Happy Thanksgiving

[Woolly Bugger]

The traveling salesman was strolling down the country lane, and when he passed a turkey farm he noticed a THREE legged turkey!
  As the farmer was near, he walked over and inquired about the bird, and why it has three legs.
  "Well" says the farmer, "it's like this. On Thanksgiving, I like a drumstick, my wife wants a drumstick, and my boy wants a drumstick. This always causes a big fight, so I bred and developed a three legged turkey, and now there is peace at the dinner table!"
  "That's very clever." the salesman says, " but do they taste good?"
  "I don't know" replies the farmer..
      "I CANT CATCH HIM!!!"
  GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GOBBLE
   Happy Thanksgiving, All!!