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Offline NotsoroyalWulff

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Let me clear my throat
« on: January 12, 2016, 20:19:51 PM »
Okay so as with all things I'm doing this bassackwards and this isn't my first post soooo.....

Married white male, 33, 5' 9", brown hair..... Sorry wrong site.

I've lived in Wilson my whole life and mainly fished here and from ocrakoke to Beaufort. Saltwater is great but when puppy drum became redfish I kinda started getting out with it. As a kid, my uncle lived in Hendersonville and he and my dad fished all over the mountains with me in tow. Now that there's too many people at the beach I think I'll head back to the mountains and contribute to effing that up for everyone else. Seriously though, I really miss trout fishing and I'm going back at it hard this year. So if you see a guy in the pisgah, alone, and cursing the water, that could be me.


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Re: Let me clear my throat
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2016, 10:03:45 AM »
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.

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Re: Let me clear my throat
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2016, 10:21:20 AM »
Oh is that what it takes? Then according to my wife I should be the damn charter member.

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Re: Let me clear my throat
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2016, 10:28:38 AM »
Did you ever fish a little further south around Morehead City and Swansboro? Thats my old stomping grounds, I lived on EI and fished around that area. Near Ocracoke is Piney Island, if you ever were out on the water at night you probably saw us shooting at the range there. I'm pretty sure it would badass to see from the water.  V:;
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Re: Let me clear my throat
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2016, 11:42:19 AM »
I've never seen it at night but I've seen them flying over during the day. I fished a lot at drum inlet, which is right around the marine outlying field Atlantic. More head is about as far south as I usually go but have fished bear inlet some.

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Re: Let me clear my throat
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2016, 12:20:17 PM »
 pn?
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Re: Let me clear my throat
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Re: Let me clear my throat
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2016, 12:27:46 PM »
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.

No rules against being an asshole... just an asshat.   Big difference.

For example:

This is possibly the worst intro ever.  Look at what others have done and try again.   Give a little effort or go away.
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Re: Let me clear my throat
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2016, 12:39:55 PM »
Alright alright. I'm working on it. I'm technologically challenged but they're coming. I bet you visually stimulated fuckers leave the lights on too.

And that was the hole not hat correct?

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Re: Let me clear my throat
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2016, 14:18:28 PM »
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.

No worries preacher man. A few of the biggest assholes quit because they were outassholed by others. Don't fret, plenty of backbenchers and aspiring future assholes.

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Re: Let me clear my throat
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2016, 14:35:12 PM »
I just want some half sister pics.

Not half a pic.

A whole pic of a fucking sister, or substitute something else since I don't know what your sister looks like.

Just don't fuck this up.
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Re: Let me clear my throat
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2016, 15:41:59 PM »
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.

No worries preacher man. A few of the biggest assholes quit because they were outassholed by others. Don't fret, plenty of backbenchers and aspiring future assholes.

That's the nice thing about assholes, there is always a new group waiting for their turn.
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Re: Let me clear my throat
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2016, 16:33:58 PM »
I bet a few of them "assholes" will be back soon enough. I don't know what them fellers did for a living, but they seemed to be logged in every time I'd check things on here, so I must assume they were on here 24-7.

I must admit, a couple of them posted some damn good TRs. I miss that.


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Re: Let me clear my throat
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2016, 16:34:26 PM »
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.

No worries preacher man. A few of the biggest assholes quit because they were outassholed by others. Don't fret, plenty of backbenchers and aspiring future assholes.

That's the nice thing about assholes, there is always a new group waiting for their turn.


  Even JFey approves, and hes a gay.

We talking about your weekends?   -+;

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Re: Let me clear my throat
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2016, 17:23:51 PM »
This is so sad. Now that you can't be an asshole anymore people seem to have found something better to do.

No worries preacher man. A few of the biggest assholes quit because they were outassholed by others. Don't fret, plenty of backbenchers and aspiring future assholes.

That's the nice thing about assholes, there is always a new group waiting for their turn.


  Even JFey approves, and hes a gay.

We talking about your weekends?   -+;


Bum claims to be engaged, but I'm not sure anyone has seen his "fiance".
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