New Blue Line

[Grannyknot]

I know from being a long-time reader of BRFFF that this place is overflowing with bullshiters and dumbshits. I ain't going anywhere.

Welcome Home.
One thing about us bullshiters and dumbshits is we knows em when we sees em.
You'll fit in quite nicely.

not stocked in several decades. There is a very healthy population of wild trout is this area.

I caught 6 or 7 16+inch trout out of the SAME hole

I fish 2-3 days a week and have caught over 500 fish this year

The stream was chock full of wild trout

I caught a 3lb 18inch bow

[_Fish_Pimp]

I know from being a long-time reader of BRFFF that this place is overflowing with bullshiters and dumbshits. I ain't going anywhere.

Welcome Home.
One thing about us bullshiters and dumbshits is we knows em when we sees em.
You'll fit in quite nicely.

not stocked in several decades. There is a very healthy population of wild trout is this area.

I caught 6 or 7 16+inch trout out of the SAME hole

I fish 2-3 days a week and have caught over 500 fish this year

The stream was chock full of wild trout

I caught a 3lb 18inch bow

^this is fantastic  bd;0

[kylemc]

You have purddy, girly hands.
Jus' sayin'

JANGALANG JANGALANG

Hey Scotty Potty

[AL trout bum]

JANGALANG JANGALANG

Hey Scotty Potty

You gunna eat cho cornbread?

[PisgahSpeck]

I've had a wtf look on my face for five minutes thinking what to say about that.  You need to just keep your hobbie of fishing on those damn fine blue lines of yours. 

[Stormin_Mormon_92]

caddiswampdickfuck PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR WAYS. i cant seem to catch any wild fish with anything i ever throw, you must be using secret DRO flies or you must be some kind of amazing tier since your on the river enough to catch 500+fish this year, thats insane  seeing up at app we catch 500 in about two weeks like omg  .
I dont always fly fish
but when i do, i rape the fuck out of a greenline  -0-

[Beetle]

BRFFF.  Where you get the help you need and the shit you deserve!

Now Beetle, who is a great guy, welcomed you proper, but he ain't exactly shooting straight when he says you will get the help you need.   If you seriously need help, be it personal, professional, recreational, or whatever, this ain't the place.  It is however overflowing with the yuk-factor.  And this medium does hold value if you are into exploring mental anarchy.

There is no need to jump to another location.  The only difference I can uncover between this place and that other place is the language, the chuckles, and the leaders, with this chief being only slightly more tolerable than the emperor at the other place.

Tighten your seat belt and enjoy the beautiful ride.

Let me clarify, the "shit you deserve" and "help you need" are the same thing.     

[Mudwall Gatewood 3.0]

i rape the fuck out of a greenline

There it is, back by unpopular demand, The Curse of the Weenie! 

What the heck is a greenline?  Only recently have I come to grips with the ludicrous idiom blueline.  Now we have greenline.  Oh, Mama, can this really be the end, to be stuck inside the children's sandbox, with the ripened blues again!

[snagaluffaguss]

i rape the fuck out of a greenline

There it is, back by unpopular demand, The Curse of the Weenie! 

What the heck is a greenline?  Only recently have I come to grips with the ludicrous idiom blueline.  Now we have greenline.  Oh, Mama, can this really be the end, to be stuck inside the children's sandbox, with the ripened blues again!

You will need a copy of NC Trout Maps to decode the secret language

http://www.ncwildstore.com/troutfismapb.html

or look at them on line for free here:  http://216.27.39.101/WebRedesign/Trout_Fishing_Maps.htm

here is the one for Transylvania:  http://216.27.39.101/Fishing/documents/Transylvania.pdf

notice the blue lines, red lines, green lines, checkered lines, etc.

the only exception is the term "brown line"  this does not refer to a regulation but rather a dirty, shity piece of water where carp and suckers are the main fare.

as always: "Your debutante just knows what you need, but I know what you want"

[snagaluffaguss]

you must be using secret DRO flies

Tell me more of these secret flies? 

[benben reincarnated]

here is the one for Transylvania:  http://216.27.39.101/Fishing/documents/Transylvania.pdf

notice the blue lines, red lines, green lines, checkered lines, etc.

checkered is the new blue. 

caddiswampdickfuck PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR WAYS. i cant seem to catch any wild fish with anything i ever throw, you must be using secret DRO flies or you must be some kind of amazing tier since your on the river enough to catch 500+fish this year, thats insane  seeing up at app we catch 500 in about two weeks like omg  .
I dont always fly fish
but when i do, i rape the fuck out of a greenline  -0-

Yeah, I thought everyone has well over 500 fish this year, nothing worth bragging about.  Hmmm.

[phlyfisher]

but when i do, i rape the fuck out of a greenline  -0-

stormindormant, giving whole new meanings to the term "trouser trout"
keep it in your pants bro 
please stick around, you drink lotsa beer and say swears i reckin we could use more of that  -0-
sign,
Mclovin

[Mudwall Gatewood 3.0]

Decoding secret language?  Nope, I ain't got the oomph.  Is there a secret decoder ring available? 

What is wrong with, I am catching lots of fish on stocked trout waters.

 

as always: "Your debutante just knows what you need, but I know what you want"

You are likely one of the few that gets it.

[Stormin_Mormon_92]

but when i do, i rape the fuck out of a greenline  -0-

stormindormant, giving whole new meanings to the term "trouser trout"
keep it in your pants bro 
please stick around, you drink lotsa beer and say swears i reckin we could use more of that  -0-
sign,
Mclovin

as always

you must be using secret DRO flies

Tell me more of these secret flies? 

snag dont you know we all use corn and bread with powerbait sprinkled on top, like an ice cream sundae

[snagaluffaguss]

snag dont you know we all use corn and bread with powerbait sprinkled on top, like an ice cream sundae

WE?

Do you mean like the "Royal we." You know the editorial...

and why are they called dro flies or is it dro-flies?

What is a dro?

Is that like a mix between "dude" and "bro?"

Like "what up dro?"