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Fly Fishing BS => The Gravel Bar => Bash a newb ... => Topic started by: NotsoroyalWulff on January 12, 2016, 20:19:51 PM

Title: Let me clear my throat
Post by: NotsoroyalWulff on January 12, 2016, 20:19:51 PM
Okay so as with all things I'm doing this bassackwards and this isn't my first post soooo.....

Married white male, 33, 5' 9", brown hair..... Sorry wrong site.

I've lived in Wilson my whole life and mainly fished here and from ocrakoke to Beaufort. Saltwater is great but when puppy drum became redfish I kinda started getting out with it. As a kid, my uncle lived in Hendersonville and he and my dad fished all over the mountains with me in tow. Now that there's too many people at the beach I think I'll head back to the mountains and contribute to effing that up for everyone else. Seriously though, I really miss trout fishing and I'm going back at it hard this year. So if you see a guy in the pisgah, alone, and cursing the water, that could be me.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: revfox on January 13, 2016, 10:03:45 AM
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: NotsoroyalWulff on January 13, 2016, 10:21:20 AM
Oh is that what it takes? Then according to my wife I should be the damn charter member.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: bamafisher on January 13, 2016, 10:28:38 AM
Did you ever fish a little further south around Morehead City and Swansboro? Thats my old stomping grounds, I lived on EI and fished around that area. Near Ocracoke is Piney Island, if you ever were out on the water at night you probably saw us shooting at the range there. I'm pretty sure it would badass to see from the water.  V:;
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: NotsoroyalWulff on January 13, 2016, 11:42:19 AM
I've never seen it at night but I've seen them flying over during the day. I fished a lot at drum inlet, which is right around the marine outlying field Atlantic. More head is about as far south as I usually go but have fished bear inlet some.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Dougfish on January 13, 2016, 12:20:17 PM
 pn?
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: JWJ on January 13, 2016, 12:24:17 PM
Quote from: Dougfish on January 13, 2016, 12:20:17 PM
pn?

yup
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Jfey on January 13, 2016, 12:27:46 PM
Quote from: revfox on January 13, 2016, 10:03:45 AM
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.

No rules against being an asshole... just an asshat.   Big difference.

For example:

This is possibly the worst intro ever.  Look at what others have done and try again.   Give a little effort or go away.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: NotsoroyalWulff on January 13, 2016, 12:39:55 PM
Alright alright. I'm working on it. I'm technologically challenged but they're coming. I bet you visually stimulated fuckers leave the lights on too.

And that was the hole not hat correct?
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Da Heisenberg on January 13, 2016, 14:18:28 PM
Quote from: revfox on January 13, 2016, 10:03:45 AM
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.

No worries preacher man. A few of the biggest assholes quit because they were outassholed by others. Don't fret, plenty of backbenchers and aspiring future assholes.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: RiverbumCO on January 13, 2016, 14:35:12 PM
I just want some half sister pics.

Not half a pic.

A whole pic of a fucking sister, or substitute something else since I don't know what your sister looks like.

Just don't fuck this up.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Jfey on January 13, 2016, 15:41:59 PM
Quote from: the_sculpinator on January 13, 2016, 14:18:28 PM
Quote from: revfox on January 13, 2016, 10:03:45 AM
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.

No worries preacher man. A few of the biggest assholes quit because they were outassholed by others. Don't fret, plenty of backbenchers and aspiring future assholes.

That's the nice thing about assholes, there is always a new group waiting for their turn.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Da Heisenberg on January 13, 2016, 16:33:58 PM
I bet a few of them "assholes" will be back soon enough. I don't know what them fellers did for a living, but they seemed to be logged in every time I'd check things on here, so I must assume they were on here 24-7.

I must admit, a couple of them posted some damn good TRs. I miss that.

Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: ptfranze on January 13, 2016, 16:34:26 PM
Quote from: Jfey on January 13, 2016, 15:41:59 PM
Quote from: the_sculpinator on January 13, 2016, 14:18:28 PM
Quote from: revfox on January 13, 2016, 10:03:45 AM
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.

No worries preacher man. A few of the biggest assholes quit because they were outassholed by others. Don't fret, plenty of backbenchers and aspiring future assholes.

That's the nice thing about assholes, there is always a new group waiting for their turn.


Quote from: RiverbumCO on January 12, 2016, 21:40:08 PM
  Even JFey approves, and hes a gay.

We talking about your weekends?   -+;
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Jfey on January 13, 2016, 17:23:51 PM
Quote from: ptfranze on January 13, 2016, 16:34:26 PM
Quote from: Jfey on January 13, 2016, 15:41:59 PM
Quote from: the_sculpinator on January 13, 2016, 14:18:28 PM
Quote from: revfox on January 13, 2016, 10:03:45 AM
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.

No worries preacher man. A few of the biggest assholes quit because they were outassholed by others. Don't fret, plenty of backbenchers and aspiring future assholes.

That's the nice thing about assholes, there is always a new group waiting for their turn.


Quote from: RiverbumCO on January 12, 2016, 21:40:08 PM
  Even JFey approves, and hes a gay.

We talking about your weekends?   -+;


Bum claims to be engaged, but I'm not sure anyone has seen his "fiance".
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Da Heisenberg on January 13, 2016, 17:39:22 PM
I may not be sure what you're implying, but chicks with dicks need pickle too.

Just not my pickle.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: RiverbumCO on January 13, 2016, 18:47:55 PM
Quote from: Jfey on January 13, 2016, 17:23:51 PM
Quote from: ptfranze on January 13, 2016, 16:34:26 PM
Quote from: Jfey on January 13, 2016, 15:41:59 PM
Quote from: the_sculpinator on January 13, 2016, 14:18:28 PM
Quote from: revfox on January 13, 2016, 10:03:45 AM
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.

No worries preacher man. A few of the biggest assholes quit because they were outassholed by others. Don't fret, plenty of backbenchers and aspiring future assholes.

That's the nice thing about assholes, there is always a new group waiting for their turn.


Quote from: RiverbumCO on January 12, 2016, 21:40:08 PM
  Even JFey approves, and hes a gay.

We talking about your weekends?   -+;


Bum claims to be engaged, but I'm not sure anyone has seen his "fiance".

Its my half sister. -+;
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Dougfish on January 13, 2016, 19:20:14 PM
High five!
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: bamafisher on January 13, 2016, 19:29:28 PM
This escalated quickly.....it was really difficult to type escalated with one hand
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: revfox on January 13, 2016, 19:47:35 PM
At least it's interesting
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: AAGoldsmith on January 14, 2016, 09:02:29 AM
Intros that resort to sister fucking comments....This could have been avoided if you just posted some fucking pictures.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: bamafisher on January 14, 2016, 09:11:37 AM
Or it may have gotten worse with actual pics of said sister  -+;
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: overbrook on February 02, 2016, 12:59:48 PM
Quote from: Jfey on January 13, 2016, 12:27:46 PM
Quote from: revfox on January 13, 2016, 10:03:45 AM
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.

No rules against being an asshole... just an asshat.   Big difference.

For example:

Overbrook is still allowed here.

Fixed
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: NotsoroyalWulff on April 06, 2016, 12:15:18 PM
Okay, so mea culpa on the posting and vanishing. I tried posting a few pics but it said they were too big so I'm going to have to get my wife to show me because frankly I looked like a monkey raping a banana trying to do it myself. I've started a new job and found out my first kiddo's on the way so I have a ton of fishing to cram between now and November.

And on that note.... Next weekend I'm going to venture forth on my first trip of the year. I'll be in the pisgah and hopefully on the 18th I'll have some good pics that I still can't effing figure out how to post.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: NotsoroyalWulff on April 06, 2016, 12:18:08 PM
Okay, so mea culpa on the posting and vanishing. I tried posting a few pics but it said they were too big so I'm going to have to get my wife to show me because frankly I looked like a monkey raping a banana trying to do it myself. I've started a new job and found out my first kiddo's on the way so I have a ton of fishing to cram between now and November.

And on that note.... Next weekend I'm going to venture forth on my first trip of the year. I'll be in the pisgah and hopefully on the 18th I'll have some good pics that I still can't effing figure out how to post.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: NotsoroyalWulff on April 06, 2016, 12:41:29 PM
How'd I post twice???? Monkey raping a banana.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Dougfish on April 06, 2016, 13:22:20 PM
 :laugh:

Old men who did not have a computer until they were in their 30's or later have figured this shit out.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: NotsoroyalWulff on April 06, 2016, 13:57:11 PM
No shit. That's what my wife reminds me. Constantly. Hell my 7 year old step son probably could.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Pansyman on April 06, 2016, 14:17:37 PM
Welcome. And come congrats on the young un. Now post fish porn or up skirt to show you are worthy
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Dougfish on April 06, 2016, 14:23:53 PM
http://www.brfff.com/forum/index.php/topic,3122.0.html (http://www.brfff.com/forum/index.php/topic,3122.0.html)

Required reading.
Get an Imgur account. You don't need to re-size images for this high tech forum.

Don't forget some tiddie action. (Esp. if your fish are all punes)

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Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Dee-Vo on April 06, 2016, 15:01:47 PM
Congratulations on the little one.

I guarantee your 7 year old knows more than you about this. Sorry.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on April 06, 2016, 16:52:04 PM
Quote from: Dougfish on April 06, 2016, 14:23:53 PM
http://www.brfff.com/forum/index.php/topic,3122.0.html (http://www.brfff.com/forum/index.php/topic,3122.0.html)

Required reading.

Bullshit!

These are required readings!  More will follow next week.

http://www.amazon.com/Real-Men-Dont-Eat-Quiche/dp/0671448315 (http://www.amazon.com/Real-Men-Dont-Eat-Quiche/dp/0671448315)

http://www.amazon.com/Lonesome-Dove-Novel-Larry-McMurtry/dp/1439195269/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1459979145&sr=1-1&keywords=lonesome+dove (http://www.amazon.com/Lonesome-Dove-Novel-Larry-McMurtry/dp/1439195269/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1459979145&sr=1-1&keywords=lonesome+dove)

http://www.amazon.com/Old-Man-Sea-Ernest-Hemingway/dp/0684801221/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1459979219&sr=1-1&keywords=old+man+and+the+sea (http://www.amazon.com/Old-Man-Sea-Ernest-Hemingway/dp/0684801221/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1459979219&sr=1-1&keywords=old+man+and+the+sea)

http://www.amazon.com/Assholes-Finish-First-Tucker-Max/dp/1439198691 (http://www.amazon.com/Assholes-Finish-First-Tucker-Max/dp/1439198691)
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: NotsoroyalWulff on April 06, 2016, 19:15:28 PM
https://imgur.com/a/RTUbr

Okay. I'm trying this. My dad and grandad, Davidson river, may 1988.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Woolly Bugger on April 06, 2016, 19:44:15 PM
Quote from: NotsoroyalWulff on April 06, 2016, 19:15:28 PM
http://imgur.com/a/RTUbr

Okay. I'm trying this. My dad and grandad, Davidson river, may 1988.


FAIL!

Like this!

[img]http://i.imgur.com/yHqXq9d.jpg[/img]

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Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: NotsoroyalWulff on April 06, 2016, 21:39:58 PM
Good man. I'm slow with this crap. I'll get it. Thanks for all the assistance guys.

Btw, that's one of my all time favorite pics. Glad you got it up.
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Woolly Bugger on April 06, 2016, 21:52:52 PM

Quote from: NotsoroyalWulff on April 06, 2016, 21:39:58 PM
. Glad you got it up.

That's what she said!
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: Da Heisenberg on April 06, 2016, 22:37:00 PM
exceptional
Title: Re: Let me clear my throat
Post by: NotsoroyalWulff on April 07, 2016, 07:10:50 AM
Quote from: Elvis on April 06, 2016, 22:37:00 PM
exceptional


That's what she said later.