• Welcome to Pretentious Snobby Bastard Fly Fishing!!!!. Please login or sign up.
September 18, 2021, 02:45:06 AM

News:

As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.


The search is now an addiction - TR

Started by Transylwader, May 03, 2015, 22:39:26 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Transylwader

Played shuttle service in the foothills this weekend for the horse girls. I loaded up my shit and snuck off to do some cheesing of my own.
http://youtu.be/BuMBmK5uksg?list=RDBuMBmK5uksg
This shit of chasing tiger trout is more potent and addictive than any illicit drug or pussy I have stumbled across.
It's a maddening disease. I have spent the past few weeks obsessing with brown/brook only streams. There's a couple really close to home and I am going to hound them until one of these little nightmares gives up the tigger.
I told Spork that if I make it happen, Ima rent a fucking tigger suit and fish a blueline in it.
Fast forward to the present.
Headed up a new to me drainage that the overlays said had exclusive populations of browns and brooks and there ain't no barrier keeping em apart. Go out and multiply you slamos and Salfonts.
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Rhodo choked hell, typical around these parts
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

This one quickly becomes a staircase
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

This dumbass showed himself by rolling over a bug that fell in the crick. I put that fly right on his nose. Bam, first cast first fish. Brown... good sign and half the equation realized
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Crank the Sanchez juice
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Pardon the shit unedited true to the touch evidence
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Buggy
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

A little better
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Postcard visuals
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Mo' pune slamos
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Punes don't like sanchez booze
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

At this point, my balls start tingling.
Every fish I hook could be THE ONE :o
My heart rate increases, my blood, thick like toffee, losing it's viscosity and making my every move almost elastic like on the dodgy streambed. I'm chanting...tiger, tiger, tiger EL TIGRE! No dumbass, thats just all that rank Sanchez beer you drank p;-
My flyfishing has never been so possessed. My close friends know how OCD I get over a species, but this is war. I need this fish. My whole purpose on a blueline is to get just that one tiger and I shan't stop.
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Tools with a purpose, my magic wand and the demonic blueline crack stimis
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

My GPS is on overdrive, gathering data, saving waypoints, loaded to make this lottery fish become a reality
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

My heart skips a beat, Ah, fuck it, another brown ::)
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Could it be? Ugh. A pune brookie
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

So pune that the blueline even spelled it out for me.
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

A flat section I went to town on. 2 doz through here and not a single fucking tiger.
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Changed flies, I hear tigger likes honey.
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Where is your half cast sbling you sand bagging bastard???!!!
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

I spent quite some time marvelling at how pretty these guys are, but they just don't cut it.
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Is this brookie racial profiling? I wonder if brookies who live mostly under rocks are akin to those assholes who riot. Hmmm...
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Last one and I reluctantly turn around and start the arduous task of walking back to the truck to go pick the girls up in Taylorsville
Next time...Tuesday
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

This morning, hooked Goldies Triton to the back of the car and headed for Roanoke
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

From 2wt to 8wt. No problem, except the fucking water is 62F. Nobody is catching fish :'(
To make matters worse the Assholes at WRC decided to extend the season to today. Fuckers. There were hundreds of boats on the water. We taxi'ed for 45 minutes to get a slip.
Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login

Worked hard for nothing.
That's OK. fuck a striper. I am on another drug. Tiger blood
Peace

NCsporksman

Good shit....This tigger was always the life of the party....until some smart ass figgered out what rhymes with tigger, then that tigger would beat some ass, cleaned blood off this get-up at Myrtle Beach Spring break 06' ..... I'll get the suit next time we fish


Guests are not allowed to view images in posts, please Register or Login




Dougfish

Keep after them, Mike.

Nothing like a man possessed.  y;

DRIFTS

Stipers punked my ass this weekend  too...don't  feel to bad bro  /'/
l><))))))))))))))))),/*>~----------------------dave

Dee-Vo


raz

that didnt suck.  find any blood diamonds?

Native Fisher

That TR is one of your best. Nice Brookies.  'c;

Mudwall Gatewood 3.0

Very nice report, Mike!  Good luck in your quest. 

Someone caught this one recently.

"Enjoy every sandwich."  Warren Zevon

Big J

Nice.  'c;  Good luck in your tigger endeavors. 

Onslow


Mudwall Gatewood 3.0

Quote from: Phallus in Wonderland on May 04, 2015, 08:52:00 AM
That is one ugly fish.

These fish seem to be much more prevalent.  No longer happenstance, they now are as common as air and dirt.  I wonder if there are really more of them, or is there an increase in the number of anglers that fish the habitats where they might occur? 

The fish are not difficult to catch, seem to take any fly, lure, or bait.  One guy I know has caught enough for what he called a mess, a meal. 


"Enjoy every sandwich."  Warren Zevon

bmadd

Corona bad. Modello better. Everything else looked pretty good Mikey.

themidge

Nice trip. Good luck on your quest. Is Bigfoot next on your list of creatures to find deep in the NC woods?

Big J

Quote from: themidge on May 04, 2015, 12:23:40 PM
Nice trip. Good luck on your quest. Is Bigfoot next on your list of creatures to find deep in the NC woods?

The NC bigfoot mystery has already been solved.  It was just Jfey walking around in the woods.

Transylwader

Ha, Chewbacca getting thrown under the short bus.
Damn damn damn.
Thanks y'all. Mudder's. I'm thinking that VA triggers can breed. Know why? There's something in y'alls water. Conway has em. I want this endeavor to happen right here in NC. Its a fair dinkum statement to say they're on the rise. More people fishing nowadays. Heck, AJhock has caught two. That's like being Robert Mugabe. Absolute bullshit!


#CommissionsEarned