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Holy one recon bust.....

Started by troutphisher, March 30, 2010, 20:31:30 PM

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While fishing today, I came across a shady character. He was cloaked in wrinkled skin, and moved clandestinely through the rocks, taking notes. I followed this underwater spy, tailing his every move, looking for signs that would give away his meaning.

Then it hit me, the holy one had sent out recon party to scout the streams, and find my secrete holes. So I moved in and trapped the fiend, soon after the interrogation ensued. It wasn't long before the Li'l bastard spilled his guts, one look from the big brown, and the fukker started to sing like a canary.

Holy one one of your recon members is being held at Git-mo, we are currently water boarding the infidel dog.....

You'll not be receiving any reports on my where abouts, nor my secrete holes.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.


I'm convinced he's throwin his line over the fences at the hatchery raceways. Then puts them in a fancy net and walks the 20 yards to the D to get creekside pics.  :police:
Quote from: Transylwader on June 03, 2011, 21:56:17 PM
The Davidson. It's full of wild fish.

Trout Chaser

March 30, 2010, 21:42:26 PM #2 Last Edit: March 30, 2010, 22:41:30 PM by Trout Chaser
Another fine report Karl.   Major sucakage fer sure 0--0


Trout Maharishi

Not to worry, I had FatAl implant a miniature GPS system in them boo-boo rods. ;) I know everywhere you have been 8) Even that strip joint beside Interstate 26 :police:
There's more B.S. in fly fishing than there is in a Kansas feedlot.

Lefty Kreh


I'm really starting to hate you... :(

Another great looking day 0--0

blue ridge angler

sooo thats what the one I saw was up to...great report as usual.. 0--0

diaz dassie

Quote from: troutphisher on March 30, 2010, 20:31:30 PM
It wasn't long before the Li'l bastard spilled his guts, one look from the big brown, and the fukker started to sing like a canary.
LMFAO!!! Ha ha TP, this is priceless!


  Nice report and great flick of the hellbender.
I've got a couple damn good small creek fish in my camera and will get them up in a few days.
Damn work if interfering with my Blue Quill bite  :( :(



Looks alot like the Holy One - only not as ... well fed
Stalk softly and carry a green stick.


Great Browns...that Hellbender looks like something out of a nightmare.  I caught one eating trout off my stringer once.  Evil looking thing.