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Slaughtering The Natives (A Sorrynotsorry TR)

Started by NCsporksman, July 23, 2015, 20:46:13 PM

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Belated I know.... 4th of July Weekend I found myself back up in Hippie Country. Our place of lodging wasn't far from some tribs that've been giving me all kinds of good feels for years now but never had a chance to dip my wick. I spent the morning flopping around shopping, dining, boozing, seeing sights and basically being American as fuck. After a while the woman could feel my 27 year old white boy angst and emancipated me to go do the things I needed to do. I grabbed the twig and abandoned the family with gusto.

The streams were running high with smooth silky chocolate milk tinge....the rain spouted off periodically. First few tribs were smallish or blown out so I whacked some bush and boom....glory hole.....fucking Valhalla. Trouts upon native trouts, and not a sign of one of you fuckers to be seen all day. Virgin territory....I ravaged her....for the first time I tasted the forbidden fruit. Any pangs of guilt were quickly assuaged by tender flesh, and browned butter.

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RAPIST
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Pulled One outta here

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Pulled about 5 outta here, went in to unsnag and caught another one standing balls deep in the middle of the pool

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12 on the tape guyz forealz...12 on the tape

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Saw more shrooms, had a nice black Rye IPA and got down to bidness

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1 part yellow corn meal, 1 part powdered pistachio, dust it up.....fry in butter, stuff with herb and lemon, brown more butter in pan, toss in remaining herb, pistachios and pine nutz, lemon zest and juice. Jizz pants, spoon on top (the pan sauce, not the pant sauce...unless that's your thing) and enjoy

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Happy Belated Birfday America.....dirty old girl  V:;


Transylwader

 y;

Fuck yeah! Whoops:

SPORK, 'MURICA, FUCK YEAH!!!

salute of Jesus. Bout time sumbadday sautéed a footlong native.

Never tried that here, ate em in CO. Wonder if they taste as good as sierra goldens...hmmm


Aka


benben reincarnated


driver


TylerDurden

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Onslow

Holy shit, you set the bar too damned high,  mudda fucka.


RiverbumCO

My real name is Chad Farthouse.

bmadd


ptfranze

Shit, guess I better not hit any brookie water this weekend cause I can't compete with this.  Holy shit man nicely done  'c; 'c; 'c;


BRFFF


Dougfish

Well shit.  bd;0

But, why your hands so dirty? Were you wrestling them?


Big J

That's what I was going to say Doug, looks like he mud wrastled some of those brookies.  Those are some pigs sporks.  /'/


Grannyknot

Looks like big boy is getting a little kype jaw.
That big pool is dir-tee.  Like someone just dumped a tandem load of crusher run in there.

Well done sporks. 

Flea is not the best bassist of all time.

Jfey

Yup, going fishing


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