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There Goes the Neighborhood

Started by Yallerhammer, July 13, 2015, 12:05:27 PM

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Yallerhammer

Howdy, just found this place, and it looks like it's down around my low-class level. I grew up in the Smokies back when dinosaurs still roamed the earth, learned to cast and tie flies on Cataloochee as a kid from the old-school Haywood County trout curmudgeons like Charlie Messer and Verlin Evans.

Don't have many pics of boobs or fish; because when I'm catching trout  or playing with titties, I'm usually having fun and ain't likely to stop what I'm doing to take pics to gratify the folks on the internets. I do, however, have some grill/smoker porn:

Women want me, doughbellies fear me.<br /><br />Little Debbie Prostaff

Yallerhammer

Women want me, doughbellies fear me.<br /><br />Little Debbie Prostaff

Michael Toris

Ok, so you make food. Cool story bro


rbphoto

Quote from: wildmttrout on July 13, 2015, 12:08:13 PM

Ok, so you make food. Cool story bro

He just nominated himself chief cook at the next spring camping trip

"maybe procrastination is another word for fishing..." ben
"Just butchered my first silk kitty...." Wooly Bugger  January 26, 2018, 12:41:27 PM

Yallerhammer

Quote from: rbphoto on July 13, 2015, 12:19:45 PM

Quote from: wildmttrout on July 13, 2015, 12:08:13 PM

Ok, so you make food. Cool story bro

He just nominated himself chief cook at the next spring camping trip

I cooked all my niblet corn, that's why I don't have any recent trout pichers.

Women want me, doughbellies fear me.<br /><br />Little Debbie Prostaff

Yallerhammer

Quote from: troutfanatic on July 13, 2015, 12:37:52 PM

Food looks good... but

#FAIL.

Throw a carp in that smoker.

How many guns you own?

I own too way, way too many guns. Flintlocks to ARs.
Homey don't eat carp, but I'll cook up some of these fancy carp:
Women want me, doughbellies fear me.<br /><br />Little Debbie Prostaff

Jfey

Better than posting a bunch of stockers.   Food porn goes a long way with me.   Grab a seat and throw something smoked and wrapped in bacon.

Yup, going fishing

Yallerhammer

July 13, 2015, 13:02:47 PM #7 Last Edit: July 13, 2015, 13:04:29 PM by Yallerhammer

I ain't above smoking a stocker, either. Makes more room for the real fish. All these DH streams around here provide a good supply of holdover doughbellies from June-October that have been in there long enough to get the fish pellets out of their system and start tasting almost like trout. Yeah, I know, that one isn't a stocker but he swallowed a nymph halfway to his ass.

Women want me, doughbellies fear me.<br /><br />Little Debbie Prostaff

TylerDurden

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Yallerhammer

Quote from: troutfanatic on July 13, 2015, 13:06:38 PM

Post some gun pics.

keep dem cats man.

smoke some brookies. better-n salmon.

Here's the only gun pics I've got on me at the moment. Nothing fancy here, just a couple plain-jane workhorse ARs I've built recently(5.56 and 7.62x39,) and an old St. Louis Hawken caplock. I like to burn some black powder, even more with a flintlock.
Women want me, doughbellies fear me.<br /><br />Little Debbie Prostaff

Michael Toris

Oh gawd, another dildo gun owner.


RiverbumCO

My real name is Chad Farthouse.

Yallerhammer

July 13, 2015, 15:23:18 PM #12 Last Edit: July 13, 2015, 15:28:58 PM by Yallerhammer

RiverbumCO = has excellent taste.

Women want me, doughbellies fear me.<br /><br />Little Debbie Prostaff

RiverbumCO

Where do you live more specifically.  I know a couple wild fucks up there.

My real name is Chad Farthouse.

Yallerhammer

Near Maggie Valley/Waynesville NC.

Women want me, doughbellies fear me.<br /><br />Little Debbie Prostaff


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