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This is messed up!

Started by Woolly Bugger, July 20, 2015, 22:07:57 PM

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Woolly Bugger

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!

me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.

My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

RiverbumCO

You ever ate goose?  Tastes like shit. 

My real name is Chad Farthouse.

outdoorguy3

Quote from: RiverbumCO on July 20, 2015, 23:02:55 PM

You ever ate goose?  Tastes like shit.

Wrong......you never had it prepared the proper way!   Love me some goose!

Life's about havin' FUN!!!

sanjuanwormhatch

I've wanted to do the same around here for a long time.  Them things nasty.


Onslow

Deep fried wild.

Domesticated goose taste like fido's ass.


Yallerhammer

Resident geese are just nasty shit-depositing overgrown feathery rats and need a good killing in many places. Dragging out the shotguns on a public golf course doesn't seem like a really bright idea, though.

Women want me, doughbellies fear me.<br /><br />Little Debbie Prostaff

tw5270

My favorite part of that news report, the guy drinking from a solo cup during an interview.

"hey honey, the news guys are here"
"Okay pour me a drink"


driver

Crockpot with your favorite bbq sauce. 8 hours later shred. Eat with vinegar cole slaw.

But yeah.. on a golf course with houses close by.

And what kind of loser shoots a goose on the water.


sanjuanwormhatch

I would shoot the fuck out of all the geese on the water near me and not bat an eye and if you saw how much shit they produce and how much they smell and how many fish they eat and how much damage they cause, you would too.  Not about sport here.


driver

Do you live on a golf course or something? Some serious angst there


Dougfish

Geese eat fish? Hmm. News to me.

Now they can shit up a place pretty quick like.


sanjuanwormhatch

Hey I'll admit I pulled that one out of my ass but stand by my statement. 


bmadd


Michael Toris

Fuck a goose in its goose ass (fun fact, it's called a cloaca)


Stone-Man

Gimme one of those dead sumbitch geese and I will drop it in my smoker. Add some rice perlou at the table-----Pretty fair grub !!

JT



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