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Woolly Bugger

#30
December 04, 2009, 11:51:55 AM
ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!
me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.
My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

Trout Maharishi

#31
December 04, 2009, 12:00:00 PM
"We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing."
― Charles Bukowski

cypresstrout

#32
December 08, 2009, 13:17:34 PM
I was listening to a sports show on the radio last night and two guys were talking about Tiger.  One of them commented that when Tiger was one stroke ahead on the final nine at the Masters no one would be thinking about his present difficulties.  I beg to differ.  I will be thinking about his wife chasing him down their driveway wielding a golf club. >:D

Al

#33
December 12, 2009, 13:11:11 PM Last Edit: December 12, 2009, 13:13:12 PM by Al
Fox News and CNN have reported that Elin Nordegren Woods moved to the top of the money list on the PGA Tour yesterday after 'beating' the world's number one golfer. The news came after the world's number one golfer inadvertently played several wrong holes...  :o 

LivinOnTheFly

#34
December 14, 2009, 12:04:34 PM
Not at the table Carlos!

Woolly Bugger

#35
December 14, 2009, 21:10:41 PM
 ;D
ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!
me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.
My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

Trout Maharishi

#36
December 14, 2009, 21:14:20 PM
This just keeps getting better and better. I wish I was his wingman so I could pick up some of he leftovers >:D :angel:
"We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing."
― Charles Bukowski

flynhokies

#37
December 15, 2009, 00:07:32 AM
Quote from: Trout Maharishi on December 14, 2009, 21:14:20 PM
This just keeps getting better and better. I wish I was his wingman so I could pick up some of he leftovers >:D :angel:

seconds?...yes please! ;D
"The richness I achieve comes from Nature, the source of my inspiration."
-Claude Monet

5xTippett

#38
December 15, 2009, 13:30:36 PM
I just heard on the news that he was involved with a Canadian doctor who prescribed performance enhancing drugs to some professional athletes.  It is going from bad to worse.  Also, I heard that one of his girlfriends was a porn star! ???  That is a good way to catch something that would scare the He** out of penicillan.  He was either a lot dumber than everyone thought or he has lost his mind.

Oldman

#39
December 15, 2009, 14:39:25 PM
Its obvious he was letting the other head do his thinking.

leakywaders

#40
December 16, 2009, 09:33:35 AM
the real question now is how in the hell did he get so good at golf?  he obviously never had time to practice.

Red-Ass

#41
December 16, 2009, 10:29:29 AM
Also, I heard that one of his girlfriends was a porn star!   That is a good way to catch something that would scare the He** out of penicillan.

At least the Porn Star gets tested on a regular basis?  The other whores scare me a little more.  From an interview I heard from one of the bitches, apparently Tiger now known as the "CHEET-AH" is quite the porn star himself?  He could bang that ass all night long leaving the girls in pain. ;hb

Woolly Bugger

#42
December 16, 2009, 17:22:59 PM
ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!
me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.
My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

troutphisher

#43
December 16, 2009, 17:34:20 PM Last Edit: December 16, 2009, 17:40:22 PM by troutphisher
Turd,
Are you following this thread?????????????

WTF....No racist retort?

THIS IS A "BLACKMAN" THEY ARE CRITICIZING!!!!!!!!

WAKE THE FUCK UP MAN !

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.

Woolly Bugger

#44
December 16, 2009, 19:16:30 PM
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?








Santa stops after three ho's.
ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!
me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.
My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!
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