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Started by Woolly Bugger, December 20, 2018, 19:16:18 PM

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Woolly Bugger

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!

me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.

My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

Mudwall Gatewood 3.0

Most of the metrics are in decline since 2016.  Let me ponder; what else happened that year?

"Enjoy every sandwich."  Warren Zevon

Dougfish

December 20, 2018, 20:42:33 PM #2 Last Edit: December 20, 2018, 20:57:07 PM by Dougfish

Lots of folks peeking, not many posting reports or posts.  :;!
This is a participation sport (forum), you fuckers!  n!n

:banana-fu:   {S;

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? " -Oddball, 1970

"I don't wanna go to hell,
But if I do,
It'll be 'cause of you..."
Strange Desire, The Black Keys, 2006

Beetle

Quote from: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on December 20, 2018, 20:28:54 PM

Most of the metrics are in decline since 2016.  Let me ponder; what else happened that year?

I know.    The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 recall.   


Mudwall Gatewood 3.0

Quote from: Beetle on December 20, 2018, 20:53:10 PM

Quote from: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on December 20, 2018, 20:28:54 PM

Most of the metrics are in decline since 2016.  Let me ponder; what else happened that year?

I know.    The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 recall.

Nope.  Shit fire, it is obvious!  Early 2016 this forum was identified as a soft target, a Trump-supporting horde of buffoons, and was hacked by the Russki rule.  New members, topics, posts  --- all squelched!!!   Was there collusion between the Russians and our forum leaders?

"Enjoy every sandwich."  Warren Zevon

driver

Didn't you say someone offered to buy the forum? New boat. Jissayin


Pansyman

You can lead a horticulture<br />but you can't make her think.<br /><br />Only users lose weed.

Woolly Bugger


Quote from: driver on December 20, 2018, 21:47:24 PM

Didn't you say someone offered to buy the forum? New boat. Jissayin

never heard back...

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!

me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.

My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

Big J

Forums seem to be dying in general.  Social media has really taken a bite out of the good forum days.  That and I think everyone here has pissed off one and another at some point in time.


Woolly Bugger

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!

me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.

My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

Mudwall Gatewood 3.0

Quote from: Woolly Bugger on December 21, 2018, 11:31:46 AM

Google analytics are depressing too... here is year over year stats...

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I was sure "bounce rate" was a Kama Sutra term, and a rising bounce rate was surely a positive event.  I discovered, after looking it up, I was mistaken.

"a rising bounce rate is a sure sign that your homepage is boring or off-putting"

Add a political or religion or porn or climate change or LGBT or mountain lion or immigration or all of the above as boards – no more boring or off-putting.

"Enjoy every sandwich."  Warren Zevon

Woolly Bugger

Well I'm glad you got that sorted out! But you're more than welcome to use bounce rate in your personal sex life conversations, however, in your case it's bound to be a declining bounce rate!

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!

me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.

My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

Yellow_Rose_Fly

Well I hope to contribute more. Trying to get out and fish more in 2019. Hopefully I'll have a report coming soon

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