown I flogged outta that hole! ;D

Son, when you tag something 25 inches or bigger, come talk to me, until then you can stand behind me in line <-;:

And yes it is a very nice "wild" brown you caught there.

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Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: diaz dassie on June 07, 2011, 19:13:43 PM
I caught a 30" Rainbow at band camp ::)
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: lostnwilderness on June 07, 2011, 19:18:05 PM
Did you prick the flute girl?  Or are you a wood wind kinda guy?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: Get Bent on June 07, 2011, 20:21:13 PM
Quote from: Transylwader on June 07, 2011, 19:13:43 PM
I caught a 30" Rainbow at band camp ::)

I am talking about out of that stream...... you Kaffer...
Title: Re: A small taste of what I was doing after a 5 hour drive 20 minutes ago...
Post by: diaz dassie on June 07, 2011, 20:23:45 PM
Quote from: Get Bent on June 07, 2011, 20:21:13 PM
Quote from: Transylwader on June 07, 2011, 19:13:43 PM
I caught a 30" Rainbow at band camp ::)

I am talking about out of that stream...... you Kaffer...
haha, I had a 26" bow break my heart last November. Murph reckons the section he was in is only worth a shit in late fall. I reckon I'll get his ass this year. Then I guess I'll be calling you "son" maihn :-*