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Let me clear my throat

Started by NotsoroyalWulff, January 12, 2016, 21:19:51 pm

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Da Heisenberg

I may not be sure what you're implying, but chicks with dicks need pickle too.

Just not my pickle.

RiverbumCO

Quote from: Jfey on January 13, 2016, 18:23:51 pm
Quote from: ptfranze on January 13, 2016, 17:34:26 pm
Quote from: Jfey on January 13, 2016, 16:41:59 pm
Quote from: the_sculpinator on January 13, 2016, 15:18:28 pm
Quote from: revfox on January 13, 2016, 11:03:45 am
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.


No worries preacher man. A few of the biggest assholes quit because they were outassholed by others. Don't fret, plenty of backbenchers and aspiring future assholes.


That's the nice thing about assholes, there is always a new group waiting for their turn.



Quote from: RiverbumCO on January 12, 2016, 22:40:08 pm
  Even JFey approves, and hes a gay.


We talking about your weekends?   -+;



Bum claims to be engaged, but I'm not sure anyone has seen his "fiance".


Its my half sister. -+;
My real name is Chad Farthouse.

Dougfish

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? " <br />-Oddball, 1970

bamafisher

This escalated quickly.....it was really difficult to type escalated with one hand
Then He said to them, "Follow Me, and I will make you fishers of men." Mathew 4:19
"The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot." Gen Mattis, USMC

revfox


AAGoldsmith

Intros that resort to sister fucking comments....This could have been avoided if you just posted some fucking pictures.
If only I knew what I was getting into

bamafisher

Or it may have gotten worse with actual pics of said sister  -+;
Then He said to them, "Follow Me, and I will make you fishers of men." Mathew 4:19
"The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot." Gen Mattis, USMC

overbrook

Quote from: Jfey on January 13, 2016, 13:27:46 pm
Quote from: revfox on January 13, 2016, 11:03:45 am
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.


No rules against being an asshole... just an asshat.   Big difference.

For example:

Overbrook is still allowed here.


Fixed

NotsoroyalWulff

Okay, so mea culpa on the posting and vanishing. I tried posting a few pics but it said they were too big so I'm going to have to get my wife to show me because frankly I looked like a monkey raping a banana trying to do it myself. I've started a new job and found out my first kiddo's on the way so I have a ton of fishing to cram between now and November.

And on that note.... Next weekend I'm going to venture forth on my first trip of the year. I'll be in the pisgah and hopefully on the 18th I'll have some good pics that I still can't effing figure out how to post.

NotsoroyalWulff

Okay, so mea culpa on the posting and vanishing. I tried posting a few pics but it said they were too big so I'm going to have to get my wife to show me because frankly I looked like a monkey raping a banana trying to do it myself. I've started a new job and found out my first kiddo's on the way so I have a ton of fishing to cram between now and November.

And on that note.... Next weekend I'm going to venture forth on my first trip of the year. I'll be in the pisgah and hopefully on the 18th I'll have some good pics that I still can't effing figure out how to post.

NotsoroyalWulff

How'd I post twice???? Monkey raping a banana.

Dougfish

 :laugh:

Old men who did not have a computer until they were in their 30's or later have figured this shit out.
"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? " <br />-Oddball, 1970

NotsoroyalWulff

No shit. That's what my wife reminds me. Constantly. Hell my 7 year old step son probably could.

Pansyman

Welcome. And come congrats on the young un. Now post fish porn or up skirt to show you are worthy
You can lead a horticulture<br />but you can't make her think.<br /><br />Only users lose weed.

Dougfish

http://www.brfff.com/forum/index.php/topic,3122.0.html

Required reading.
Get an Imgur account. You don't need to re-size images for this high tech forum.

Don't forget some tiddie action. (Esp. if your fish are all punes)

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? " <br />-Oddball, 1970


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