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Title: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: Woolly Bugger on March 31, 2012, 07:56:59 AM
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Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: benben reincarnated on March 31, 2012, 08:51:51 AM
have fun, but yeah... {S;



Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: Transylwader on March 31, 2012, 09:23:25 AM
Socks and I got wee'd on by mothernature yesterday. Fuck the lot of you...
Ass wholes >:D
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: tomato can on March 31, 2012, 11:52:48 AM
Arkansas I hope you catch some monsters.  Someday I will have to tell my story about Arkansas; it involved goats, two mobile homes, the marines, an across the US road trip, wild mountain honey and on oak tree that crashed through the roof of the mobile homes.   Maybe the only time I have ever evidenced any common sense.  Long long time ago.
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: troutphisher on March 31, 2012, 16:05:04 PM
I wish I could have made the trip, but I did one better!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm back in the land of the living!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: blue ridge angler on March 31, 2012, 16:22:14 PM
You all suck..







Big time..
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: Woolly Bugger on March 31, 2012, 21:49:00 PM




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Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: sheepfly on April 01, 2012, 10:11:22 AM
Those cookie cutter sixteen inch stocked rainbows will kill a Rebel crawdad plug down there.  It makes for clumsy casting on a 4wt.  The wild browns love marshmallow and peanut butter on a treble hook. Any night time streamer fishing gonna happen?
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: Woolly Bugger on April 03, 2012, 08:57:44 AM


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good times despite the low numbers of fish caught...


Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: Holmes on April 03, 2012, 09:05:20 AM
Good times... ;D
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: kylemc on April 03, 2012, 14:26:04 PM
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Greedy lil bastard..

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Lost our bearings...
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Here, let me put you on some fish Skanky..

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Well done sir...Let me get that for ya...

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Now you row..my turn..

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Nice cutt...
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Damn I need a drink...

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Here is looking at you kid!

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Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: Grannyknot on April 03, 2012, 15:15:50 PM
Quote from: kylemc on April 03, 2012, 14:26:04 PM
Here is looking at you kid!

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Might as well keep that eye shut Kyle.....shit will make you go blind.
Don't they sell red bull & that deer blood likker out in arky?
Hope you are enjoying those fancy rods.
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: kylemc on April 03, 2012, 15:37:22 PM
I trust that. It is mine. There were considerable amounts of buck blud and red bull cosumed as well.

As for the rods I stole from Allen. The Bank Robber is the shit! I through a 9' 6wt with an intermediate 7wt line on it. Well, I got a chubby. I could have 20' of line out with a wiggle minner on it and it ripped it out of the water like nothing. Then, well, It wasn't a massive erection, it was the pleats in the pants that made it look that way. I'm taking them back to the pants store right now.
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: Holmes on April 03, 2012, 19:23:55 PM
Swillin off the ol' jug... hope that shit was at least double distilled and well filtered.. -0-
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: blue ridge angler on April 03, 2012, 20:00:17 PM
I hate myself for not being there this time.. :'(
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: glassfisher on April 03, 2012, 20:28:33 PM
Damn, I saw more pictures of turtles than fish.  What were the turtles hittin?
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: Woolly Bugger on April 03, 2012, 21:41:47 PM
first day back of the boat fished the 6 wt. with 200 grain for most of the day, was on the sticks for three hours, then went to the 8 wt with a 450 grain, but still skunked from the back of the boat, water was up all 8 units were running 24,900 cfs which is max.

next day, different river, front of the boat, got some follows and a bump, then on the sticks for the second half of the float. Peter boated one, LDR another, Rick in the front of the boat had two blow up on the fly but no solid hook ups...

-+; -+; -+; -+;

turtles were on the move, PeterT stopped to 'rescue' them... they are easier to catch than trouts...

driving back from the river we spied this:

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Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: ctchrelz on April 03, 2012, 22:06:04 PM
Quote from: SBeane on April 03, 2012, 12:57:03 PM
Nice...

How'd you get to fish with Michael Moore??
Quote from: Woolly Bugger on April 03, 2012, 08:57:44 AM


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Do I know you?
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: Transylwader on April 03, 2012, 22:10:03 PM
Jesus, what a fucking shit sandwich!. Arky showed Cackolack Contingent who's boss. Makes you want to wade fish the Douche when Daniel, Shuck and Right hand fork are running at the same width as the humble hole :laugh:
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: ctchrelz on April 04, 2012, 19:43:32 PM
you know what dude, it is offensive. There are about 5 guys on this board that can get away with that crack and you aint one of them.

I was going to get all pissy and start a war, but I'm too tired for that, so no problem.

Stay gold.
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: snagaluffaguss on April 04, 2012, 20:01:07 PM
Quote from: SBeane on April 04, 2012, 19:58:38 PM
Quote from: ctchrelz on April 04, 2012, 19:43:32 PM
you know what dude, it is offensive. There are about 5 guys on this board that can get away with that crack and you aint one of them.

I was going to get all pissy and start a war, but I'm too tired for that, so no problem.

Stay gold.

Give me a fuckin' break. If you can't take someone pointing out your celeb look-alike, you need to clean the sand out of your vagina. Hell, Mclovin' has embraced it and his seems like it would be a lot more offensive.


Hey this gives me an Idea

Check SOTD
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: blue ridge angler on April 04, 2012, 20:12:27 PM
Ctchrelz is cooler than Michael Moore..And is down for breaking and entering just to have a dry place to eat lunch and drink a beer..
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: kylemc on April 04, 2012, 23:31:19 PM
Quote from: blue ridge angler on April 04, 2012, 20:12:27 PM
Ctchrelz is cooler than Michael Moore..And is down for breaking and entering just t

o have a dry place to eat lunch and drink a beer..

Word Buddy!  You fucks with 2wt. Hiking is cool and all. I 40 years plus! I chase big fish! Throw off on ctcz fu k ctzh Fuck...Peter! You have crossed me. Its just fishing!


I remember my first beer!  Pussies!
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: kylemc on April 05, 2012, 08:29:40 AM
I love reading my drunken rants the next day. Good times.
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: snagaluffaguss on April 05, 2012, 08:31:48 AM
Quote from: kylemc on April 05, 2012, 08:29:40 AM
I love reading my drunken rants the next day. Good times.

me too  :laugh:

'c;
Title: Re: Greetings from Arkansas!
Post by: phlyfisher on April 05, 2012, 11:35:44 AM
Quote from: SBeane on April 04, 2012, 19:58:38 PM
Quote from: ctchrelz on April 04, 2012, 19:43:32 PM
you know what dude, it is offensive. There are about 5 guys on this board that can get away with that crack and you aint one of them.

I was going to get all pissy and start a war, but I'm too tired for that, so no problem.

Stay gold.

Give me a fuckin' break. If you can't take someone pointing out your celeb look-alike, you need to clean the sand out of your vagina. Hell, Mclovin' has embraced it and his seems like it would be a lot more offensive.

chick chicka... damn hollywood and there great taste in choosing actors for roles. im pretty sure mclovin's character was based off of my life. a serious of twists and turns to buying alchohol with fake ID's (chika chicka) and almost getting it in with freckly gingers but being stopped short on a textbook cock block...yep, shits definitely based on meh life. so please fire away with the mclovins, that name will probably follow me to the grave. im ok with it because mclovin is a bad ass  p;-

Micheal Moore, not so much...sandy vagina? naw dood hes probably got it all up in them crevices and folds. i mean wouldnt you be mad if you couldnt go to the beach without getting sand in all your folds? (and vagina) i can see why you would be hesitant to be dubbed as a MM look alike, plus a sandy vagina probably itches like a mother.  -0-