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Started by Dougfish, April 09, 2013, 14:34:20 PM

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Woolly Bugger

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!
me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.
My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

tw5270

Quote from: Woolly Bugger on July 06, 2015, 10:26:12 AM
Quote from: tw5270 on July 06, 2015, 09:12:40 AM
You knew it was coming after this weekend-

http://wtop.com/lifestyle/2015/07/police-man-shoots-off-firework-from-top-of-his-head-dies/

AKAaron beat you to it... jis obser'vin

Well shit. You don't expect me to check the last post to make sure I am not being THAT guy do ya?


Fuck it...my mistake

Woolly Bugger

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!
me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.
My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

Woolly Bugger

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!
me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.
My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

Aka

Looks like he had his ass handed to him.

Onslow

#35
Went to a jobsite to address one item on a walk-through punch list.  As I pulled up in the drive, I noted the presence of a crowd of folks with clipboards and such, and a van burnt to a crisp.  I lifted my eyeballs and noted that the vinyl siding in near proximity of the van was distorted or melted due to the heat.  The fire dept. official on site made a crack about not leaving the pressure washer in the van while in use.  Feel kinda bad for these beaners.

The house was supposed to close on Friday.

Woolly Bugger

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!
me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.
My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!

tw5270


Woolly Bugger

ex - I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!
me -There's a season?

Pastor explains icons to my son: you know like the fish symbol on the back of cars.
My son: My dad has two fish on his car and they're both trout!


Yallerhammer

Women want me, doughbellies fear me. - Little Debbie Prostaff

Michael Toris


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