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This is messed up!

Started by Woolly Bugger, July 20, 2015, 21:07:57 PM

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Woolly Bugger

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!
me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.
My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

Yallerhammer

I wonder what they thought would happen? Dumbasses.
Women want me, doughbellies fear me. - Little Debbie Prostaff

Transylwader

Not that I give a twat about Canadiens and other undesirables, but aren't those feathered fuckshitshows protected by a migratory bird act?
I recall designing and the crew building a massive retention pond for a community in Durham a few years ago and the bastards showed up. We hired a company called Geese Police, they had these cop style nasty as fuck alsatians (German shepherd fo yo yank azz) that would be let out of their crates and floor it towards the unsuspecting squawking poopers. It was epic to watch as the dewgs scared the shitters into the air and they never returned. The beavers were another problem, but they were handled at 2AM style. I doubt gunfire will stop em from shitting on their golf course.
And for the record, golf is ghey. Who the fuck hits a little white ball until it goes in a hole? Kinda like a D-bag chasing a hot chick and getting no ass. p;-
Tiger Woods is my hero, however.

sanjuanwormhatch

Tiger woods gets all kinds of balls in all kinds of holes.  Admirable.