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Smitage Award 2013 1/2 goes to Mudwall Gatewood

Started by Woolly Bugger, July 05, 2013, 20:36:12 PM

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Woolly Bugger

July 05, 2013, 20:36:12 PM Last Edit: July 05, 2013, 21:38:00 PM by Woolly Bugger
Despite the fact that he ate now more than 2 hotdogs on our nation's independence day, I hereby declare Mudwall Gatewood the Winner and undisputed Pretentious Snobby Bastard of 2013 1/2.

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All smites have been reset! Carry on!

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ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!

me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.

My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

bullship

My fuck trout! campaign has ended in horrible failure. I guess I'll have to go back to politics. Gobama! Yes we can! I'm Jewish! And I married an African American transgender illegal immigrant and we had 17 kids and they're all hopped up on Medicaid and free lunch! Fuck guns!
It's all shit, piss and bliss.

"This is the low rent district, and much like a trailer park, it doesn't attract the most upstanding citizens.
You can't piss in a mr coffee & get tasters choice."- Grannyknot

Woolly Bugger

good news is that Mudflap and Peddler aren't eligible for any more BRFFF swag..
ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!

me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.

My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

benben reincarnated

Quote from: bullship on July 05, 2013, 22:16:41 PM
My fuck trout! campaign has ended in horrible failure. I guess I'll have to go back to politics. Gobama! Yes we can! I'm Jewish! And I married an African American transgender illegal immigrant and we had 17 kids and they're all hopped up on Medicaid and free lunch! Fuck guns!

you left out abortion.


Mudwall Gatewood 3.0

It is an honor and it is my pleasure to receive such an ignoble award.  Like the psychologist, C. Moustakas, I accept myself and all my appalling contraventions.  Please let me paraphrase C. Moustakas: 'I accept everything about myself- I mean everything, I am who I am, and that is the beginning and the end – no apologies, no regrets.' 

Joey Chestnut won the hot dog eating contest.  My grandmother was a Chestnut.  I won the .5 2013 Smite Award.  The family has been enthroned, and I am discretely euphoric.  It is genuinely a prodigious juncture to be alive.

On behalf of all BRFFF's from the Old Dominion, those oddballs that elevated my count, assuring me of the victory, I accept the award.  Virginia, the Mother of Presidents, is the winner.  If I offended or enraged anyone during the jejune competition, there will be no apologies; you can smooch my external anal sphincter.  Obama rules!  Weenies, Buffs, and sandals are for epicene anglers!  And stouter gun control is the answer!

I thank you Keith for the entertainment.

On a fishing note:  Over the holiday week, I rediscovered the joy of catching holdover stockers on worms with the new spinning outfit.

Peace, and I hope everyone had a great 4th.
"Enjoy every sandwich."  Warren Zevon

Beetle

Congrats Muddie.   You worked hard for this award.   Don't let your ineligibility for future awards slow you down.   bd;0

bullship

Quote from: benben on July 06, 2013, 08:59:48 AM
Quote from: bullship on July 05, 2013, 22:16:41 PM
My fuck trout! campaign has ended in horrible failure. I guess I'll have to go back to politics. Gobama! Yes we can! I'm Jewish! And I married an African American transgender illegal immigrant and we had 17 kids and they're all hopped up on Medicaid and free lunch! Fuck guns!

you left out abortion.

Dammit. This is why I am a total failure. I need your tutelage Ben.
It's all shit, piss and bliss.

"This is the low rent district, and much like a trailer park, it doesn't attract the most upstanding citizens.
You can't piss in a mr coffee & get tasters choice."- Grannyknot

Transylwader

I thought this was an anally annually dished out award.

Mudwall Gatewood 3.0

Quote from: Transylwader on July 08, 2013, 10:25:24 AM
I thought this was an anally annually dished out award.

Tough titty said the kitty but the milks still good!  This Cup belongs to Virginia!  NC, SC, GA, and other lesser domains are sucking the hind teat of a dead cow!  After receiving the Cup and drinking from it for a spell, I am sending it to another Virginny boy to enjoy; it will make its rounds in a celebratory fashion – an unholy chalice that will empower all that guzzle from it.
"Enjoy every sandwich."  Warren Zevon

Aka

Quote from: Mudwall Gatewood on July 06, 2013, 13:05:57 PM
It is an honor and it is my pleasure to receive such an ignoble award.  Like the psychologist, C. Moustakas, I accept myself and all my appalling contraventions.  Please let me paraphrase C. Moustakas: 'I accept everything about myself- I mean everything, I am who I am, and that is the beginning and the end – no apologies, no regrets.' 

Joey Chestnut won the hot dog eating contest.  My grandmother was a Chestnut.  I won the .5 2013 Smite Award.  The family has been enthroned, and I am discretely euphoric.  It is genuinely a prodigious juncture to be alive.

On behalf of all BRFFF's from the Old Dominion, those oddballs that elevated my count, assuring me of the victory, I accept the award.  Virginia, the Mother of Presidents, is the winner.  If I offended or enraged anyone during the jejune competition, there will be no apologies; you can smooch my external anal sphincter.  Obama rules!  Weenies, Buffs, and sandals are for epicene anglers!  And stouter gun control is the answer!

I thank you Keith for the entertainment.

On a fishing note:  Over the holiday week, I rediscovered the joy of catching holdover stockers on worms with the new spinning outfit.

Peace, and I hope everyone had a great 4th.

I see you saved the best of the best material for your acceptance post.

Thanks for the laughs. I wish you many a fine day enjoying the magic that is catching state raised stockers with the original inspiration behind the pink weeny!



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