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Title: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: snagaluffaguss on August 12, 2011, 15:25:01 PM







Sara & Reynolds (http://vimeo.com/26854172)


Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Woolly Bugger on August 12, 2011, 19:43:19 PM
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Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Transylwader on August 14, 2011, 22:26:27 PM
 p;-
Does that fuck stick realize that once he gets married, he aint catching nuthing.
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Trout Maharishi on August 15, 2011, 00:14:52 AM
That guy ain't going to marry a girl, look at him, he a fudge packer -p-
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Gofisher on August 15, 2011, 09:25:41 AM
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what's with the Chinese?
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Woolly Bugger on August 15, 2011, 10:51:46 AM
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here ya go...

Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Stuart R. on August 15, 2011, 11:38:51 AM
The cartwheel at the end was my favorite part! -0-
STU
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: patrickm1587 on August 16, 2011, 18:51:51 PM
Can I have that 4 minutes and 43 seconds of my life back?
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Phil on August 16, 2011, 19:38:39 PM
Gawd, that was beautiful. I want one o' them fancy Orvis fish belts, spend a day looking into a fat girl's eyes, kissing her on the cheeks, holding up her dress around her fat ass in ankle deep water, and carefully stringing up an Orvis Helios rod to catch a measly little panfish. Yessireee bob.  -0-
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Gofisher on August 18, 2011, 09:34:05 AM
Quote from: Woolly Bugger on August 15, 2011, 10:51:46 AM
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here ya go...

Gracias amigo.
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Get Bent on August 18, 2011, 09:55:04 AM
Quote from: Phil on August 16, 2011, 19:38:39 PM
Gawd, that was beautiful. I want one o' them fancy Orvis fish belts, spend a day looking into a fat girl's eyes, kissing her on the cheeks, holding up her dress around her fat ass in ankle deep water, and carefully stringing up an Orvis Helios rod to catch a measly little panfish. Yessireee bob.  -0-

What? You don't like the chubby chicks??? They need lovin too!
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Woolly Bugger on August 18, 2011, 10:32:28 AM
Quote from: Get Bent on August 18, 2011, 09:55:04 AM
Quote from: Phil on August 16, 2011, 19:38:39 PM
Gawd, that was beautiful. I want one o' them fancy Orvis fish belts, spend a day looking into a fat girl's eyes, kissing her on the cheeks, holding up her dress around her fat ass in ankle deep water, and carefully stringing up an Orvis Helios rod to catch a measly little panfish. Yessireee bob.  -0-

What? You don't like the chubby chicks??? They need lovin too!

that chick was chubby? do you have an astigmatism?
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Get Bent on August 19, 2011, 18:23:46 PM
Quote from: Woolly Bugger on August 18, 2011, 10:32:28 AM
Quote from: Get Bent on August 18, 2011, 09:55:04 AM
Quote from: Phil on August 16, 2011, 19:38:39 PM
Gawd, that was beautiful. I want one o' them fancy Orvis fish belts, spend a day looking into a fat girl's eyes, kissing her on the cheeks, holding up her dress around her fat ass in ankle deep water, and carefully stringing up an Orvis Helios rod to catch a measly little panfish. Yessireee bob.  -0-

What? You don't like the chubby chicks??? They need lovin too!

that chick was chubby? do you have an astigmatism?

No she wasn't Chubby, but Phil definitely thought she was. She was more on the big boned side! I'd still hit it though..... -0-
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: patrickm1587 on August 19, 2011, 20:47:42 PM
I wouldn't even begin to consider that girl "big boned". This is what I think is so fucking stupid about modeling and all that bullshit. Women have to be a 0 or a fucking negative something to model. I think the girl in that video is a normal size... I hate a skinny little bitch.
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Trout Maharishi on August 19, 2011, 20:56:38 PM
I know what kind you like Patty ;D
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Phil on August 19, 2011, 21:32:10 PM
Quote from: Woolly Bugger on August 18, 2011, 10:32:28 AM

that chick was chubby? do you have an astigmatism?

No, actually. I have one good eye and a glass one, but just flat don't care for fat chicks. Not that there's anything wrong with the chubby ones.....
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Transylwader on August 19, 2011, 21:34:26 PM
Quote from: Phil on August 19, 2011, 21:32:10 PM
Quote from: Woolly Bugger on August 18, 2011, 10:32:28 AM

that chick was chubby? do you have an astigmatism?

No, actually. I have one good eye and a glass one, but just flat don't care for fat chicks. Not that there's anything wrong with the chubby ones.....
Phil GTFO
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Phil on August 19, 2011, 21:45:38 PM
I doan theenk so, Tranny. Have a nice day.  Really. I mean it.  :)
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: snagaluffaguss on August 19, 2011, 23:04:07 PM
Quote from: Transylwader on August 19, 2011, 21:34:26 PM
GTFO

Gonna Try Fucking Orcas?

Good Time For Okra?

Gay Tranny Fucks Ogres?

Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: patrickm1587 on August 19, 2011, 23:21:52 PM
Quote from: Trout Maharishi on August 19, 2011, 20:56:38 PM
I know what kind you like Patty ;D

Helllllls yeah you know what kind I like!!!
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Transylwader on August 19, 2011, 23:24:03 PM
Y'all would fit in Hengland, budding St George Dragon slayers...
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Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: trout4ever on August 20, 2011, 17:59:21 PM
Trout M,

That is way fuked up! No fair bringing in the Golden Corral gurls in this! :o
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Transylwader on August 20, 2011, 18:06:09 PM
Quote from: snagaluffaguss on August 19, 2011, 23:04:07 PM
Quote from: Transylwader on August 19, 2011, 21:34:26 PM
GTFO

Gonna Try Fucking Orcas?

Good Time For Okra?

Gay Tranny Fucks Ogres?
Simple Mountain tool:
Go Try Fight Obesity
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: snagaluffaguss on August 20, 2011, 18:19:59 PM
Quote from: Transylwader on August 20, 2011, 18:06:09 PM
Quote from: snagaluffaguss on August 19, 2011, 23:04:07 PM
Quote from: Transylwader on August 19, 2011, 21:34:26 PM
GTFO

Gonna Try Fucking Orcas?

Good Time For Okra?

Gay Tranny Fucks Ogres?
Simple Mountain tool:
Go Try Fight Obesity

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

unwinnable battle

youll fix stupid first
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Transylwader on August 20, 2011, 18:42:04 PM
You be ending up like dis here running dat mouf beeiotch >:D
http://youtu.be/OLC_IRJUc04 (http://youtu.be/OLC_IRJUc04)
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: snagaluffaguss on August 20, 2011, 23:24:50 PM
Quote from: Transylwader on August 20, 2011, 18:42:04 PM
You be ending up like dis here running dat mouf beeiotch >:D
http://youtu.be/OLC_IRJUc04 (http://youtu.be/OLC_IRJUc04)

:laugh:

Fair enough Pommy

Just keep in mind that that's mostly stale leftover Pikey blood flowing through my viens, with a dose of drunk injun tossed in.

not gonna be as easy as sucker punching Beyonce


Snatch - Boxing fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT_pS_4OO7E#)

Hey isnt that that same fucker from that fly fishing movie?
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Transylwader on August 21, 2011, 07:40:20 AM
As the Geico lizard says, oh dear oh dear oh dear. Pikey? You should be so lucky to know the details. I will have you shipped to Limey land and see how you fair. Pommy? Incorrect. Those are POME's (Prisoner of Mother England, and that is used to denote Australians. Before the beating,you will learn you facts and then some...
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: cypresstrout on August 21, 2011, 11:05:51 AM
"Pikey blood "  What the heck is that?  You are part fish?
Title: Re: New Orvis Commerical
Post by: Holmes on August 21, 2011, 11:40:29 AM
Damn tranny, thats quite the heffer :-X