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Da rippin n da tearin- TR

Started by TylerDurden, June 13, 2015, 17:22:56 PM

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TylerDurden

We as fly fishers all have a vision of how we think the day is gonna go as we tie our fly on in the morning. More often than not the day turns out entirely different. On this particular morning I decided to try out some water I'd never fished, in an area I'm not all that familiar with. I arrived at the stream around 9 to find that it was on and off of private property. Not wanting to anger any of the toothless locals I cut my losses and drove the extra 20 miles west to a stream I (and I'm sure most of you guys) know rock by rock.

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Not an overwhelming day by any means, but I caught all the dinks i wanted
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God didn't intend for sane men to tread these woods
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Only way to describe the experience
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By this point you're probably wondering why i titled this what i did. Well this morning after showering I realized that I forgot to dry my usual pants that i wear fishing. I didn't feel like driving for 2 hours with soaking wet pants on so i grabbed a pair of khakis and hit the road. Bout an hour into fishing i go to throw my leg over a rock, and it happened. RIPPPPPPP My muh fuckin pants split right in the gd crotch. Over the course of the day the tear got bigger and bigger.
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Until next time
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Cheers
Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

themidge

Based on the title I thought you were Petey reincarnated. Nice TR. And you are right about how your day doesn't end up as you think.... Sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse.


Dee-Vo

Fuck those pants dude, at least you got out.

Where do you find this fuckin' music?

From the title I thought you were reporting about a trip to prison.


RiverbumCO

My real name is Chad Farthouse.

TylerDurden

Quote from: wademaster on June 13, 2015, 21:49:40 PM

Fuck those pants dude, at least you got out.

Where do you find this fuckin' music?

From the title I thought you were reporting about a trip to prison.

And they were fuckin Ralph Lauren bruh not that USPA shit smh.

Don't tell me you don't know Radiohead.... I hated them when i first found their music. Now they're one of my favorite bands.

"Getting fat aint for pussies."

You said that right brotha

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Dee-Vo


TylerDurden

Hell maybe Ill keep them and start a new trend

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Dougfish

 'c;

Everything(one) has an expiration date. Even Ralphie pants.


Big J

I thought Petey was back too  :'(


TylerDurden

Sorry for the disappointment fellas

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.


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