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[Transylwader]

Left work on Friday as I was not going to be useful.

Anyone care to guess who was driving?

Tis better to be a happy pune than a sad pune. Pune FYI is a shitty in India. The only good thing that comes from India is curry (I do not however appreciate ringsting) what goes in must come out.
Got to the beeg azz river looking for whitey. Uncle Woolly Buggerer said this many times: Check the gauges you twat

Running at 3000cfs. Shoulda motorboated it


Headed over to a urban puneline with a pune wt in hand






Pune Raleigh slam of Jesus, I got broke off on 8x by a Raleigh Trout of God. I was acid.

Ran out of booze so stopped in at the hoose. Cold Mountain slushies.

Stopped in at BRA's brother's winter pickin. It was befuck

Went to an equestrian show with the lovely, horses shit alot.

Indulged in free tickets and beer at the canes game.

And had to bust out the horse rain coats for this shitty ass weather.
Pointing the chariot towards a trout and one thousand later this week and that report will be delivered by a chicken vindaloo via a sphincter in a porter shitter next Monday.

[Dougfish]

Keeping it real. Thank you, sir. 

You ask for the Indian food to be hot. Not white boy hot, Indian hot. 
Don't plan on straying too far from the throne.
Or the shower.

[Transylwader]

Not white boy hot, Indian hot. 
Don't plan on straying too far from the throne.
Or the shower.

Holy cerrapp. Thats funny as all git-up, but nothing short of the truth. I have my curry like Patel has his curry, hot like his wife. I had a couple close calls with the thundershitz in Engerland back in the day, especially after eating a healthy dinner of Goat Curry and Lamb tika Marsala. It didn't help that I drank a dozen or more tiger, singha or kingfisher beers (that stuff is worse than Tecate/PBR/Corona) since Happy Hour and Curry nights coincided £4.95 and 75p beers.
My mates were bastards, they hid the TP on Tuesday evening's. I went through gawd knows how many pairs of socks while I had "flat mates", but socks are better than wet wipes even. Just don't flush 'em. Stick them in your mates laundry and git them back, the sumbitches