Pretentious Snobby Bastard Fly Fishing!

Fly Fishing Reports => Saltwater => Topic started by: steelrain202 on September 03, 2013, 19:55:24 PM

Title: beautiful disaster
Post by: steelrain202 on September 03, 2013, 19:55:24 PM
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tranny and i took off for the low country with my gheenoe. no fish were caught we had a horrible time but drank a shit ton of beer.
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i took me 7 hours to get to charleston from my house in Boone, it normally takes 4.5 asshole to elbow traffic wreck galore i was getting quite frustrated. arrived at the house we rented at 930.
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so we took a quick trip to the store for supplies
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went to wally to get tranny a lic and he was trying to buy some snelled ballyhoos i wasnt impressed
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got back to the house and drank A LOT. next morning we head out for our ill fated trip
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get to the ramp at the crack of 9am get the boat in the water and this is were hell started
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this fuck nut here decides he gonna turn his boat sideways in front of me as i am getting up on plane. i barely missed ramming fucknut and pushed the tiller hard to avoid collision sending the gheenoe into the marsh burying us deep on the pluff mud well that sudden stop sheared the prop pin and we were dead in the water
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do i have another? hell no i was a shitty boy scout. ill call up jerms and get directions to the nearest repair shop. awesome just few miles up the road.
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guy at the desk tells me has 10 instock i buy 5
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out to the boat for the repair and we are back in business
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back to the ramp and were ready to catch fish
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or so we thought fucking engine dies in the middle of the ICW
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couldnt get the damn thing started the DNR asshat come by to check our lic and asks if we have any fish in the cooler, i say you have to fish to have fish and thanks for the help asshole. some nice old guy and his bird stop and give us a tow to the ramp
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back at the ramp tranny decides to dance on and oyster rake and donates my brand new croc flops to the atlantic
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frustrated we leave and go hit up Mad Mike for some wading spots, he says come his house after work and we'll take a look at the engine. we hit this nice stretch of water and had a bunch of follows and some misses. tranny trout set a flounder could have saved our skunking
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we called it quits went and stuffed ourselves on seafood and beer and cruised over to MM place to diagnose the issue
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busted fuel line fuck me
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pissed off we go home and drink some more
get up the next day and hit a spot jerms told me about
while waiting for the tide , tranny broke ANOTHER  rod and we had some snacks the best damn pork rinds ever
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found some sea life to fuck around with
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and fished a condo pond
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tides comes in and guess what no fish
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the entire weekend was a shit show but we had fun.
got the motor running at full capacity today after work. till next time. hoping to go back in November after football season
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Beetle on September 03, 2013, 20:06:04 PM
Sorry about your trip but what a great report.    bd;0

You'll get on them next time.
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: croaker on September 03, 2013, 20:44:49 PM
Looks like fun from here...



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Sometimes it is not the destination, its the journey  'c; 
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: RiverbumCO on September 03, 2013, 21:00:22 PM
Fucking Arrr-some!


Reminds me of the highlight of my ill fated recent redfish trip.  20 seconds after putting boat on trailer and pulling away from the ramp we hear music.  A party barge appears not 30ft from where we had been merely 20 seconds ago, with about 15 'barely legals' in bikinis dancing the night away.  Couldnt make this shit up.
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: sanjuanwormhatch on September 04, 2013, 04:36:02 AM
I'm sure you'll remember that one forever and will always get a giggle.  Nothing wrong with a scouting trip.  Have had many.
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Transylwader on September 04, 2013, 07:58:53 AM
I had a great time. I hope that fucktard touring who cut us off at the slip made it back to Florida so he can fuck his own weekend up >:D
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Rhody on September 04, 2013, 09:59:18 AM
looks kinda fun in a "been there, done that way"   8)
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Woolly Bugger on September 04, 2013, 10:55:42 AM
"bacon, bud, and a bru" - what could be wrong with that?
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Jfey on September 04, 2013, 16:29:56 PM
You are just building up some good fishing karma with the bote!
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: wind_knot on September 04, 2013, 16:55:03 PM
Sucks that the bathtub didn't stay running (after the fucktard incident), but at least the kinks are worked out. And just remember to keep the prop pins with he bote!! They do no good on shore. Just sayin!

Trany, sucks ass about the rod man!! Hope it can be repaired. Oh, and the foot will heel but I'm sure it hurt like fuck all when you did it!!
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Woolly Bugger on September 04, 2013, 17:19:17 PM

Quote from: wind_knot on September 04, 2013, 16:55:03 PM

Trany, sucks ass about the rod man!! Hope it can be repaired. Oh, and the foot will heel but I'm sure it hurt like fuck all when you did it!!

He goes through rods like most guys go through condoms, he just tosses then aside once he's done, if the foot hurt it wasn't for long for I'm sure he (over) self-medicated promptly.
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: wind_knot on September 04, 2013, 17:59:28 PM
Liquid medication is shown to move through the body fastest!! :P
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: wind_knot on September 04, 2013, 18:19:55 PM
Quote from: steelrain202 on September 04, 2013, 18:03:43 PM
it was only a speed bump. got the engine firing right now just spent an hour changing all that could be changed

'c; 'c; 'c;

Nice!!
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Transylwader on September 04, 2013, 20:52:02 PM
Ready that steed. Put a steel bar on the bow. Well t-bone that twat and Ill firm up my rod on his girlfriend
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Transylwader on September 22, 2013, 22:07:00 PM
In -0-
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Michael Toris on September 23, 2013, 06:25:39 AM
Let's do this shit
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Woolly Bugger on September 23, 2013, 07:14:43 AM
Hell yes!
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: rbphoto on September 27, 2013, 19:17:20 PM
Might be time for a BRFFF flotilla to hit the flats . . .
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Michael Toris on September 27, 2013, 20:18:05 PM
In there like swimwear mayne
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: croaker on September 28, 2013, 20:28:18 PM
I'm a possible ifn its on a Sunday...
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Michael Toris on October 23, 2013, 22:14:48 PM
What could have been

:'(
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Michael Toris on February 15, 2014, 16:51:44 PM
I'm ready when you are buddy
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Transylwader on February 17, 2014, 19:10:16 PM
What the fukk is up with your avatard? I don't like that fukker.
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: Transylwader on February 18, 2014, 17:47:49 PM
I love this land, out of the 200M legal people here, I hate 199,999,93 of them...
Title: Re: beautiful disaster
Post by: turneffeisland on May 07, 2014, 09:22:51 AM
Looks like fun at the very least.