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Title: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Onslow on May 21, 2017, 15:53:05 PM



http://youtu.be/3jbHbDena_U


Someone needs to lick her lower back whilst she plays.



Skipped church, and went fishing.  There were some faces there I just didn't want to see.  Some cleaving has taken place in our idyllic community due quarrels over resource allocations in our school system.  Enough of that, it's time hit the water!

After anxiously watching the radar loop at 5 AM, a decision was made to go straight North instead of West, to a stream that never disappoints.  It is also a stream in the middle of no damned where far away from people.

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Not exactly a beauty, but one that is fairly unspoiled, easy to wade, and one that provides quite a bounty for it's inhabitants.  The first trout caught was obese.  It's midsection had twice the height of it's head

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It could have been a decent day for some topwater action, but it was rather wet. 

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19 inches.  This is the largest brown I've ever caught in a stream with a drainage size 8 sq. miles or less.  Caught a couple other browns, and a couple bows.

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Action slowed after 9 AM.  Packed it in at 9:45, and headed back to the truck

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I wanted to torture the natives at a nearby stream.  Pulled up at 11, hiked a bit, and went to work.  Flows were a bit raucous, and fishing not terribly ideal.  I could have stayed much longer, but the fish were not colorful presumably due to the discolored water.

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Said fuggit, and met the wifey for lunch.  What a lovely morning it was.


Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: itieuglyflies on May 21, 2017, 17:01:34 PM
Beautiful music, back and brown....
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Big J on May 21, 2017, 18:05:34 PM
You find the weirdest crap Ken.  Both in video and streams.  V:;
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Dougfish on May 21, 2017, 19:08:44 PM
Skipping church, licking her lower back. Cheers, dude. I volunteer!

Oh, hell of a brown for that stream.

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Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: driver on May 21, 2017, 19:11:53 PM
Quote from: Big J on May 21, 2017, 18:05:34 PM
You find the weirdest crap Ken.  Both in video and streams.  V:;
This!

Nice leeeeroy

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Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: streamereater_101691 on May 21, 2017, 19:57:58 PM
fucking toad brownie ken. I bet that was a real fight for that size water 0:0
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Onslow on May 21, 2017, 20:11:53 PM
Yes, it fought well for sure.  Caught it right underneath a ledge/secondary chute in calm water in one the larger pools on this creek.  I always catch larger fish when I'm without a net.  Every time I fish this stream, it gives up a larger fish than what the previous trip yielded.  What really gets me worked up are the dark green drakes.  Saw about a dozen during the course of this wet trip.



Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: NCsporksman on May 22, 2017, 04:43:24 AM
Hell yea Ken!

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Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on May 22, 2017, 06:22:56 AM
I like that brown and I can respect your Sunday morning savvy.  Kudos. 

A verse a day can keep the church goers at bay.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
<28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.>
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: rbphoto on May 22, 2017, 06:38:06 AM
Wow!

I rather doubt anyone has ever posted a TR with Schumann as the background music . . .

That is an amazing fish for that little stream.

Nicely done.
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Big J on May 22, 2017, 08:16:03 AM
Quote from: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on May 22, 2017, 06:22:56 AM
I like that brown and I can respect your Sunday morning savvy.  Kudos. 

A verse a day can keep the church goers at bay.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
<28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.>

http://www.answering-islam.org/Shamoun/ot_and_rape.htm (http://www.answering-islam.org/Shamoun/ot_and_rape.htm)

Don't choose to go deep on some parts of the Bible but not others.  Context is key.  Stop throwing this stuff in Ken's thread too ya hermit.
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Woolly Bugger on May 22, 2017, 08:51:23 AM
Sweet baby Jesus


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Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: streamereater_101691 on May 22, 2017, 09:56:20 AM
Quote from: Onslow on May 21, 2017, 20:11:53 PM
What really gets me worked up are the dark green drakes.  Saw about a dozen during the course of this wet trip.

They are all over white top as of last week. I think us anglers get just as excited over them as the fish do. Good signs of water quality and stable(high) ph of your stream.
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on May 22, 2017, 11:15:13 AM
Quote from: Big J on May 22, 2017, 08:16:03 AM
Quote from: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on May 22, 2017, 06:22:56 AM
I like that brown and I can respect your Sunday morning savvy.  Kudos. 

A verse a day can keep the church goers at bay.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
<28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.>

http://www.answering-islam.org/Shamoun/ot_and_rape.htm (http://www.answering-islam.org/Shamoun/ot_and_rape.htm)

Don't choose to go deep on some parts of the Bible but not others.  Context is key.  Stop throwing this stuff in Ken's thread too ya hermit.

I thought cherry picking was SOP when dealing with the good book.  Or, is the practice of selectively picking nuggets only kosher with the believers?  I'm easily confused. 

Apologies to Ken and his thread, but he mentioned the skipping of morning worship.   He's a big boy and if my response upsets his apple cart then he can inform me. 
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: BrookieHunter on May 22, 2017, 12:30:12 PM
Nice brown!!  0:0
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Big J on May 22, 2017, 13:12:22 PM
Quote from: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on May 22, 2017, 11:15:13 AM

I thought cherry picking was SOP when dealing with the good book.  Or, is the practice of selectively picking nuggets only kosher with the believers?  I'm easily confused. 

Apologies to Ken and his thread, but he mentioned the skipping of morning worship.   He's a big boy and if my response upsets his apple cart then he can inform me.

Context my friend.  You can prove about anything you really want to with the Bible if you try, but what is the context of the verse and a verse will never contradict the general principles laid out in the Bible.  Things will change, but the underlying principles remain the same.  People have and will continue to use verses incorrectly both accidentally and purposefully for personal gain.  It's the listeners responsibility to decipher. 
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Michael Toris on May 22, 2017, 14:41:14 PM
Stop fucking up Ken thread assholes

Kick ass fish Ken

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Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Big J on May 22, 2017, 14:43:30 PM
Quote from: DAYUMson on May 22, 2017, 14:41:14 PM
Stop fucking up Ken thread assholes


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Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on May 22, 2017, 14:54:47 PM
Quote from: DAYUMson on May 22, 2017, 14:41:14 PM
Stop fucking up Ken thread assholes

Kick ass fish Ken

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I know I'm a bit slow, but what the hell is a thread asshole?  And why does Ken's thread have more than one of these enigmatic thread assholes? 
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: NCsporksman on May 22, 2017, 20:18:36 PM
Quote from: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on May 22, 2017, 14:54:47 PM
Quote from: DAYUMson on May 22, 2017, 14:41:14 PM
Stop fucking up Ken thread assholes

Kick ass fish Ken

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I know I'm a bit slow, but what the hell is a thread asshole?  And why does Ken's thread have more than one of these enigmatic thread assholes?
Bc he posted up "the goods" which leaves the rest of us window likkers on the couch...dick in hand....or bible

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Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on May 22, 2017, 20:31:37 PM
Save a life!
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: joe friday on May 25, 2017, 06:36:43 AM
Khatia Buniatishvili! Da-umm right.  And that Fish!   Awesome!
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Dee-Vo on May 31, 2017, 07:58:49 AM
Damned fine fish, Kenneth. Dipping my wick in that crick is still going to happen - should've already happened.  y;
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on May 31, 2017, 13:43:30 PM
Ken, why do you post then delete after a short period?  Damn, I thought I was a strange duck!!
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Onslow on May 31, 2017, 13:49:02 PM
Because I'm not yet proficient at suppressing verbal ejaculations.
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on May 31, 2017, 14:19:56 PM
Quote from: Onslow on May 31, 2017, 13:49:02 PM
Because I'm not yet proficient at suppressing verbal ejaculations.

Now there is a statement that I can respect!  Straight forward honesty.  Kudos.

Perhaps you can give me some pointers.
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Yallerhammer on June 01, 2017, 12:38:32 PM
Good stuff! Fine looking creek, and Jesus himself would have probably skipped church if he knew he could catch a brown like that one.
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Michael Toris on June 01, 2017, 14:45:24 PM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on June 01, 2017, 12:38:32 PM
Good stuff! Fine looking creek, and Jesus himself would have probably skipped church if he knew he could catch a brown like that one.
Jesus only fishes for Brookies

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Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Yallerhammer on June 01, 2017, 14:55:07 PM
Quote from: DAYUMson on June 01, 2017, 14:45:24 PM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on June 01, 2017, 12:38:32 PM
Good stuff! Fine looking creek, and Jesus himself would have probably skipped church if he knew he could catch a brown like that one.
Jesus only fishes for Brookies

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He probably uses redworms.
Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: natureboy on June 08, 2017, 22:24:47 PM
https://youtu.be/R3r1XDhlnjM

Maybe in the same neighborhood?   Laid out of work Friday and picked up a couple of these.  Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login


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Title: Re: Sunday Blessings, Bigly
Post by: Onslow on June 09, 2017, 04:16:20 AM
I suspect there is some overlap at the water we fish.