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Started by Transylwader, September 25, 2014, 11:04:38 AM

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Transylwader


Stormin Moron reminded me that he has a joint in Rodanthe. Why the fuck have I been going to EI in 2014?

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Use 64 as a race track
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Tailgate whilst reading the pro's in the Drake scheming how to catch reds wading the marsh ::)
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Paddleboard to inlets
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Catch punes on 6wts
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Hit the bigger pups harder
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Instruct Stormin Moron to do the same
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Laugh at the BS Drake article
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Drag equip for several miles through grass
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Read more Drakian propaganda
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Go Surf
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Party asshat it.
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Take touristy pics and return to work.
We gots to do it again.
8)
P.S. No word on when the fat albertos will be in, but we gots the bote and the house. I expect the new 10 to get snapped like a twig :embarassed:

Grannyknot

How did that take you a year?  It was one of your best reports yet.
Did you find the lost colony of Roanoke?
Flea is not the best bassist of all time.

RiverbumCO

112 huh. 

If I was bigger and more energetic I would start punching everybody that talks about how cool their standup paddleboard is.  Instead, I just mentally punch them.


Same goes for you Mikey.  Pow.  Right in the dicksucker.
My real name is Chad Farthouse.

Transylwader

Quote from: Grannyknot on September 25, 2014, 13:41:15 PM
How did that take you a year?  It was one of your best reports yet.
Did you find the lost colony of Roanoke?
Well shit Cody, a phone call mate, just a phone call reminded me of this half decent interlude from troutlife last year.
I believe there is no lost colony. Richard Gere and Diane Lane chased every touron out of Dare Co when they came up with that ghey ass idea of a film, Nights in Rodanthe.
Eric, 112 ain't shit. I used to drive the ex-wifes Dodge Stratus like it was stolen, remove governor and enjoy at will on US highways. Paddleboards are awesome of Jesus. You'd be really surprised what a pussy magnet that craft is. Im too little to really do damage on them in the surf, so I shortboard it instead. Shit, I forgot you're also short, you can borrow one of my boogie boards breh 8)

Grannyknot

Quote from: RiverbumCO on September 25, 2014, 14:57:44 PM
112 huh. 


I bet those valves were screaming.  And not in a ferrari sort of way.
Flea is not the best bassist of all time.

RiverbumCO



Youre proving my paddleboard point btw.  They are always recruiting new members like its a damn pyramid scheme.  Must get lonely out there with just a fisherman and his fourteen gopros on sticks.  "Ive got a blog, bro."
My real name is Chad Farthouse.

Big J

I run 4,000 rpm's on the highway just going the speed limit.   :'(

Nice redfishes. I agree with Erik about the paddle boards.

Dougfish

Meh, bait.

112?
I just shifted into fifth.  y;

X3 on the paddleboard.  :;!

But you did get out. Better than me.  'c;

Michael Toris

Entire thread is full of criminals

I liked the redfish shit

Disliked the paddle board

Love me some tranny

Wait, no not that way

Onslow

#9
For fucks sake, get one of these.  Not only would this be the shit for marshin but these are also very river worthy. Strap on a small cooler to sit your ass on and life will be golden.

http://www.nativewatercraft.com/boat.cfm?id=38

Would not be caught dead on some queer assed civilian paddle board.

Enjoyed the report.  Keep keepin dat shit real.

Aka

Way to dust off a bit of a solid reportage, Mike.

Paddle board = Ghey. Ghey like Brent Favrer

Phall- "You haven't fished till you've fished from a Versa Board Angler. It's a totally new feeling when you stalk, cast and fight the fish while standing on our hybrid paddleboard." PADDLEBOARD (see above).

benben reincarnated


Transylwader

I have no idea what Riverbummerdude speaks of. I stay well away from blogs. They are completely ghey. As far as the stand up paddleboard? I personally think they work well in the marshes. We don't fish from them, ust use them to travel and beach em, wade up to unsuspecting bastage and fire at will. I can't SUP surf for shit, they are large and not very maneuverable. Now give me a 6'1" fishtail and I can tear some shit up. I prefer to lay on the gut nowadays. Boogie Boarding is pune but big fun when nobody is watching. :embarassed:
Headed to Harkers today. Sukk on dat :;!

Stone-Man

Tranny

  Nice report. I have fished that spot many times and it usually fishes better in August or September
Just a a damn serious reminder ---- That part of N.C. has cottonmouths and some of them live in that grass around the Bodie Island Light. No Shit, Cuz

  JT

driver

Tranny

I got a 6'1" WRV I need to get rid of. Almost took it to the dump the other day. You or anyone else is welcome to it. Price is right at, FREE