Lil Johnny is back

[Pansyman]

Little Johnny



The teacher asks the class "If 3 birds are sitting on a wire, and a hunter comes along and shoots one, how many are left?"

Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher reluctantly calls on him, figuring there's no way he can make a mess of this question. "None!" is Johnny's response.

The teacher replies "No Little Johnny, that's not the right answer."

"But when the hunter shoots one, the other two will fly away."

"The answer I was looking for is 'two', but I like the way you think, Little Johnny."

"Okay then, let me ask you a question: Three women are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream. One is licking, one is biting, and one is sucking. Which one is married?"

The teacher thinks for a moment and replies "The one that is sucking."

Little Johnny says "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way YOU think!"

[tomato can]

Alrighty pansyman!