Pretentious Snobby Bastard Fly Fishing!

Fly Fishing BS => The Gravel Bar => Bash a newb ... => Topic started by: Yallerhammer on July 13, 2015, 11:05:27 AM

Title: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 13, 2015, 11:05:27 AM
Howdy, just found this place, and it looks like it's down around my low-class level. I grew up in the Smokies back when dinosaurs still roamed the earth, learned to cast and tie flies on Cataloochee as a kid from the old-school Haywood County trout curmudgeons like Charlie Messer and Verlin Evans.

Don't have many pics of boobs or fish; because when I'm catching trout  or playing with titties, I'm usually having fun and ain't likely to stop what I'm doing to take pics to gratify the folks on the internets. I do, however, have some grill/smoker porn:

Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 13, 2015, 11:06:58 AM
And ok, here's some titties:
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Michael Toris on July 13, 2015, 11:08:13 AM
Ok, so you make food. Cool story bro
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: rbphoto on July 13, 2015, 11:19:45 AM
Quote from: wildmttrout on July 13, 2015, 11:08:13 AM
Ok, so you make food. Cool story bro

He just nominated himself chief cook at the next spring camping trip
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 13, 2015, 11:22:13 AM
Quote from: rbphoto on July 13, 2015, 11:19:45 AM
Quote from: wildmttrout on July 13, 2015, 11:08:13 AM
Ok, so you make food. Cool story bro

He just nominated himself chief cook at the next spring camping trip

I cooked all my niblet corn, that's why I don't have any recent trout pichers.
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 13, 2015, 11:51:19 AM
Quote from: troutfanatic on July 13, 2015, 11:37:52 AM
Food looks good... but

#FAIL.

Throw a carp in that smoker.

How many guns you own?

I own too way, way too many guns. Flintlocks to ARs.


Homey don't eat carp, but I'll cook up some of these fancy carp:
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Jfey on July 13, 2015, 11:59:06 AM
Better than posting a bunch of stockers.   Food porn goes a long way with me.   Grab a seat and throw something smoked and wrapped in bacon.
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 13, 2015, 12:02:47 PM
I ain't above smoking a stocker, either. Makes more room for the real fish. All these DH streams around here provide a good supply of holdover doughbellies from June-October that have been in there long enough to get the fish pellets out of their system and start tasting almost like trout. Yeah, I know, that one isn't a stocker but he swallowed a nymph halfway to his ass.
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: TylerDurden on July 13, 2015, 12:09:39 PM
looks ight
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 13, 2015, 12:18:47 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on July 13, 2015, 12:06:38 PM


Post some gun pics.

keep dem cats man.

smoke some brookies. better-n salmon.

Here's the only gun pics I've got on me at the moment. Nothing fancy here, just a couple plain-jane workhorse ARs I've built recently(5.56 and 7.62x39,) and an old St. Louis Hawken caplock. I like to burn some black powder, even more with a flintlock.
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Michael Toris on July 13, 2015, 13:15:55 PM
Oh gawd, another dildo gun owner.
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: RiverbumCO on July 13, 2015, 14:19:07 PM
I fuckin like this guy.
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 13, 2015, 14:23:18 PM
RiverbumCO = has excellent taste.
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: RiverbumCO on July 13, 2015, 14:24:45 PM
Where do you live more specifically.  I know a couple wild fucks up there.
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 13, 2015, 14:28:00 PM
Near Maggie Valley/Waynesville NC.
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: RiverbumCO on July 13, 2015, 14:42:58 PM
Any Teagues, Justices, Chambers, or Tathams?
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 13, 2015, 15:00:35 PM
All of the above around here except I don't know any Tathams.
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: RiverbumCO on July 13, 2015, 15:08:05 PM
They're mean anyway.
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: bmadd on July 13, 2015, 15:11:21 PM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 13, 2015, 14:23:18 PM
RiverbumCO = has excellent taste.

not really.
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: RiverbumCO on July 13, 2015, 15:35:31 PM
Bmadd- I pick winners damnit.
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Jfey on July 13, 2015, 17:47:32 PM
Quote from: Yallerhammer on July 13, 2015, 14:23:18 PM
RiverbumCO = has excellent taste.

Those are two words that rarely go together. 
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: ruttness on July 13, 2015, 20:36:43 PM
Firearms scare me.

I dig your taste in beer. Not much better than a cold lager
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: jwgnc on July 13, 2015, 21:31:55 PM
Before i express interest in the chicken pornography, how old was that second chick?
Title: Re: There Goes the Neighborhood
Post by: Yallerhammer on July 14, 2015, 05:50:18 AM
Somewhere between a pullet and a young laying hen.