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Love and Happiness

Started by bullship, May 08, 2011, 13:53:34 PM

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bullship

May 08, 2011, 13:53:34 PM Last Edit: May 08, 2011, 14:27:15 PM by Woolly Bugger

Went to the last of my unmarried friends weddings this weekend. It's always a good time, and I appreciate the honor of being in a good friends wedding, but i think this was the 11th time I've rented a tux, so I hope the next one I'm in is my 4 month old sons. Beautiful spot with a nice 3ish acre pond full of some fat, stupid fish. I mostly split my time between the pond and the bar. I always end up as a wallflower anyway, so it was nice to have something to do while I avoided nonsensical drunken conversation.

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It's all shit, piss and bliss.

"This is the low rent district, and much like a trailer park, it doesn't attract the most upstanding citizens.
You can't piss in a mr coffee & get tasters choice."- Grannyknot

Woolly Bugger

it's like one of the credit card ads..

returning the tux with fishslime = priceless!

-0- -0- -0-

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!

me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.

My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

Rhody

My picture weighs more than your picture.
J.M.

Get Bent

I like how you take a rod to a wedding! Nice... You coming to the bake this week and weekend?????

Konichiwa Bitches!

bullship

I take a rod everywhere. I'm looking highly doubtful for the weekend. I might get over Sunday, but it's going to be a bitch to get things wrapped up this week and get moved in Friday/Saturday. The wife gave me a pass, but I can't very well leave her in a new house 30 minutes from nowhere stacked to the ceiling with boxes. I'll do my best.

I'll just tell the tux rental place that the fish slime is jiz. I'm sure they get that all the time.

It's all shit, piss and bliss.

"This is the low rent district, and much like a trailer park, it doesn't attract the most upstanding citizens.
You can't piss in a mr coffee & get tasters choice."- Grannyknot

OldDominionAngler

the tux looks clean to me.  well played bd;0

I've got at least three to attend this summer, now you've got me thinking...


blue ridge angler

I swore being in weddings off after the last one which was outdoors in 90 degree heat and I was a groomsman..

I will attend, but any suggestion that I be part of the procession will be met with hostility..

Good work on catching a few..very sly..


diaz dassie

Matt, that is 1st class my friend. Quality 'c;

I'm diggin the tux pic with a bluegill in hand. -0-


Jfey

Ditto on the tux pic.  Good stuff.   

Yup, going fishing

kylemc

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This is awesome!


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