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Started by FoulHook, January 09, 2010, 03:39:59 AM

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January 09, 2010, 03:39:59 AM Last Edit: January 30, 2010, 01:14:13 AM by FoulHook

Hey fellas. I just found this forum and signed up. I'm from Brevard, NC and fish the Brevard and Boone, NC areas.

I'll share some porn.
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It's a little cold to be on the river right now, but the bar works just fine as a replacement  0--0 Is it spring yet?
Quote from: Transylwader on June 03, 2011, 22:56:17 PM
The Davidson. It's full of wild fish.

Woolly Bugger

grow some whiskers, get a new reel and don't put trouts on rocks....

welcome anyways... you live were a lot of us would like to...
jis sayin'

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!

me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.

My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

Trout Maharishi

Next BFFF throw down is at foulplayeds' house! You know any fat women or midgets? Since you are new I'll fill you in on the fish porn thing. Fish porn should focus on fish, scenery, and hippie beer. Some exceptions can be made. If you look like a homeless person or you are a good looking female, you can show your face, btw "you got some pretty lips". If PBR is what you like to drink, then that's OK. Don't listen to Woowee, fish on the rocks is OK as long as they are still in the water. He just likes that artistic shit better than a photo of one thrown down somewhere. How the hell you gonna get the hook out of one if you don't put your foot on its head and pull on the leader and hook???

There's more B.S. in fly fishing than there is in a Kansas feedlot.

Lefty Kreh

jwgnc

Welcome - and good luck with the pics - I pic'd one on a wet sandy bank and generated about 50 responses. 

Stalk softly and carry a green stick.

peter p

Quote from: Trout Maharishi on January 09, 2010, 12:54:09 PM

How the hell you gonna get the hook out of one if you don't put your foot on its head and pull on the leader and hook???

Squeeze it very hard with both hands.  For extra credit, make sure your hands are dry.

Peter

Beetle

Welcome Foul Hook

Don't listen to these guys.  We love pics of trout out of water and people with rods in their mouths.   ::)

Carry on


Trout Maharishi

Quote from: Beetle on January 09, 2010, 13:47:13 PM

Welcome Foul Hook

Don't listen to these guys.  We love pics of trout out of water and people with rods in their mouths.   ::)

Carry on

You might like that kind of stuff, but I ain't putting no rod in my mouth :-X
There's more B.S. in fly fishing than there is in a Kansas feedlot.

Lefty Kreh

FoulHook

Didn't know them pics would cause such an uproar. I throwed all them fish back and none of the died, all swam away pretty quickly.

And that old rod and reel was my old old kit from when I was about 12.

And I always wet my hands before handling the fish and never squeeze the thing. I like fish, I don't try to kill them.

This one better?
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Sorry if my old rod and freshly shaven face offended you fellas.  :police:
Quote from: Transylwader on June 03, 2011, 22:56:17 PM
The Davidson. It's full of wild fish.

Trout Maharishi

January 09, 2010, 14:58:47 PM #8 Last Edit: January 09, 2010, 15:03:43 PM by Trout Maharishi

We like real women, ain't none of us gonna get any of that kinda kooze. You all right man, come on in ;hb BTW, pm me the type of flies you were using, don't tell the rest of these turds, they are all poachers dressed up like real fishermen.

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There's more B.S. in fly fishing than there is in a Kansas feedlot.

Lefty Kreh

jwgnc

Quote from: Trout Maharishi on January 09, 2010, 12:54:09 PM

If PBR is what you like to drink, then that's OK.

Shush TM - I don't think he's old enough

Stalk softly and carry a green stick.

FoulHook

Quote from: jwgnc on January 09, 2010, 15:03:29 PM

Quote from: Trout Maharishi on January 09, 2010, 12:54:09 PM

If PBR is what you like to drink, then that's OK.

Shush TM - I don't think he's old enough
It sure don't look like it, but I'm am 21. PBR ain't bad, but Budweiser is the best.

She'll do fine Trout Maharishi!

Quote from: Transylwader on June 03, 2011, 22:56:17 PM
The Davidson. It's full of wild fish.

Woolly Bugger

this is the best newb thread ever...

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!

me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.

My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

Get Bent

Konichiwa Bitches!

Rhody

check out her reel(s) on the second post

My picture weighs more than your picture.
J.M.

LivinOnTheFly

Welcome aboard!  0--0

Not at the table Carlos!


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