Pretentious Snobby Bastard Fly Fishing!

Fly Fishing BS => The Gravel Bar => Topic started by: flyinlow on July 14, 2016, 13:35:34 PM

Title: You really cant make this stuff up
Post by: flyinlow on July 14, 2016, 13:35:34 PM
http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2016/07/muskegon_river_tubing_trip_tur.html (http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2016/07/muskegon_river_tubing_trip_tur.html)

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Title: Re: You really cant make this stuff up
Post by: Grannyknot on July 14, 2016, 14:05:39 PM
"They were informed by somebody at the bridge that the river goes in a circle and if they put in there they would come back to their car," he said. "Not knowing anything, they set off on their little adventure."

'c;
Title: Re: You really cant make this stuff up
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 14, 2016, 14:31:18 PM
 <-;:

I bet they want $15 an hour, too. :D
Title: Re: You really cant make this stuff up
Post by: BrookieHunter on July 14, 2016, 15:34:56 PM
 How in the hell do they even stay alive being that dumb? My 5 year old knows the river doesn't go in a circle. :laugh:
Title: Re: You really cant make this stuff up
Post by: Onslow on July 14, 2016, 19:44:10 PM
Similar, but not-so-similar event happened on the Yaddy some years ago.  A friend of a friend concocted a plan to procure some beer, a babe, and canoe down the Yadkin.  The lad(s) were in successful in procuring the beer...they were under aged, and finding horny hottie.  It seems however that the lads did not forgot that water flows downhill, and not perpetually in giant eddies.  They drank, the two lads took turns fucking the girl, but after some time the sun started setting, and the realization set in that a proper planning hadn't taken place.  In the meantime, a worried father called the cops.  The two lads were greeted by cops and a very angry dad at 601 :banana072:
Title: Re: You really cant make this stuff up
Post by: Pansyman on July 14, 2016, 20:13:29 PM
I saw that on the book of face and read the story, and laughed off my ass.

I've fished that river and yes it's rural, but how stupid do you have to be, at least they weren't in danger of starving.
Title: Re: You really cant make this stuff up
Post by: Woolly Bugger on July 14, 2016, 21:15:56 PM
How about the yahoos that jumped off the Bridge into the Yadkin at 32,000 cfs!


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Title: Re: You really cant make this stuff up
Post by: admiralburns on July 16, 2016, 16:25:40 PM
My wife once worked at a library where they had a community help line, where patrons could call in on use a online chat for free help with various subjects.  One of the patrons called her in a panic because she had swallowed a whole ice cube, and had not yet crapped it out. 

They are out there. 
Title: Re: You really cant make this stuff up
Post by: joe friday on July 20, 2016, 10:25:47 AM
A similar incident from last week, here in NC...

http://www.wataugademocrat.com/news/four-teens-rescued-after-tubing-in-linville-gorge/article_bc87d6f0-d1c6-5e37-afcd-4ef5d92afc3f.html