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Title: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: TylerDurden on May 24, 2015, 21:59:15 PM
I'm here fuckos. Let the shit storm commence.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Dee-Vo on May 25, 2015, 05:46:03 AM
"Shit storm" is a popular term around here.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Onslow on May 25, 2015, 06:28:36 AM
Sup skippy.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: revfox on May 25, 2015, 15:13:17 PM
Not a great sign.

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Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: TylerDurden on May 25, 2015, 15:45:12 PM
Quote from: brettfox27 on May 25, 2015, 15:13:17 PM
Not a great sign.

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Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: NCsporksman on May 25, 2015, 20:37:52 PM
I'd prefer a Robert Paulson...but watevs
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: driver on May 25, 2015, 21:23:03 PM
What's the point of this thread?

I think you are on the wrong board.  Try NCAngler someone over there will be willing to have a circle jerk with ya.  :;!
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Michael Toris on May 25, 2015, 21:51:43 PM
Quote from: brettfox27 on May 25, 2015, 15:13:17 PM
Not a great sign.


Hey Brett, been meaning to ask you something. How good are the new USB outlets compared to the standard models?

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Would this model (above) take away from the normal zap due to it being channeled through 4 outlets rather than two?
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Aka on May 25, 2015, 22:04:18 PM
Got a shit ton of stink bugs in the house. The dog eats as many as she can but not really putting a dent in the overall population. Have any of you had a problem with them? Any good ways to get rid of them?
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Michael Toris on May 25, 2015, 22:13:01 PM
Quote from: AKAaron on May 25, 2015, 22:04:18 PM
Got a shit ton of stink bugs in the house. The dog eats as many as she can but not really putting a dent in the overall population. Have any of you had a problem with them? Any good ways to get rid of them?


I would suggest a dustbuster.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Aka on May 25, 2015, 22:52:25 PM
An electric one that plugs into an outlet?
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Michael Toris on May 26, 2015, 06:50:31 AM
Quote from: AKAaron on May 25, 2015, 22:52:25 PM
An electric one that plugs into an outlet?
I am gonna have to divert to Brett Fox on that one; he seems to have a better handle on the electrical systems and output.

Brett, can you run a dustbuster (outlet version) in one outlet whist sticking your dick in the other? Will that throw a breaker? How good is the "O"? I've heard it's worth it.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: benben reincarnated on May 26, 2015, 09:54:19 AM
You'll just have to learn to cohabitate with the stink bugs until they get out of the house on their own or Daisy eats them all.  I tried a trap once but it didn't work. 

We need an update on the outlet, assuming Brett didn't 86' himself.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: revfox on May 26, 2015, 14:52:58 PM

Quote from: wildmttrout on May 25, 2015, 21:51:43 PM
Quote from: brettfox27 on May 25, 2015, 15:13:17 PM
Not a great sign.


Hey Brett, been meaning to ask you something. How good are the new USB outlets compared to the standard models?

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Would this model (above) take away from the normal zap due to it being channeled through 4 outlets rather than two?

Seems to work just fine plugging USB in the car outlet. How do you think I get through my 7 hour round trip drive to the mountains?
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Dee-Vo on May 26, 2015, 15:02:28 PM
Stink bugs suck. I've been dealing with the bastards for quite some time now. Not as bad at the newer house though....better sealing around doors windows and exhaust fan venting I assume.

When I see a stink bug I get an empty water bottle or something comparable and take the lid off. Whether it's on the wall or ceiling doesn't matter.....cover the bug with the mouth of the bottle and it'll fall right into the bottle. No stink at all. Replace lid. Many will fit in a bottle however they often stink bad if you remove the lid again.

Simple yet effective.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Aka on May 26, 2015, 16:13:26 PM
I've never noticed their smell but my sinuses are usually not very clear and thus my sense of smell isn't too good.
I'll keep feeding them to daisy, she loves them.
Completely off topic, she tried eating a bee Saturday and didn't like it at all. I figured she'd learned her lesson then she did it again yesterday, with the same reaction. I hope she catches on before long.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: benben reincarnated on May 26, 2015, 16:17:10 PM
Quote from: AKAaron on May 26, 2015, 16:13:26 PM
Completely off topic, she tried eating a bee Saturday and didn't like it at all. I figured she'd learned her lesson then she did it again yesterday, with the same reaction. I hope she catches on before long.

Yeah, but she has terrier in her, so she'll never learn.  Trust me, I'm an expert in terrier behavior.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: bullship on May 26, 2015, 21:39:38 PM
 :-X
Quote from: benben on May 26, 2015, 16:17:10 PM
Quote from: AKAaron on May 26, 2015, 16:13:26 PM
Completely off topic, she tried eating a bee Saturday and didn't like it at all. I figured she'd learned her lesson then she did it again yesterday, with the same reaction. I hope she catches on before long.

Yeah, but she has terrier in her, so she'll never learn.  Trust me, I'm an expert in terrier behavior.

electroshock therapy



could work for the terriers too



but we know whats his name is into it
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: bullship on May 26, 2015, 21:40:33 PM
 :-X
Quote from: troutfanatic on May 26, 2015, 20:07:47 PM
This is the strangest thread yet.

How many of you guys look down at the toilet paper after you wipe your ass :o?

I thought that was like, a rule.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: bmadd on May 26, 2015, 22:12:26 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on May 26, 2015, 20:07:47 PM
This is the strangest thread yet.

How many of you guys look down at the toilet paper after you wipe your ass :o?
How else do you know when to stop?
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: driver on May 27, 2015, 07:16:17 AM
I'm am reading this while taking a shit.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Michael Toris on May 27, 2015, 07:42:45 AM
Quote from: driver on May 27, 2015, 07:16:17 AM
I'm am reading this while taking a shit.
#samesies
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on May 27, 2015, 10:03:19 AM
Quote from: troutfanatic on May 26, 2015, 20:07:47 PM
How many of you guys look down at the toilet paper after you wipe your ass :o?

I bet some of you check your poop for stink bugs. 

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101113082105AAR0UJ3
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Aka on May 27, 2015, 11:30:10 AM
Quote from: bmadd on May 26, 2015, 22:12:26 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on May 26, 2015, 20:07:47 PM
This is the strangest thread yet.

How many of you guys look down at the toilet paper after you wipe your ass :o?
How else do you know when to stop?

That is a metaphor for life right there.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Dee-Vo on May 27, 2015, 11:31:31 AM
Anybody know much about HVAC?
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Native Fisher on May 27, 2015, 16:30:22 PM
It sucks and it blows.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Woolly Bugger on May 27, 2015, 17:24:49 PM

Quote from: wademaster on May 27, 2015, 11:31:31 AM
Anybody know much about HVAC?

They don't make 'em like they used to!

$8k

That's all I know.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Dee-Vo on May 27, 2015, 17:32:37 PM

Quote from: Woolly Bugger on May 27, 2015, 17:24:49 PM

Quote from: wademaster on May 27, 2015, 11:31:31 AM
Anybody know much about HVAC?

They don't make 'em like they used to!

$8k

That's all I know.

I'm getting stuck for over $4500. Wtf. At the same time I'm planning to get a new deck built so I can take my new born out on. Wonderful.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Aka on May 27, 2015, 17:36:41 PM

Quote from: wademaster on May 27, 2015, 17:32:37 PM

Quote from: Woolly Bugger on May 27, 2015, 17:24:49 PM

Quote from: wademaster on May 27, 2015, 11:31:31 AM
Anybody know much about HVAC?

They don't make 'em like they used to!

$8k

That's all I know.

I'm getting stuck for over $4500. Wtf. At the same time I'm planning to get a new deck built so I can take my new born out on. Wonderful.

Every man should be able to build their own deck. HVAC - no, deck - yes.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Dee-Vo on May 27, 2015, 17:38:10 PM

Quote from: AKAaron on May 27, 2015, 17:36:41 PM

Quote from: wademaster on May 27, 2015, 17:32:37 PM

Quote from: Woolly Bugger on May 27, 2015, 17:24:49 PM

Quote from: wademaster on May 27, 2015, 11:31:31 AM
Anybody know much about HVAC?

They don't make 'em like they used to!

$8k

That's all I know.

I'm getting stuck for over $4500. Wtf. At the same time I'm planning to get a new deck built so I can take my new born out on. Wonderful.

Every man should be able to build their own deck. HVAC - no, deck - yes.

Can I build it? Yes. Will it look good? Not so much.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Michael Toris on May 27, 2015, 18:14:57 PM
Quote from: AKAaron on May 27, 2015, 17:36:41 PM

Quote from: wademaster on May 27, 2015, 17:32:37 PM

Quote from: Woolly Bugger on May 27, 2015, 17:24:49 PM

Quote from: wademaster on May 27, 2015, 11:31:31 AM
Anybody know much about HVAC?

They don't make 'em like they used to!

$8k

That's all I know.

I'm getting stuck for over $4500. Wtf. At the same time I'm planning to get a new deck built so I can take my new born out on. Wonderful.

Every man should be able to build their own deck. HVAC - no, deck - yes.
There is a dick joke in there somewhere.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Onslow on May 27, 2015, 19:37:39 PM
I prefer third input jokes.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Onslow on May 27, 2015, 19:39:36 PM
Wade, try Collins HVAC in State Rd.  I've heard many good reports about their prices.  Not sure if their equipment is worth a shit however.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Onslow on May 27, 2015, 19:40:31 PM
Sex is only dirty if yer doing it right.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Dee-Vo on May 27, 2015, 19:47:01 PM
Quote from: Phallus in Wonderland on May 27, 2015, 19:39:36 PM
Wade, try Collins HVAC in State Rd.  I've heard many good reports about their prices.  Not sure if their equipment is worth a shit however.

Too late. I appreciate it though. The company that I hired to do it actually brought out a couple window units complimentary to keep us cool until they get to us in a couple days. A hot house sucks with a baby.

We use Collins at the store. Dammit. Forgot.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Dougfish on May 27, 2015, 20:33:04 PM
ODA can get you a commercial unit to cool the county.

Of course it requires a bigger outlet.

And a bigger unit to stick into it.

Trying to stay on target......... y;
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: benben reincarnated on May 27, 2015, 20:52:51 PM
Brett should try that bigger outlet for a bigger "zap".   I'm making no assumptions about anyone's unit, I just want to make sure he gets the job done. 
Title: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Dee-Vo on May 29, 2015, 21:07:27 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on May 29, 2015, 20:51:31 PM
So... I was thinking about becoming a Freemason, any advice?

To be one, ask one.

This should be interesting.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Big J on May 30, 2015, 07:37:12 AM
Free Mason is so 17th Century, Illuminati is where it is at now.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Dee-Vo on May 30, 2015, 08:01:50 AM
Quote from: troutfanatic on May 29, 2015, 21:15:28 PM
Are you one?

No sir. Thought about it for years and years. My dad is. And lots of other folks I know.
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Woolly Bugger on May 30, 2015, 10:45:41 AM

Quote from: troutfanatic on May 29, 2015, 20:51:31 PM
So... I was thinking about becoming a Freemason, any advice?

My maternal grandfather was a Freemason !
Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: Woolly Bugger on May 31, 2015, 11:43:17 AM
Quote from: troutfanatic on May 30, 2015, 14:44:59 PM
Quote from: Woolly Bugger on May 30, 2015, 10:45:41 AM

Quote from: troutfanatic on May 29, 2015, 20:51:31 PM
So... I was thinking about becoming a Freemason, any advice?

My maternal grandfather was a Freemason !

How come you didn't become one?

Thought about it....  /'/


Here's an interesting photo that I have in my collection ....

Title: Re: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been flyfishing?
Post by: billythreetimes on June 23, 2015, 09:59:09 AM
Quote from: steelrain202 on May 31, 2015, 06:50:15 AM
You have Prince Hall written all over you
This amused me.


Conover #709, holla.