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Fly Fishing Reports => Saltwater => Topic started by: flatlander on August 08, 2015, 20:17:07 PM

Title: Ok redfish aces
Post by: flatlander on August 08, 2015, 20:17:07 PM
I'm down here at the beach near Georgetown; I've got a canoe; and I may get a couple of hours from the family to sneak away on an incoming tide.  What should I be throwing?  Help a brother out.
Title: Re: Ok redfish aces
Post by: RiverbumCO on August 09, 2015, 07:01:21 AM
Sorry this just isn't a canoe-friendly forum.
Title: Re: Ok redfish aces
Post by: Dougfish on August 09, 2015, 07:12:57 AM
Quote from: RiverbumCO on August 09, 2015, 07:01:21 AM
Sorry this just isn't a canoe-friendly forum.

The only thing worse than a kayak to fly fish from. I want to see him double hauling the 9 wt in that.

PS: I don't know fish you call red. 
Title: Re: Ok redfish aces
Post by: Onslow on August 09, 2015, 07:35:35 AM
Jesus christ yall,  Archaic French cannot be mastered in one night, neither can throwing sink from a canoe or kayak.  And yes, one can cast standing up in a fucking canoe while floating down rapids if one bothers to put in a little time and effort.   Grow some dicks fuckos.
Title: Re: Ok redfish aces
Post by: RiverbumCO on August 09, 2015, 09:57:50 AM
I was kidding.  Not much sneakier than a canoe in the grass.   
Title: Re: Ok redfish aces
Post by: Dougfish on August 09, 2015, 10:38:14 AM
Quote from: Phallus in Wonderland on August 09, 2015, 07:35:35 AM
Jesus christ yall,  Archaic French cannot be mastered in one night, neither can throwing sink from a canoe or kayak.  And yes, one can cast standing up in a fucking canoe while floating down rapids if one bothers to put in a little time and effort.   Grow some dicks fuckos.

Didn't take long for you to take the bait.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Ok redfish aces
Post by: Onslow on August 09, 2015, 19:24:34 PM
Quote from: Dougfish on August 09, 2015, 10:38:14 AM
Quote from: Phallus in Wonderland on August 09, 2015, 07:35:35 AM
Jesus christ yall,  Archaic French cannot be mastered in one night, neither can throwing sink from a canoe or kayak.  And yes, one can cast standing up in a fucking canoe while floating down rapids if one bothers to put in a little time and effort.   Grow some dicks fuckos.

Didn't take long for you to take the bait.  :laugh:

I knew Eri(k) was being all cutesy.  Doug, I fail to comprehend why a noodle dick wanker like you would even bother comment on matters regarding brine.  Shit, I have no idea why I'm here either.  Irrepressible assholiness, I suppose p;-
Title: Re: Ok redfish aces
Post by: RiverbumCO on August 09, 2015, 19:44:56 PM
Edit:  I find it impossible to wank a noodly dick. (Personal wankage only)

Wheres the report Flatchest?
Title: Re: Ok redfish aces
Post by: Transylwader on August 10, 2015, 08:58:49 AM
In answering Flat's question, chuck root beer colored patterns.
If you make it to the surf, those donkeys will chew on white over chartreuse clousers.
Knowing your propensity to get in those toit back cricks in the marsh, I would also suggest orange marsh crabs
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The ole Razmataz will flat out fuck em up too.
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