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Started by Pastor Ben, January 24, 2017, 12:26:51 PM

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Michael Toris

A Methodist will look you in the eye in a liquor store.joke

troutfanatic

why ya all beating up on them Methodists? I go to their university... ain't so bad.
For a Catholic kid.

No love for my brother from another mother @revfox  :embarassed:

Dee-Vo

I recall three clergymen who have joined our congregation, I think.

I attended a Methodist church once. It was far more enjoyable than the typical Baptist churches that I had attended growing up.


Rhody

Pastor Ben-always enjoyed your writing over there.....great to have you here!
I look forward to more "western exposure, I kinda enjoy your neck of the woods more than just a little.
Welcome Sir!
My picture weighs more than your picture.
J.M.

Mudwall Gatewood 3.0

Pleased by all of you!!  It appears this gentleman has been greeted with understanding and genuine respect.  The responses have warmed my heart.  BUT, why no .........

"post up some fish, tits, weed, beer and food" or
"have you ever had your penis in or around the lips of a carp?" or
"Not bad. Nice triple tail. But, no boobs, booze or carp....." or
"I enjoy pictures. I enjoy reports. Fish. Scenery. Foliage.  Falls. Sketchiness.  Women. Dope. Alcohol." or
"He's got .... No tits or booze though."or
"GTFO"?

Is it bad form to respond as such to a known man of faith?  Do the religious and religious ideas get a free pass?  The pastor's intro was very good, but would the replies have the same gentle feel if he told us he was a Scientologists or an atheist or a _______ ?

Just trying to figure out you peckerwoods.
"Enjoy every sandwich."  Warren Zevon

Big J

Quote from: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on January 25, 2017, 09:38:00 AM
Pleased by all of you!!  It appears this gentleman has been greeted with understanding and genuine respect.  The responses have warmed my heart.  BUT, why no .........

"post up some fish, tits, weed, beer and food" or
"have you ever had your penis in or around the lips of a carp?" or
"Not bad. Nice triple tail. But, no boobs, booze or carp....." or
"I enjoy pictures. I enjoy reports. Fish. Scenery. Foliage.  Falls. Sketchiness.  Women. Dope. Alcohol." or
"He's got .... No tits or booze though."or
"GTFO"?

Is it bad form to respond as such to a known man of faith?  Do the religious and religious ideas get a free pass?  The pastor's intro was very good, but would the replies have the same gentle feel if he told us he was a Scientologists or an atheist or a _______ ?

Just trying to figure out you peckerwoods.

It's 2017, we are practicing the way of Ben.

ptfranze

Really enjoyed all the pictures.  Can't wait to see some more from out west.  Welcome

Dee-Vo

Quote from: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on January 25, 2017, 09:38:00 AM
Pleased by all of you!!  It appears this gentleman has been greeted with understanding and genuine respect.  The responses have warmed my heart.  BUT, why no .........

"post up some fish, tits, weed, beer and food" or
"have you ever had your penis in or around the lips of a carp?" or
"Not bad. Nice triple tail. But, no boobs, booze or carp....." or
"I enjoy pictures. I enjoy reports. Fish. Scenery. Foliage.  Falls. Sketchiness.  Women. Dope. Alcohol." or
"He's got .... No tits or booze though."or
"GTFO"?

Is it bad form to respond as such to a known man of faith?  Do the religious and religious ideas get a free pass?  The pastor's intro was very good, but would the replies have the same gentle feel if he told us he was a Scientologists or an atheist or a _______ ?

Just trying to figure out you peckerwoods.

HA! Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Also, Mr. H, you'll never figure us out! Good effort, however.

driver

I think we are all getting a little soft. But, if it was a Catholic priest, I would have questioned the lack of kiddie porn.

troutfanatic

#24
I'd be okay with some tits.

In fact I'm looking at some nice ones right now.

#collegelife

But seriously, I think he got a pass because he's a known personality from that other forum.


Yallerhammer

Welcome aboard. This bunch needs some ministration, menstruation, or something along those lines.
Women want me, doughbellies fear me. - Little Debbie Prostaff

hcrum87hc

Welcome aboard Pastor.  I can't wait to make it out west one day.  Love the scenery and the fish.  Hopefully you can bring some morality to these heathenish hillbillies.
Jeremiah 17:7

Woolly Bugger

Welcome PB, some of the folks around here need some religion!
ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!
me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.
My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

Michael Toris

Quote from: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on January 25, 2017, 09:38:00 AM
Pleased by all of you!!  It appears this gentleman has been greeted with understanding and genuine respect.  The responses have warmed my heart.  BUT, why no .........

"post up some fish, tits, weed, beer and food" or
"have you ever had your penis in or around the lips of a carp?" or
"Not bad. Nice triple tail. But, no boobs, booze or carp....." or
"I enjoy pictures. I enjoy reports. Fish. Scenery. Foliage.  Falls. Sketchiness.  Women. Dope. Alcohol." or
"He's got .... No tits or booze though."or
"GTFO"?

Is it bad form to respond as such to a known man of faith?  Do the religious and religious ideas get a free pass?  The pastor's intro was very good, but would the replies have the same gentle feel if he told us he was a Scientologists or an atheist or a _______ ?

Just trying to figure out you peckerwoods.
He posted more than one picture. That gets a pass these days from me.

Grannyknot

Quote from: Mudwall Gatewood 3.0 on January 25, 2017, 09:38:00 AM
Pleased by all of you!!  It appears this gentleman has been greeted with understanding and genuine respect.  The responses have warmed my heart.  BUT, why no .........

"post up some fish, tits, weed, beer and food" or
"have you ever had your penis in or around the lips of a carp?" or
"Not bad. Nice triple tail. But, no boobs, booze or carp....." or
"I enjoy pictures. I enjoy reports. Fish. Scenery. Foliage.  Falls. Sketchiness.  Women. Dope. Alcohol." or
"He's got .... No tits or booze though."or
"GTFO"?

Is it bad form to respond as such to a known man of faith?  Do the religious and religious ideas get a free pass?  The pastor's intro was very good, but would the replies have the same gentle feel if he told us he was a Scientologists or an atheist or a _______ ?

Just trying to figure out you peckerwoods.

Just like diamond dave's ninja school taught us,
"you don't go ninjering nobody that don't need ninjerin"
Flea is not the best bassist of all time.