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Started by ccwnsc, March 02, 2015, 21:05:52 PM

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ccwnsc

New to the forum, not new to the area and certainly not new to life.... Old man compared to most of you on here.  Live in SC, Fish in NC.  Been away from fishing for a while, but now I'm back into it and poking around on the net, I stumbled on this place.  I'll post some fish when I catch 'em, Tits when I see good 'uns, but I'll be drinking the beer and eating the grilled meat so leave me alone 'bout that.  Glad to find a place full of normal fly fishermen.  Hopefully I'll run into some of you out on the water.

Barry


Dougfish

Lurker with no pics? Don't fall back on old. BS. Fail.

All yours RB and Dude.


bullship

Fuck it. What up Barry? Welcome

It's all shit, piss and bliss.

"This is the low rent district, and much like a trailer park, it doesn't attract the most upstanding citizens.
You can't piss in a mr coffee & get tasters choice."- Grannyknot

Jfey

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Glad to find a place full of normal fly fishermen. 

You've landed on the wrong planet, but some new personalities can't hurt.

With the absence of pics, I have some questions:

Fiberglass or graphite?

Float or wade?

carp or trout?

Smallmouth or trout?

DH or Wild?

PBR or IPA?

Jack Daniels or Woodford?

single malt or blend?

Vinegar or Mustard?

Fly ties or buy flies?

Virginia or West Virginia?

Ohio State or Michigan?

tailwater or blueline?

brookies or browns?

sandals or shoes?

midges or streamers?

There is no right of wrong answer, but you will likely not answer correctly.  Either way, it doesn't matter. d:b d:b d:b

Yup, going fishing

ptfranze

Barry...Barry, Barry Badgernath?

Who's Barry Badgernath? Who's Barry Badgernath? Who's Barry Badgernath? Who's Barry Badgernath?

Heard you are the best beer games player ever (also a male prostitute)

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ccwnsc

OK Jfey .. I'm new and nobody knows a thing about me, so here goes.  I'll answer your questions in order.

both
wade
trout -- used to try and be a tournament bass angler, but gave it up cause I sucked
trout
Both
IPA nowdays, but learned to drink on PBR ... back when you had to have a church key to open one
Neither - Blanton's -- very smooth
Prefer single malt, but I'll drink a blend when I'm paying
mustard
Used to tie, eyes got bad, so now I buy
Clemson ... don't care about Virginia teams
Clemson -- don't care about Ohio or Michigan teams
Both
Both... Brookies are special, but love hanging a big brown hawg
Shoes
midges

Sure many of these will be wrong, even if there's no right or wrong answer.

Thanks for the warm welcome ...


Dougfish

I have Klempson friends. They are aware of cameras.
Don't give me old. You got on the interwebs and found this penal colony.
Throw up some fish porn. Some poor excuse of SC BBQ.
Blow our minds. Some great scenes of special places?

We are hungry for new stuff. Not old fluff and hotspotters.
Join. Contribute, Or get ready.....


Transylwader

Quote from: ccwnsc on March 02, 2015, 21:05:52 PM

Live in SC, Fish in NC.

Bazza*

*fixed.

There's quite a few blokes who prostitute themselves in the Tarhole from the Palmetto Shitter. Why is that? Howcome y'all don't fish for red drums down on the coast? A 4 hour drive gonna hurt you?

Shit mayne. Normal fly fishermen? Ha, I have heard some shit in my day, but this, steals the iceberg from the bow of that ill fated limey shitshow Titanic.

Nice of you to go ahead and sign up. Seems all forums are plagued by lurkers/guests/whatchamacallits. Fuckwipes who don't have the decency to introduce themselves. Reading intently, watching, observing, shadow tossing. Eh, its modern times, let them be cyber pussies. Can't all be real life assholes.

You'll come to find that there are a few dudes on here that bring value to the table when it actually comes to the act of fly fishing. Try not to take any of this too seriously. Come fish sometime. Reach out to the OG, Muddlerman. That bloke can fucking fish. He's just down the road from you...

Welcome to the basement.


Michael Toris

Oh, so you are one of "those" guys. Cool. It's not like the world is full of them or anything.


Michael Toris

Btw, tranny might let you hold is hawg. It's only gay if you let it be.


benben reincarnated

Ah yes, I see everyone still has cabin fever. 


The Dude

Quote from: ccwnsc on March 02, 2015, 23:18:17 PM

OK Jfey .. I'm new and nobody knows a thing about me, so here goes.  I'll answer your questions in order.

both
wade
trout -- used to try and be a tournament bass angler, but gave it up cause I sucked
trout
Both
IPA nowdays, but learned to drink on PBR ... back when you had to have a church key to open one
Neither - Blanton's -- very smooth
Prefer single malt, but I'll drink a blend when I'm paying
mustard
Used to tie, eyes got bad, so now I buy
Clemson ... don't care about Virginia teams
Clemson -- don't care about Ohio or Michigan teams
Both
Both... Brookies are special, but love hanging a big brown hawg
Shoes
midges

Sure many of these will be wrong, even if there's no right or wrong answer.

Thanks for the warm welcome ...

The answers to #3 & #5 are probably related.
I was born by the river in a little tent,<br />And just like the river I've been running ever since,<br />It's been a long, long time coming,<br />But I know change is gonna come.

Jfey

Quote from: ccwnsc on March 02, 2015, 23:18:17 PM

OK Jfey .. I'm new and nobody knows a thing about me, so here goes.  I'll answer your questions in order.

both
wade
trout -- used to try and be a tournament bass angler, but gave it up cause I sucked
trout
Both
IPA nowdays, but learned to drink on PBR ... back when you had to have a church key to open one
Neither - Blanton's -- very smooth
Prefer single malt, but I'll drink a blend when I'm paying
mustard
Used to tie, eyes got bad, so now I buy
Clemson ... don't care about Virginia teams
Clemson -- don't care about Ohio or Michigan teams
Both
Both... Brookies are special, but love hanging a big brown hawg
Shoes
midges

Sure many of these will be wrong, even if there's no right or wrong answer.

Thanks for the warm welcome ...

You mostly answered wrong, but won points with Blanton. 0:0   Welcome to the low rent district of pretentious snobby bastards.  Similar to Clemson's football team, if you keep your expectations low you will be fine.
Yup, going fishing

Michael Toris

I wanna know this man's stance on hawg handling.


bullship

Mine is from behind

It's all shit, piss and bliss.

"This is the low rent district, and much like a trailer park, it doesn't attract the most upstanding citizens.
You can't piss in a mr coffee & get tasters choice."- Grannyknot


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