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Fly Fishing BS => The Gravel Bar => Bash a newb ... => Topic started by: Mr. Don on February 01, 2015, 11:17:21 AM

Title: newbert
Post by: Mr. Don on February 01, 2015, 11:17:21 AM
Blame bullship. I came to see his superior step by step and the forum made me sign up to see teh pictures.  I love dancing wookies. d:b






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Title: Re: newbert
Post by: bullship on February 01, 2015, 11:21:52 AM
That was one of the best intros I've seen here, honestly.
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Mr. Don on February 01, 2015, 11:40:07 AM
Quote from: steelrain202 on February 01, 2015, 11:18:31 AM
failure at the highest level

Canoe under da snow and turds above. That says a lot about my life these days. Only 30 weeks till spring.  d:b
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Mr. Don on February 01, 2015, 12:41:14 PM
In winter the turds are easy to pick up. Hard as rocks they are. d:b
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Jfey on February 01, 2015, 13:35:48 PM
Bully left the door open.  Probably another damn Yinzer.    p;- d:b
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: benben reincarnated on February 01, 2015, 14:40:32 PM
Bully's choice in friends is questionable, at best.

Welcome aboard. 
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Jfey on February 01, 2015, 15:35:41 PM
Bully has friends? 
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: bullship on February 01, 2015, 15:36:33 PM
No. I did. But I shaved my face and now everyone thinks I'm an axe murderer
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: ruttness on February 01, 2015, 16:06:46 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on February 01, 2015, 15:52:24 PM


I shall send you the primantis sandwich and IC light via social media.

why you gotta bring up the primantis, like when someone asks if i like cheesesteaks cause im from philly. shut the fuck up i try and forget that shit so im not hungry for it. most food here sucks. id murder for a good slice of pie
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: bullship on February 01, 2015, 16:09:14 PM
You guys are fucking clueless
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: ruttness on February 01, 2015, 16:17:09 PM
Quote from: bullship on February 01, 2015, 16:09:14 PM
You guys are fucking clueless

this coming from the chick that just admitted she shaved her face
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: bullship on February 01, 2015, 16:42:58 PM
All I know about mr don is that he was/is involved in the greatest fly swap ever
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Jfey on February 01, 2015, 17:23:46 PM
Primanti's are amazing.   I grew up right next door, but I only visit. PA when I have to. I don't trust a place where you can't conveniently buy beer.
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Transylwader on February 01, 2015, 17:32:37 PM
A pengweens fan? Yes, yes?
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: ruttness on February 01, 2015, 18:57:43 PM
I saw they started carrying beer in some grocery stores when I was up in August I guess that's a start.
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Mr. Don on February 01, 2015, 19:22:47 PM
WTF. I thought PBR was the official FF beer?
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Mr. Don on February 01, 2015, 19:32:47 PM
You Southern people crack me up.  d:b
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: ruttness on February 01, 2015, 20:13:35 PM

Quote from: troutfanatic on February 01, 2015, 20:04:26 PM
Quote from: Mr. Don on February 01, 2015, 19:32:47 PM
You Southern people crack me up.  d:b

I'm about as southern as Canada.

Same
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: overbrook on February 01, 2015, 22:54:40 PM
Fuck all the wanna be's...welcome Mr.Don.
Class this shithole up a little and post some flyties every now and then.
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Mr. Don on February 02, 2015, 14:37:54 PM
I got sent home cause of the snow today. All my turds are covered.

Thanks for the warn greetings. I was just going to check out Bullships sbs and leave but I kinda like this place. You have the worlds best smileys. A dancing wookie and a banana wacking Zeus. Good stuff.

I have family in NC and have been down the last 2 Novemeberers. Can I fish in NC in November?

Beautiful state from what I have seen. I went over to Maggie Valley and looked at the Harleys once.

I am a trout weenie. I can cast a good 20-25 feet with the wind at my back. I am learning to single haul and I was once able to mend without falling in the river. 

I live in Maine where there are no fish.  d:b
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: croaker on February 02, 2015, 18:42:02 PM
Nothing wrong with havin' another Don around here  y;

Welcome aboard!

Quote from: Mr. Don on February 02, 2015, 14:37:54 PM
I have family in NC and have been down the last 2 Novemeberers. Can I fish in NC in November?

Beautiful state from what I have seen. I went over to Maggie Valley and looked at the Harleys once.

Hell yes, Nov. 'round Maggie valley and Cherokee can be very good...
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: overbrook on February 02, 2015, 18:53:38 PM
Or drive a little further south and let Don and I take ya smallie fishin.    d:b d:b d:b
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: ptfranze on February 04, 2015, 08:42:45 AM
Quote from: Mr. Don on February 02, 2015, 14:37:54 PM
I got sent home cause of the snow today. All my turds are covered.

Thanks for the warn greetings. I was just going to check out Bullships sbs and leave but I kinda like this place. You have the worlds best smileys. A dancing wookie and a banana wacking Zeus. Good stuff.

I have family in NC and have been down the last 2 Novemeberers. Can I fish in NC in November?

Beautiful state from what I have seen. I went over to Maggie Valley and looked at the Harleys once.

I am a trout weenie. I can cast a good 20-25 feet with the wind at my back. I am learning to single haul and I was once able to mend without falling in the river. 

I live in Maine where there are no fish.  d:b


You can fish in NC anytime of the year as long as you have time to get to the water.  But yes fishing in November is pretty good. 

Welcome
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Stone-Man on February 04, 2015, 21:19:17 PM
I think that Bully picked up this dude on one of his stops at the Alien Mother Ship when he was warped off on Yeager Blood with Kyle  :o

Stone-Man Back Under Ground
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: bullship on February 04, 2015, 21:27:23 PM
Maybe
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: raz on February 05, 2015, 09:55:08 AM
mmmm primantis.  going to michaels pizza bar in the south side tonight.  any a yinz been there?
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Mr. Don on February 05, 2015, 19:30:22 PM
What the fuck is a yinz?
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: ruttness on February 05, 2015, 19:39:21 PM
You's,you guys, y'all, yinz  depends where your from
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Dougfish on February 05, 2015, 19:55:00 PM
Pits burgh centric mofos.

Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Mr. Don on February 05, 2015, 20:18:28 PM
QuotePits burgh centric mofos
.

Up here we call 'em "whine ass Steelers fans".  d:b
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Jfey on February 05, 2015, 20:22:30 PM
Quote from: Mr. Don on February 05, 2015, 20:18:28 PM
QuotePits burgh centric mofos
.

Up here we call 'em "whine ass Steelers fans".  d:b

They call  them that pretty much everywhere -0-
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Jfey on February 05, 2015, 21:50:09 PM
Quote from: troutfanatic on February 05, 2015, 21:03:42 PM
Ha!

Yeah sure you're right... unless you are:

a. Seahacks fan
b. Dallas fan
c. Greenbay fan
d. Denver fan
e. Butt-e-more fan


I'm a loyal Browns fan, so I never miss a chance to take a shot at the Steelers... I realize that I have little to no legs to stand on since we never(except this year) ever win against the Steelers or really any team for that matter.
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: ruttness on February 05, 2015, 22:20:10 PM
I'm a fan of the other PA team. Funny we don't hate the steelers much but I guess most of that energy goes towards hating Dallas. But just like Cleveland we rarely win

We also say yous guys and not yinz.

Mr. Don what part of Maine are you in 
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: bmadd on February 06, 2015, 07:40:59 AM
Titans fan and hate the Steelers from when they were a division rival. Glad to have LeBeau though.
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Transylwader on February 06, 2015, 08:29:41 AM
The only thang PA has going for it is the Russian Mafia run tackle shop in Erie.
In the thickest Vladimir Putin accent:
"Olga, git me two dorzen pink krishtal meth and five dozen iegg sek for tourist"
RaZ told me to shut up and not laugh. Fuck that guy too.
And also, fuck Uncle Fucker and his fag campground on Elk River.
That is all p;-
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: raz on February 06, 2015, 09:17:11 AM
Quote from: Transylwader on February 06, 2015, 08:29:41 AM
The only thang PA has going for it is the Russian Mafia run tackle shop in Erie.
In the thickest Vladimir Putin accent:
"Olga, git me two dorzen pink krishtal meth and five dozen iegg sek for tourist"
RaZ told me to shut up and not laugh. Fuck that guy too.
And also, fuck Uncle Fucker and his fag campground on Elk River.
That is all p;-

those guys are terrifying.  the police dont fuck w them.
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Transylwader on February 06, 2015, 11:48:20 AM
Quote from: raz on February 06, 2015, 09:17:11 AM
those guys are terrifying.  the police dont fuck w them.
Rumours bray. What's terrifying are libtards and hipsters. They are spreading like a disease and running the planet into the fucking ground!
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: raz on February 06, 2015, 11:51:06 AM
i wish they were indeed rumors.  they're stabby people...  us polecats should know.
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Transylwader on February 06, 2015, 11:58:51 AM
Quote from: raz on February 06, 2015, 11:51:06 AM
stabby people...  us polecats should know.
No shit...paging Steelrain
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Transylwader on February 06, 2015, 13:46:49 PM
Quote from: steelrain202 on February 06, 2015, 12:10:01 PM
Russians or libtards and hipsters? Fuck em all
You really don't like them Russians... Too bad Operation Barbarrossa failed. This world would be a really different place for real.
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: Mr. Don on February 06, 2015, 16:50:43 PM
Quote from: ruttness on February 05, 2015, 22:20:10 PM
I'm a fan of the other PA team. Funny we don't hate the steelers much but I guess most of that energy goes towards hating Dallas. But just like Cleveland we rarely win

We also say yous guys and not yinz.

Mr. Don what part of Maine are you in

Central Maine. Just north of Waterville.

For the record I am a life long Dallas Cowboys fan. Suck it haters.  d:b
Title: Re: newbert
Post by: raz on February 06, 2015, 17:51:25 PM
Quote from: steelrain202 on February 06, 2015, 17:16:34 PM
Quote from: Transylwader on February 06, 2015, 13:46:49 PM
Quote from: steelrain202 on February 06, 2015, 12:10:01 PM
Russians or libtards and hipsters? Fuck em all
You really don't like them Russians... Too bad Operation Barbarrossa failed. This world would be a really different place for real.
I dislike liberals and hipsters even more

darn it, i got us matching bday thick framed glasses and skinny legged jeans...   y;