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Title: Holy one recon bust.....
Post by: troutphisher on March 30, 2010, 20:31:30 PM
While fishing today, I came across a shady character. He was cloaked in wrinkled skin, and moved clandestinely through the rocks, taking notes. I followed this underwater spy, tailing his every move, looking for signs that would give away his meaning.

Then it hit me, the holy one had sent out recon party to scout the streams, and find my secrete holes. So I moved in and trapped the fiend, soon after the interrogation ensued. It wasn't long before the Li'l bastard spilled his guts, one look from the big brown, and the fukker started to sing like a canary.


Holy one one of your recon members is being held at Git-mo, we are currently water boarding the infidel dog.....

You'll not be receiving any reports on my where abouts, nor my secrete holes.




Title: Re: Holy one recon bust.....
Post by: FoulHook on March 30, 2010, 21:40:12 PM
I'm convinced he's throwin his line over the fences at the hatchery raceways. Then puts them in a fancy net and walks the 20 yards to the D to get creekside pics.  :police:
Title: Re: Holy one recon bust.....
Post by: Trout Chaser on March 30, 2010, 21:42:26 PM
Another fine report Karl.   Major sucakage fer sure 0--0

TC
Title: Re: Holy one recon bust.....
Post by: Trout Maharishi on March 30, 2010, 21:47:58 PM
Not to worry, I had FatAl implant a miniature GPS system in them boo-boo rods. ;) I know everywhere you have been 8) Even that strip joint beside Interstate 26 :police:
Title: Re: Holy one recon bust.....
Post by: flatlander on March 31, 2010, 05:39:54 AM
Karl,
I'm really starting to hate you... :(

Another great looking day 0--0
Title: Re: Holy one recon bust.....
Post by: blue ridge angler on March 31, 2010, 08:01:15 AM
sooo thats what the one I saw was up to...great report as usual.. 0--0
Title: Re: Holy one recon bust.....
Post by: diaz dassie on March 31, 2010, 13:59:50 PM
Quote from: troutphisher on March 30, 2010, 20:31:30 PM
It wasn't long before the Li'l bastard spilled his guts, one look from the big brown, and the fukker started to sing like a canary.
LMFAO!!! Ha ha TP, this is priceless!
Title: Re: Holy one recon bust.....
Post by: Stone-Man on March 31, 2010, 16:51:50 PM
Karl
  Nice report and great flick of the hellbender.
I've got a couple damn good small creek fish in my camera and will get them up in a few days.
Damn work if interfering with my Blue Quill bite  :( :(

  JT
Title: Re: Holy one recon bust.....
Post by: jwgnc on March 31, 2010, 21:16:13 PM
Looks alot like the Holy One - only not as ... well fed
Title: Re: Holy one recon bust.....
Post by: fishecu on April 01, 2010, 20:17:21 PM
Great Browns...that Hellbender looks like something out of a nightmare.  I caught one eating trout off my stringer once.  Evil looking thing.